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[Ashira Shepard]

[violation of Rule #2 removed.]

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 janvier 2012 - 06:58 .

[LPPrince]

Cause its subpar, brah.

[Eski.Moe]

"A roly-poly volus was ensconced behind a messy desk."

This line gets me every time. Every. Time.
It's seriously like he was writing up the novel in Word and, for whatever reason, was like, "Quick, need to use another word for round!"
Then right-clicked the word and scrolled down to "roly-poly" without even realising it.

[JoeLaTurkey]

If there's one person who deserves having Statler and Waldorf narrate their life, it's Dietz
 

[JoeLaTurkey]

BRAINWAVE!!!

SOMEBODY NARRATE THE NOVEL AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!

[Ashira Shepard]

*edits*

*goes to get food*

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 31 janvier 2012 - 06:23 .

[Khran1505]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

AshiraShepard wrote...

"In reality, Dietz has enjoyed a long and prosperous career writing science fiction stories."

"Dietz has enjoyed a long and prosperous career writing science fiction stories."

"Long and prosperous career writing science fiction."

"Writing science fiction."

"Writing."

I think I can explain

You just made my day.

[Death By Smiley]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

BRAINWAVE!!!

SOMEBODY NARRATE THE NOVEL AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!

In all seriousness, I'll do the prolouge tonight.

[JoeLaTurkey]

Eski.Moe wrote...

"A roly-poly volus was ensconced behind a messy desk."

This line gets me every time. Every. Time.
It's seriously like he was writing up the novel in Word and, for whatever reason, was like, "Quick, need to use another word for round!"
Then right-clicked the word and scrolled down to "roly-poly" without even realising it.

You're not the only one.

But be careful, it's offensive to volus!

[meme image removed]

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 janvier 2012 - 06:59 .

[LPPrince]

Eski.Moe wrote...

"A roly-poly volus was ensconced behind a messy desk."

This line gets me every time. Every. Time.
It's seriously like he was writing up the novel in Word and, for whatever reason, was like, "Quick, need to use another word for round!"
Then right-clicked the word and scrolled down to "roly-poly" without even realising it.

I love it.

Reminds me of Rolie Polie Olie.

[legion999]

So Nick just murdered one of his teachers for no reason other than he was angry? And Kahlee just says "I'm sorry to hear that Nick he was a good man." WTH?

[DatIrishFella]

All these pics will eventually get the thread locked.

[JeffZero]

Updated the OP with some useful links. Kotaku's brief article on the Google doc and this thread, as well as one fan's heartfelt plea to BioWare.

Not surprised we lost a star in this thread's rating system. Something gets popular or sensational enough and people start down-voting it. See also: Vertigo's twitter thread. LOL.

[Khran1505]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Eski.Moe wrote...

"A roly-poly volus was ensconced behind a messy desk."

This line gets me every time. Every. Time.
It's seriously like he was writing up the novel in Word and, for whatever reason, was like, "Quick, need to use another word for round!"
Then right-clicked the word and scrolled down to "roly-poly" without even realising it.

You're not the only one.

But be careful, it's offensive to volus!

[meme image removed]

You're not running out anytime soon, are you?

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 janvier 2012 - 07:00 .

[LPPrince]

JeffZero wrote...

Updated the OP with some useful links. Kotaku's brief article on the Google doc and this thread, as well as one fan's heartfelt plea to BioWare.

Not surprised we lost a star in this thread's rating system. Something gets popular or sensational enough and people start down-voting it. See also: Vertigo's twitter thread. LOL.

Don't forget that Eurogamer has an article on us too.

[JeffZero]

DatIrishFella wrote...

All these pics will eventually get the thread locked.

This person is almost certainly correct. I don't mean to rain down on the parade here, and I feel like just about all of us here are equal in our endeavors so I don't mean to sound like some iron-fisted ruler of an internet website discussion thread... but uh, let's try to tone them down so as to avoid giving the mods reason to shut us down, please?

[LPPrince]

legion999 wrote...

So Nick just murdered one of his teachers for no reason other than he was angry? And Kahlee just says "I'm sorry to hear that Nick he was a good man." WTH?

Yep. Its hilariously ATROCIOUS.

[JeffZero]

LPPrince wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Updated the OP with some useful links. Kotaku's brief article on the Google doc and this thread, as well as one fan's heartfelt plea to BioWare.

Not surprised we lost a star in this thread's rating system. Something gets popular or sensational enough and people start down-voting it. See also: Vertigo's twitter thread. LOL.

Don't forget that Eurogamer has an article on us too.

They do? Well see now, I wasn't aware! Heck, excellent. I'll go link it.

[JamesFaith]

And now Deception perfomed by elcor actors whose show us real emotions hidden in original text.

"Suprisingly - Mr. Mitra. What are you doing here. Unbeliavebly - you killed Marisa."

"Uncomprehendibly - Marisa. Was she your girlfriend."

"Sadly - yes, damn you... Even more sadly - we were going to get married."

"Feelingly - I'm sorry. Reproachfully - but you brought this on yourself. Remember what Kahlee and I taught you. Gravely serious - those who use their biotic powers to hurt people will pay. It's just a matter of time."

"Peed... oh, sorry, my mistake... pissed - you bastard. Really pissed - you rotten bastard. Really, really pissed -first you kill Marisa and then you have the balls to claim that it's my fault. Grimly - goodbye Mr. Mitra. You can preach to the people in hell."

[JoeLaTurkey]

Death By Smiley wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

BRAINWAVE!!!

SOMEBODY NARRATE THE NOVEL AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!

In all seriousness, I'll do the prolouge tonight.

Cool


...wait a minute



...and I've still got my Wrex voice modifier...

[TheRevanchist]

But just for the record....Casey openly acknowleged and "not so openly" said that the uh....magazine...was ok...and rather flattering...if abit disturbing...there have threads about it before...they were never locked. Just died out...as long as no actualy images are actually posted here.

[LPPrince]

JamesFaith wrote...

And now Deception perfomed by elcor actors whose show us real emotions hidden in original text.

"Suprisingly - Mr. Mitra. What are you doing here. Unbeliavebly - you killed Marisa."

"Uncomprehendibly - Marisa. Was she your girlfriend."

"Sadly - yes, damn you... Even more sadly - we were going to get married."

"Feelingly - I'm sorry. Reproachfully - but you brought this on yourself. Remember what Kahlee and I taught you. Gravely serious - those who use their biotic powers to hurt people will pay. It's just a matter of time."

"Peed... oh, sorry, my mistake... pissed - you bastard. Really pissed - you rotten bastard. Really, really pissed -first you kill Marisa and then you have the balls to claim that it's my fault. Grimly - goodbye Mr. Mitra. You can preach to the people in hell."

That. Would be. So awesome.

[JoePilot]

Dear Bioware,

Please reconsider your decision to release this novel at the very least you should declare it non-canon this mistreatment of IP will not be tolerated. You have killed a once-great series of books, and I'm sorry hear that, they were a good man.

Feelingly yours,
Joe

/Dietzstyle

[LPPrince]

JeffZero wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Updated the OP with some useful links. Kotaku's brief article on the Google doc and this thread, as well as one fan's heartfelt plea to BioWare.

Not surprised we lost a star in this thread's rating system. Something gets popular or sensational enough and people start down-voting it. See also: Vertigo's twitter thread. LOL.

Don't forget that Eurogamer has an article on us too.

They do? Well see now, I wasn't aware! Heck, excellent. I'll go link it.

Yeah, they found out through Kotaku.