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[Death By Smiley]

On the Gamefaqs community, they are working on a replacement novel for this, 3 words at a time. The following, while disturbing, is factually better than Deception.

Please be advised, there are some sick people at Gamefaqs:

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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 01 février 2012 - 02:57 .

[Icinix]

Kazanth wrote...

Hey guys, does this book still suck?

I hear Hoover are looking into the practicality of using it as a self powered vacum cleaner.

[Relix28]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

Relix28 wrote...

And btw, when ur finished, copy-paste the review to amazon.ca and amazon.co.uk. Let the world hear it.

Only managed to get 7 on .ca so far. Still, the rating's still at a 1.

Overall I'm pretty pleased with how the ratings look. Been keeping on them all day. I hope they are helping anyone who didn't pre-order but was still interested.

Yeah, I think the message is pretty clear. The Dietztanic is going down, slowly but surely.

[MisterJB]

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

[_symphony]

Kazanth wrote...

Hey guys, does this book still suck?

maybe if you read it 3 or more times, you adapt and the book gets better.

[Death By Smiley]

_symphony wrote...

Kazanth wrote...

Hey guys, does this book still suck?

maybe if you read it 3 or more times, you adapt and the book gets better.

Or you go mad and start painting the walls with your own feces. It's a tough call.

Modifié par Death By Smiley, 01 février 2012 - 02:55 .

[Iohanna]

MisterJB wrote...

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

How much more are there? I don't remember just now.

But keep strong! Do it... FOR SCIENCE!

[Death By Smiley]

Iohanna wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

How much more are there? I don't remember just now.

But keep strong! Do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Don't listen to him!
It's GLADoS

[ODST 3]

didymos1120 wrote...

Yuoaman wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Noticed another one:

“There is evidence that Paul Grayson, the man who invaded the academy and murdered a number of staff members, was a Cerberus operative at one time. Then, for reasons we aren’t sure of, the Illusive Man turned on him."

Um, we know exactly why TIM turned on him: because Grayson turned on him first. And Anderson knows all this because Kahlee told him. I think there was a novel about it or something...

Who says that, Anderson?

Yeah.  And that "we" refers to him and Kahlee, and if there's anyone who knows why TIM turned on Paul, it's her.

By we, Dietz me he and his editor and simply forgot he was writing dialogue for Anderson.

[The Love Runner]

Iohanna wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

How much more are there? I don't remember just now.

But keep strong! Do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Not even science would endorse this book...

[Heimdall]

ODST 3 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Yuoaman wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Noticed another one:

“There is evidence that Paul Grayson, the man who invaded the academy and murdered a number of staff members, was a Cerberus operative at one time. Then, for reasons we aren’t sure of, the Illusive Man turned on him."

Um, we know exactly why TIM turned on him: because Grayson turned on him first. And Anderson knows all this because Kahlee told him. I think there was a novel about it or something...

Who says that, Anderson?

Yeah.  And that "we" refers to him and Kahlee, and if there's anyone who knows why TIM turned on Paul, it's her.

By we, Dietz me he and his editor and simply forgot he was writing dialogue for Anderson.

To be fair, does Kahlee tell Anderson about Gillian?  I would think she'd want to keep Gillian's location, on the Idenna, secret, right?

[Doctalen]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Iohanna wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

How much more are there? I don't remember just now.

But keep strong! Do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Not even science would endorse this book...

Even Dr.Insano wouldn't endorse this novel. (If anyone watches spoony here) 

[Jcmor]

Just turned in a 1 star review at amazon =)

[The Love Runner]

@LordAesir

There's a scene in Retribution where Kahlee tells Anderson about what happened to her during Ascension, but doesn't go into great detail.

Did anyone dare to rap out an order for a Happy Bowl on Omega, by the way?

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 01 février 2012 - 03:05 .

[Relix28]

Jcmor wrote...

Just turned in a 1 star review at amazon =)

Good. Now copy-paste that same review on amazon.ca and amazon.co.uk as well. You know, let the world hear it.

[_symphony]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Iohanna wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

Page 236...not sure how much more I can take...it's so, SO bad.

How much more are there? I don't remember just now.

But keep strong! Do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Not even science would endorse this book...

is a social experiment. They are trying to find out how much low can their products be until BSN bands together against them. Knowing this limit allows them to maximize profit with minimal rage storms.

[MisterJB]

I like how Anderson acknowledges how meaningless he is to the so called "plot" of this literary abomination.

"Do you think that will work?
No, but as far as I know, we don't have anything better to do."

[ODST 3]

Death By Smiley wrote...
3) The same f***ing opening as "The World is Not Enough", widely argued to be the worst Bond movie. (Seriously, watch that opening, you'll agree it matches the book).

I like that movie. Much better than Die Another Day, Live And Let Die, and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

[The Love Runner]

Deception Agent: (Knock, Knock)

Me: Who's there?

Deception Agent: DECEPTION!! (Has novel in hands)

Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Bad joke is bad)

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 01 février 2012 - 03:10 .

[Death By Smiley]

ODST 3 wrote...

Death By Smiley wrote...
3) The same f***ing opening as "The World is Not Enough", widely argued to be the worst Bond movie. (Seriously, watch that opening, you'll agree it matches the book).

I like that movie. Much better than Die Another Day, Live And Let Die, and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

But do you agree?

(Explosive in the gun used to make a heist from a public secured building)

[didymos1120]

Lord Aesir wrote...
To be fair, does Kahlee tell Anderson about Gillian?  I would think she'd want to keep Gillian's location, on the Idenna, secret, right?

Yes, which I why I said she told him all about it:

He waited for her to speak, but after several minutes of silence he realized he would have to be the one to break the ice.

“Kahlee? Tell me why you’re here.”

He listened carefully as she told him about Gillian, Grayson, and Cerberus. He tried not to show any reaction, keeping his face and manner calm both for her sake and to avoid drawing the notice of the other park patrons. When she was finished, he took a deep breath and let it out in a long, easy sigh as he thought about everything she’d said.

Modifié par didymos1120, 01 février 2012 - 03:16 .

[Heimdall]

didymos1120 wrote...

Lord Aesir wrote...
To be fair, does Kahlee tell Anderson about Gillian?  I would think she'd want to keep Gillian's location, on the Idenna, secret, right?

Yes, which I why I said she told him all about it:

He waited for her to speak, but after several minutes of silence he realized he would have to be the one to break the ice.

“Kahlee? Tell me why you’re here.”

He listened carefully as she told him about Gillian, Grayson, and Cerberus. He tried not to show any reaction, keeping his face and manner calm both for her sake and to avoid drawing the notice of the other park patrons. When she was finished, he took a deep breath and let it out in a long, easy sigh as he thought about everything she’d said.

Okay then.

Dietz is bad.

[AVPen]

didymos1120 wrote...

He waited for her to speak, but after several minutes of silence he realized he would have to be the one to break the ice.

“Kahlee? Tell me why you’re here.”

He listened carefully as she told him about Gillian, Grayson, and Cerberus. He tried not to show any reaction, keeping his face and manner calm both for her sake and to avoid drawing the notice of the other park patrons. When she was finished, he took a deep breath and let it out in a long, easy sigh as he thought about everything she’d said.

Is that from Retribution? (doesn't read at all like Dietz's work, unless I missed it somewhere in this mess of a book...)

[The Love Runner]

AVPen wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

He waited for her to speak, but after several minutes of silence he realized he would have to be the one to break the ice.

“Kahlee? Tell me why you’re here.”

He listened carefully as she told him about Gillian, Grayson, and Cerberus. He tried not to show any reaction, keeping his face and manner calm both for her sake and to avoid drawing the notice of the other park patrons. When she was finished, he took a deep breath and let it out in a long, easy sigh as he thought about everything she’d said.

Is that from Retribution? (doesn't read at all like Dietz's work, unless I missed it somewhere in this mess of a book...)

Yes.

[Heimdall]

AVPen wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

He waited for her to speak, but after several minutes of silence he realized he would have to be the one to break the ice.

“Kahlee? Tell me why you’re here.”

He listened carefully as she told him about Gillian, Grayson, and Cerberus. He tried not to show any reaction, keeping his face and manner calm both for her sake and to avoid drawing the notice of the other park patrons. When she was finished, he took a deep breath and let it out in a long, easy sigh as he thought about everything she’d said.

Is that from Retribution? (doesn't read at all like Dietz's work, unless I missed it somewhere in this mess of a book...)

Yes, it is Retribution