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[SogaBan]

LPPrince wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

SogaBan wrote...

Okay, may be I missed it...

But frankly, has anyone got any questions answered from this novel or any secretly brewed revelations, for that matter?

I always wondered ever since Ascension if Kai Leng had a fondness for cereal...

apparently he's willing to break the law for some. Meanwhile Anderson's probably thinking to himself, "wtf? Why the crap am I always out of cereal?"

Anderson's gonna give Shepard an assignment in ME3- You have to pick him up some cereal.

That'll be marked in "secondary objective" as "Secret N6 assignment"...

[Centauri2002]

LGTX wrote...

centauri2002 wrote...

This is where we find this has all been an elaborate ruse to avoid the cost of hiring people to fact check and, instead, have the community do it for them~!

And only now do they notice the gaping flaw in this masterfully executed plan.

THE BOOK IS OUT ALREADY.

=)

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

[Homebound]

LPPrince wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

SogaBan wrote...

Okay, may be I missed it...

But frankly, has anyone got any questions answered from this novel or any secretly brewed revelations, for that matter?

I always wondered ever since Ascension if Kai Leng had a fondness for cereal...

apparently he's willing to break the law for some. Meanwhile Anderson's probably thinking to himself, "wtf? Why the crap am I always out of cereal?"

Anderson's gonna give Shepard an assignment in ME3- You have to pick him up some cereal.

then thats where bioware hits us with our first hard decision. give the cereal to the krogans who need a full stomach to fight the reaper war, or deliver it to cerberus?

the reapercusions will never be the same..

[OrbitalWings]

Dariustwinblade wrote...

This is almost(almost) as bad as Dragon Ball evolution.

At least that movie had the defence of being a standalone continuity - Deception hasn't even got that =/

Maybe that's it - Dietz thought he was creating a reboot

[ODST 3]

Ghost-621 wrote...

AVPen wrote...

Can we please keep the "ME3 Bashing" out of this thread and instead focus on the thing that we know with absolutely 100% certainty is total garbage? <_<

My friend, if you have been paying any attention at all, this should be a screaming, flashing preview at what ME3 will be like.

Why? Because Dietz wrote Mass Effect 3? Are you high?

[JediHealerCosmin]

 

[crimzontearz]

is the hate still flowing strong??

[Dariustwinblade]

DEAR:EA

I HAVE A BRILLIANT MARKETING SCHEME.

Buy Mass Effect:Deception

GET Exclusive DLC free.

Including:
SHARPENED KILLING TOOTHBRUSH
and
Cereal Box with spoon and bowl.

Buy now and your Shepard will be killing husks with his unbeatable oral skills in Me3.

[Kusy]

the pirate bay.

[SogaBan]

ODST 3 wrote...

Ghost-621 wrote...

AVPen wrote...

Can we please keep the "ME3 Bashing" out of this thread and instead focus on the thing that we know with absolutely 100% certainty is total garbage? <_<

My friend, if you have been paying any attention at all, this should be a screaming, flashing preview at what ME3 will be like.

Why? Because Dietz wrote Mass Effect 3? Are you high?

With Bioware, nowadays, anything can happen... I am sincerely concerned about the fate of ME3, specially after reading this horrific novel. A studio with such a reputation and a franchise so robust - did we ever had nightmare that at some point we'll be tortured with a so-called CANON novel like this? You will never know...

Let's hope for the best BUT prepare for the worst (though I am chewing my nails to bleed whether my decission for pre-ordering the Digital Delex Edition was a renegade or a paragon choice...)

[LPPrince]

crimzontearz wrote...

is the hate still flowing strong??

Like that question is even necessary.

[supakillaii]

Khran1505 wrote...

supakillaii wrote...

Arcadian Legend wrote...

Wait, wait wait wait wait. Someone made a Talis sweat diagram? *backs away slowly* O.o

http://dl.dropbox.co...9/talisweat.jpg

... Whoa.

And now you know why people are thinking this place is bat**** insane.

[LPPrince]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Well, if someone were to steal my Nesquick cereal, they wouldn't survive the day... Y'all have been warned. >_<

I wonder what the cereals of the future are called.

[Descy_]

Dariustwinblade wrote...

DEAR:EA

I HAVE A BRILLIANT MARKETING SCHEME.

Buy Mass Effect:Deception

GET Exclusive DLC free.

Including:
SHARPENED KILLING TOOTHBRUSH
and
Cereal Box with spoon and bowl.

Buy now and your Shepard will be killing husks with his unbeatable oral skills in Me3.

The reapers are actually...

[LPPrince]

Guys, enough with the quoting of the sweat thing. Jesus.

[ElitePinecone]

KnightOfTwo wrote...

Nothing happened, the characters achieved nothing, did nothing (aside from all the deaths) and sadly will become nothing.

It's pretty discouraging, actually. 

The last three books are now a bit... redundant. 

[supakillaii]

LGTX wrote...

centauri2002 wrote...

This is where we find this has all been an elaborate ruse to avoid the cost of hiring people to fact check and, instead, have the community do it for them~!

And only now do they notice the gaping flaw in this masterfully executed plan.

THE BOOK IS OUT ALREADY.

=)

The release ruse...
WAS A DISTACTION
inb4 they recall all sold copies and replace with fixed ones

Modifié par supakillaii, 31 janvier 2012 - 01:54 .

[Gabriel S.]

didymos1120 wrote...

ElitePinecone wrote...

And Kahlee's line on seeing it all: "Why you rotten bastard, I ought to..." take the cake for being the most inappropriate thing, given the circumstances, that I think I've ever read in a written piece of literature.

Well, a close second has to be this, which occurs right after Anderson and Kahlee just got finished looking at a bunch of corpses in the C-Sec morgue to make sure none of them were Nick:

Kahlee smiled as they strolled out into the artificial sunlight. “A naughty admiral. I like it. Come on,” she said. “I’m in the mood for an asari stir-fry tonight.”

He grinned. “And for dessert?”

“That,” Kahlee said, “is for me to know and for you to find out.”

WHAAAT?!?!

[LPPrince]

Descy_ wrote...

Dariustwinblade wrote...

DEAR:EA

I HAVE A BRILLIANT MARKETING SCHEME.

Buy Mass Effect:Deception

GET Exclusive DLC free.

Including:
SHARPENED KILLING TOOTHBRUSH
and
Cereal Box with spoon and bowl.

Buy now and your Shepard will be killing husks with his unbeatable oral skills in Me3.

The reapers are actually...

Indoctrination=Gingivitis

[Kusy]

SogaBan wrote...

Let's hope for the best BUT prepare for the worst (though I am chewing my nails to bleed whether my decission for pre-ordering the Digital Delex Edition was a renegade or a paragon choice...)

I feel you on this one bro... why should I be blincly excited about a product when absolutely everything related to it since the last installment is mediocre at best? Starting with a bad DLC after a series of good ones, followed by really bad comics (with Invasion somewhat fixing the image), ugly action figures, and now this novel?

I'm concerned that if they are allowing a monkey run their IP when writing a novel, they might as well allow monkeys to do it while making the game.

Modifié par Mr.Kusy, 31 janvier 2012 - 01:56 .

[LPPrince]

ElitePinecone wrote...

KnightOfTwo wrote...

Nothing happened, the characters achieved nothing, did nothing (aside from all the deaths) and sadly will become nothing.

It's pretty discouraging, actually. 

The last three books are now a bit... redundant. 

Effectively a huge waste of time.

That is until Bioware disavows the novel.

[crimzontearz]

and let me guess....still complete silence from above right??


this gets better and better

[Kusy]

LPPrince wrote...

That is until Bioware disavows the novel.

Still delusional I see?