Four score and seven seconds ago our developers brought forth on this internet, a new book, conceived in crayon, and dedicated to the position that all consumers are created fools.
Now we are engaged in a great backlash, testing whether that book, or any book so error prone and so clumsy, can long endure. We are met on a great internet battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that internet, as a final resting place for the lore and characters who gave their lives that we might live through them. It is altogether fitting and proper we should do this.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the forum, we shall fight on the blogs and journals, we shall fight with growing disgust and growing shame in the air, we shall fight whatever the cost may be ($7.99), we shall fight with our wallets, we shall fight with our words, we shall fight with our meme's and alongside cereal killers, we shall fight on the wiki;
We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not believe for a moment, this thread or a large part of it were subjugated and deleted, then our posters beyond the URL, armed and guarded by the sane of mind everywhere, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New Book, with all its sense and lore, stops forth to relieve the weak and the replacement of the old.
I have a dream that one day we shall not know of sharpened toothbrushes and the books will live true to the meaning of its creed: "We hold this lore to be self-evident, that all characters are maintained equally"