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[legion999]

Whacka wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Whacka wrote...

You know, ever since I cancelled my order for Deception, I'm wondering how the book ends.

Can anyone tell me how it ends (through a PM or something)?

You can just find out here.

All I dug up is killing toothbrushes and cereal-eating assassins. 
And humpin' before a relay jump.

I just died a little inside. Again.

And it seems people have edited the Cereal Guy and gave him a haircut... of the assassin, I guess?

Anyway, almost everyone is vague about the ending.

Nick headshots Hendel, random guy kills Nick, Leng shanks Gillian and the Council blame Cerberus again. Oh and Aria isn't apparently a biotic.

[Khran1505]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Someone massage Jeff, we need that article in the OP

Yes, give Jeff a massage! Poor sod must be tense as hell. :I

[LPPrince]

MissOuJ wrote...

Gaining publicity: now on the Escapist also:

http://www.escapistm...-Book-to-Shreds

Jeff has some serious OP work to do.

[JoeLaTurkey]

Khran1505 wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Someone massage Jeff, we need that article in the OP

Yes, give Jeff a massage! Poor sod must be tense as hell. :I

He's earned one, sure!

[Ashira Shepard]

legion999 wrote...

I think her and Nick were made 18 so they could headshot two wholly undeserving people.

Was Dietz scared of killing off teenagers or something because children are precious?

Take a passive glance over Jack's youth.

Sh*t happens no matter a character's age. 

[fredward55]

Khran1505 wrote...

Check it out, guys. There's something neat at the ME Wikia. :3

I like where this is going.

Wow when a wki webiste say how terrible the booke is you know that it is really terrible

[izmirtheastarach]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Someone massage Jeff, we need that article in the OP

Jeff deserves a nice massage.

Man, that letter on the wiki is nicely put.

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 31 janvier 2012 - 08:58 .

[JoePilot]

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

So does anything of importance at all happen in the book?

Does Anderson banging Kahlee during a mass relay transit count?

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

[XXIceColdXX]

Khran1505 wrote...

Check it out, guys. There's something neat at the ME Wikia. :3

I like where this is going.

Sweet, each step like this is a step closer to preserving the Mass Effect universe. Bioware may thank us for this one day.

[Relix28]

JoePilot wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

So does anything of importance at all happen in the book?

Does Anderson banging Kahlee during a mass relay transit count?

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

I can confirm, that in fact, he is not joking.

[izmirtheastarach]

JoePilot wrote...

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the rings began to spin as the ship closed in. Then, once the Pictor was about five hundred kilometers away, the relay fired and the freighter was consumed by a vortex of dark energy. It shimmered and disappeared. But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another

Skadoosh.

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 31 janvier 2012 - 09:00 .

[Haasth]

JoePilot wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

So does anything of importance at all happen in the book?

Does Anderson banging Kahlee during a mass relay transit count?

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

He must be.
He got to be.

That can't seriously.. 

[flexxdk]

legion999 wrote...
Nick headshots Hendel, random guy kills Nick, Leng shanks Gillian and the Council blame Cerberus again. Oh and Aria isn't apparently a biotic.

The "blame-it-on-Cerberus!!!" card is old. Too old.

Why couldn't Dietz up with something more... innovative?

Anyway, I am disgusted to hear that Anderson banged Kahlee and that Leng acts like a terrorial dog. And how the heck can you shank someone with a toothbrush?!

...Wait, don't answer that. Dietz is the answer.

Modifié par Whacka, 31 janvier 2012 - 09:02 .

[Ashira Shepard]

I like these kinds of comments on this issue:

These people have waaaaaay to much time on their hands.
And thats coming from someone who spent the last 4 hours making orogami seals.

And-

Spent the last few days of my time compiling a list of everything that's wrong in a half-baked video game tie-in novel. [Error: Life]

And by "like" I mean "hate how hypocritical people get because it's not something THEY care about yet apparently have enough time on THEIR hands to berate others for wasting their OWN time."

[ddv.rsa]

So we have Kotaku, N4G, Eurogamer and the Escapist covering this now. It's amazing that Bioware is still quiet.

[JoePilot]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

JoePilot wrote...

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the rings began to spin as the ship closed in. Then, once the Pictor was about five hundred kilometers away, the relay fired and the freighter was consumed by a vortex of dark energy. It shimmered and disappeared. But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another

Skadoosh.

Well, the relay-jump takes no time to take place, so at least it was over quickly....HEEYOOOOOOOO

[Relix28]

ENCHANTMENT?

Yeah I'm going nutz, because of this historical BSN thread. God dayuuumn.

Modifié par Relix28, 31 janvier 2012 - 09:02 .

[legion999]

AshiraShepard wrote...

legion999 wrote...

I think her and Nick were made 18 so they could headshot two wholly undeserving people.

Was Dietz scared of killing off teenagers or something because children are precious?

Take a passive glance over Jack's youth.

Sh*t happens no matter a character's age. 

Also Colonist Shep and Grunt technically have ****ed up childhoods. Grunts a couple days old and he's already killing people.

[ddv.rsa]

Someone should compile a list of reviews.

[fredward55]

Relix28 wrote...

JoePilot wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

So does anything of importance at all happen in the book?

Does Anderson banging Kahlee during a mass relay transit count?

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

I can confirm, that in fact, he is not joking.

Look at the bright side a gay romance in a hoppefully a non-canon Mass Effect universe

Modifié par fredward55, 31 janvier 2012 - 09:05 .

[JoeLaTurkey]

ddv.rsa wrote...

So we have Kotaku, N4G, Eurogamer and the Escapist covering this now. It's amazing that Bioware is still quiet.

They're shaking in their boots

[JLRTENJAC1138]

As of the day before yesterday I was anticipating this book, yesterday I discovered the list, this morning I read as far as I could force myself through the teaser... I no longer want this book, and it suck because I am a huge Mass Effect fan and usually jump on new content.

Why, Casey? Why?

[Relix28]

fredward55 wrote...

Relix28 wrote...

JoePilot wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

So does anything of importance at all happen in the book?

Does Anderson banging Kahlee during a mass relay transit count?

No way.  You're joking.  Tell me you're joking.

I can confirm, that in fact, he is not joking.

Look at the bright side a gay romance in a hoppefully a non-canon booke

We can all hope so.

[LPPrince]

ddv.rsa wrote...

So we have Kotaku, N4G, Eurogamer and the Escapist covering this now. It's amazing that Bioware is still quiet.

I'm so proud.

[OmegaBlue0231]

It makes me happy to see all of us working towards a common goal, and that goal is to get Bioware to say the book in not canon and bury it in the desert with copies of the ET game.

Modifié par OmegaBlue0231, 31 janvier 2012 - 09:06 .