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[LPPrince]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Kai Leng breaks-and-enters, eats cereal, and kills a human wearing krogan skins with a magic knife.

Oh yes, what a badass.

I wrote a Kai Leng tidbit where he threatened to sell Shepard's child over to the Illusive Man after he killed Shepard. I think I did it better.

lolwut

[Homebound]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

havoc373 wrote...

After reading a bit of the errors in this thread and the sumary i remembered a tweet by Casey Hudson back in august last year. in which he approves of this book.
i figured i'll just leave this here...

https://twitter.com/...362747836604417 

@CaseyHudson wrote...
Finished my final review of the #MassEffect Deception novel. A really fun lead-in to #ME3! Kai Leng is a badass. January 31 release. 

Kai Leng breaks-and-enters, eats cereal, and kills a human wearing krogan skins with a magic knife.

Oh yes, what a badass.

I wrote a Kai Leng tidbit where he threatened to sell Shepard's child over to the Illusive Man after he killed Shepard. I think I did it better.

dude, thats not just ANY knife..that has to be, THEE knife. u know the one the warden in dragon age has? that can kill anything in one hit?
we're in deep varrenpoop now.

[LPPrince]

Nerevar-as wrote...

Mr hudson has a weird idea of what being badass means.

Concurred.

[KnightOfTwo]

I couldn't bring myself to have cereal this morning, this book has ruined breakfast for me...


or it was the lack of milk.

[LPPrince]

KnightOfTwo wrote...

I couldn't bring myself to have cereal this morning, this book has ruined breakfast for me...


or it was the lack of milk.

Likely the lack of milk.

Then again, one dude on youtube had like 9 different types of cereal in his pantry and no milk.

You can't explain that.

[Homebound]

the real question is, did kai leng wash the bowl he used or did he just place them back in the cupboards?

[CDRSkyShepard]

LPPrince wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Kai Leng breaks-and-enters, eats cereal, and kills a human wearing krogan skins with a magic knife.

Oh yes, what a badass.

I wrote a Kai Leng tidbit where he threatened to sell Shepard's child over to the Illusive Man after he killed Shepard. I think I did it better.

lolwut

Oh yeah, he says something to the effect of, "The Illusive Man will raise him as his own, and he will be the heir to a new, human-dominated galaxy!" At which point, Shepard has a p*ssed and Charges Kai Leng, getting his butt whooped.

Nope. No child-stealing here. Just cereal-eatin'.

[LadyDrusilla]

...what? The action figures are nothing special, the comic books are ok but Deception is simply terrible. Not sure what this has to do with the actual video game which is made by different people entirely. I really need to stop expecting logic in these discussions.

[quote]Mr.Kusy wrote...

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Well if you like the Mass Effect action figures, Mass Effect comics, save for Invasion, and then you like this novel. We have nothing more to talk about.

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[SogaBan]

LadyDrusilla wrote...
... but with eight writers and three editors on ME3 I'm really not worried about that story.

Sometimes "Too many cooks spoil the broth"

As it happened with the novel series. What started with a dream-come-true novel of Drew, the next one failed miserably to catch up. It's not a matter of quantity of editor(s) but the quality.

Seriously, in my opinion (no offense to anyone) the story/plot which thickened at the end of Mass Effect was considerably diluted in Mass Effect 2 (except for the LoTSB and Arrival). Sorry if I have hurt anyone.

Moreover, I remember that Deception is a crucial junction point between "what has happened so far" and "what is going to happen", probably with why-s and how-s. On that note - we see one main character (Gillian) dies out-of-blue
while the ascension and retribution were probably revolving around Gillian with Kahlee and David as other protagonists (well, may be I am wrong about Kahlee and David being "other protagonists" when in reality I should have said they were the real protagonists) but let us take out Gillian out of the Mass Effect universe for a moment - now can tell me whether there were any absolute necessity of ascension and retribution???

So at this point, if someone assumes that something eerie (like it or not) will be happening to any of the main characters in the MAss Effect 3 can you tell him/her to be irrational and whining moron?

Modifié par SogaBan, 31 janvier 2012 - 02:24 .

[LPPrince]

Hellbound555 wrote...

dude, thats not just ANY knife..that has to be, THEE knife. u know the one the warden in dragon age has? that can kill anything in one hit?
we're in deep varrenpoop now.

THAT knife?

The Murder Knife.

That explains EVERYTHING.

[Descy_]

LPPrince wrote...

KnightOfTwo wrote...

I couldn't bring myself to have cereal this morning, this book has ruined breakfast for me...


or it was the lack of milk.

Likely the lack of milk.

Then again, one dude on youtube had like 9 different types of cereal in his pantry and no milk.

You can't explain that.

Wait...why are you looking up videos of people's pantrys?

I can't explain that.

[supakillaii]

Regarding Mr. Hudson's tweet, fun does not equal good...

[ElitePinecone]

Hellbound555 wrote...

the real question is, did kai leng wash the bowl he used or did he just place them back in the cupboards?

He washed it. 

The adrenaline rush was eating the cereal then meticulously cleaning up so that nobody would ever know he was there. 

Because the apartment was his, now, you see.  

[ODST 3]

LPPrince wrote...

VOTE THIS 5 STAR AMAZON REVIEW DOWN

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[LPPrince]

SogaBan wrote...

Seriously, in my opinion (no offense to anyone) the story/plot which thickened at the end of Mass Effect was considerably diluted in Mass Effect 2 (except for the LoTSB and Arrival). Sorry if I have hurt anyone.

You're not gonna offend anyone like that. Relax!

Share your opinion, its fine. Just don't be a douche about it. You're being quite civil.

[CDRSkyShepard]

LPPrince wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

dude, thats not just ANY knife..that has to be, THEE knife. u know the one the warden in dragon age has? that can kill anything in one hit?
we're in deep varrenpoop now.

THAT knife?

The Murder Knife.

That explains EVERYTHING.

I vote Kai Leng takes out a turian with a cereal bowl. And a krogan with a spoon. Simultaneously. Just for "teh lulz." If you're gonna do something bad, might as well not half-@ss it.

[Homebound]

LPPrince wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

dude, thats not just ANY knife..that has to be, THEE knife. u know the one the warden in dragon age has? that can kill anything in one hit?
we're in deep varrenpoop now.

THAT knife?

The Murder Knife.

That explains EVERYTHING.

this is probably all Anders' fault. first he gives Vega his cat, now this. It could explain all the canon discrepencies. Anders' filthy apostate magic probably created some sort of vortex that ripped time and space. thankfully it only affected one set of alternate dimensions and not the main continuity.

ITS ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE!

[LPPrince]

Descy_ wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

KnightOfTwo wrote...

I couldn't bring myself to have cereal this morning, this book has ruined breakfast for me...


or it was the lack of milk.

Likely the lack of milk.

Then again, one dude on youtube had like 9 different types of cereal in his pantry and no milk.

You can't explain that.

Wait...why are you looking up videos of people's pantrys?

I can't explain that.

I'd post it if it wasn't off topic, so I'll just send it to you and you can rofl all the way to the moon.

[Descy_]

LPPrince wrote...

Descy_ wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

KnightOfTwo wrote...

I couldn't bring myself to have cereal this morning, this book has ruined breakfast for me...


or it was the lack of milk.

Likely the lack of milk.

Then again, one dude on youtube had like 9 different types of cereal in his pantry and no milk.

You can't explain that.

Wait...why are you looking up videos of people's pantrys?

I can't explain that.

I'd post it if it wasn't off topic, so I'll just send it to you and you can rofl all the way to the moon.

We, we so excited.
I can't wait for the Cribs: Pantry edition.
Kai Leng is the first guest.

[LadyDrusilla]

I disagree but that's fine. You are making that judgement after playing the game. What I'm sick of is people pre-judging the game and jumping online and whining and nerdraging constantly about the most stupid things.

SogaBan wrote...

LadyDrusilla wrote...
... but with eight writers and three editors on ME3 I'm really not worried about that story.

Sometimes "Too many cooks spoil the broth"

As it happened with the novel series. What started with a dream-come-true novel of Drew, the next one failed miserably to catch up. It's not a matter of quantity of editor(s) but the quality.

Seriously, in my opinion (no offense to anyone) the story/plot which thickened at the end of Mass Effect was considerably diluted in Mass Effect 2 (except for the LoTSB and Arrival). Sorry if I have hurt anyone.

[LPPrince]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

If you're gonna do something bad, might as well not half-@ss it.

Same thing Dietz was thinking.

[CDRSkyShepard]

LPPrince wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

If you're gonna do something bad, might as well not half-@ss it.

Same thing Dietz was thinking.

Must have been...

[LPPrince]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

If you're gonna do something bad, might as well not half-@ss it.

Same thing Dietz was thinking.

Must have been...

Makes sense to me.

[loungeshep]

This is like the one book I actually pre-ordered, something i never do because I like to skim the book before I buy it, which I could've accidentally clicked pre-order....in which case, at least this thread is full of awesome.