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[LPPrince]

didymos1120 wrote...

Wow, what a way to celebrate the anniversary of ME2, right?

WOO!

Not really.

[TheCreeper]

This book is so horrible it's actually lopping around into awesomeness.

[AVPen]

didymos1120 wrote...

Oh, and here's the rest of the mass relay scene, which provides some much needed context on an earlier discovery:

Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the rings began to spin as the ship closed in. Then, once
the Pictor was about five hundred kilometers away, the relay fired and the freighter was consumed by a vortex of dark energy. It shimmered and disappeared.

But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another.

I can only presume he was making love to Kahlee slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, and then his relay fired and....

.... there isn't enough booze in the world to burn that image out of my brain.... 

Modifié par AVPen, 27 janvier 2012 - 06:28 .

[LPPrince]

Well, ME2 came out on January 26th 2010, and we spent it raging over a badly written novel.

[MasterEcabob]

But she wasn't about to give up. The head butt was one of the many things learned from Hendel. She felt the contact, saw the surprise on Leng's face, and tried to knee him in the groin. But rather than knock the assassin unconscious the blow made him angry.

Apparently kneeing Kai Leng in the balls just makes him angry. And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

[LPPrince]

AVPen wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Oh, and here's the rest of the mass relay scene, which provides some much needed context on an earlier discovery:

Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the rings began to spin as the ship closed in. Then, once
the Pictor was about five hundred kilometers away, the relay fired and the freighter was consumed by a vortex of dark energy. It shimmered and disappeared.

But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another.

I can only presume he was making love to Kahlee slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, and then his relay fired and....

.... there isn't enough booze in the world to burn that image out of my brain.... 

Hey, Kahlee's supposed to be hot.

And if we see her in ME3, we'll know for sure.

[LPPrince]

MasterEcabob wrote...

But she wasn't about to give up. The head butt was one of the many things learned from Hendel. She felt the contact, saw the surprise on Leng's face, and tried to knee him in the groin. But rather than knock the assassin unconscious the blow made him angry.

Apparently kneeing Kai Leng in the balls just makes him angry. And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

I don't care who you are, a knee to your groin will hurt, all us men can confirm.

And a hard enough shot to the balls or the area surrounding it can kill a man from not being able to breathe.

So the nonsensicals continue.

[implodinggoat]

MasterEcabob wrote...

But she wasn't about to give up. The head butt was one of the many things learned from Hendel. She felt the contact, saw the surprise on Leng's face, and tried to knee him in the groin. But rather than knock the assassin unconscious the blow made him angry.

Apparently kneeing Kai Leng in the balls just makes him angry. And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

And apparently kneeing someone in the groin can knock them unconscious.

[JeffZero]

LPPrince wrote...

Well, ME2 came out on January 26th 2010, and we spent it raging over a badly written novel.

A braggart cast of characters who rarely accomplish much and run away to the status quo when all is said and done.
Time flies when you're reading Miles Gloriousus Effect.

[didymos1120]

MasterEcabob wrote...

 And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

I really thought that was saying something entirely different at first...

[didymos1120]

Also this:

As the freighter Pictor shot toward the mass effect relay at a speed of nearly fifteen kilometers per second, it was little more than a momentary blur.

Mass effect relay.

[spirosz]

didymos1120 wrote...

MasterEcabob wrote...

 And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

I really thought that was saying something entirely different at first...

:lol::lol::lol:

[didymos1120]

TheCreeper wrote...

This book is so horrible it's actually lopping around into awesomeness.

It's like a Garth Marenghi novel:

[LPPrince]

spiros9110 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

MasterEcabob wrote...

 And Hendel was good at head butt back in his Acedemy days...

I really thought that was saying something entirely different at first...

:lol::lol::lol:

Dear God...

[AVPen]

LPPrince wrote...

AVPen wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Oh, and here's the rest of the mass relay scene, which provides some much needed context on an earlier discovery:

Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the rings began to spin as the ship closed in. Then, once
the Pictor was about five hundred kilometers away, the relay fired and the freighter was consumed by a vortex of dark energy. It shimmered and disappeared.

But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another.

I can only presume he was making love to Kahlee slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, and then his relay fired and....

.... there isn't enough booze in the world to burn that image out of my brain.... 

Hey, Kahlee's supposed to be hot.

And if we see her in ME3, we'll know for sure.

Be that as it may, the last image I want floating around in my head is David Anderson makes love to a woman while their ship fires through a Mass Relay as some kind of literal "symbolism for screwing".... 

Modifié par AVPen, 27 janvier 2012 - 06:39 .

[LPPrince]

AVPen wrote...

Be that as it may, the last image I want floating around in my head is David Anderson makes love to a woman while their ship fires through a Mass Relay as some kind of literal "symbolism for screwing".... 

Touché.

[MasterEcabob]

Hey Dietz is the one who decided to use two separate words there, not me. I just took it to it's logical conclusion. I'm trying not to post anything too spoilery, but the action scenes are way funnier than the random talking scenes, so...

Leng was still in the process of absorbing that news when he heard a clang as something on the metal roof of the structure to his right. That was followed by a rattling sound. He grabbed hold of Kim and pulled her back. "Grenade!"

It was a grenade, a flash-bang to be precise, and it went off in midair. Light strobed the passageway and the accompanying explosion shook the flimsy walls on both sides of them. The purpose of the attack was to stun the fugitives so the biotics could turn the corner of the building and take them down. Only Leng had anticipated that strategy and been able to close his eyes in time.

Gee, who knew that all you had to do to ignore a flashbang was to CLOSE YOUR EYES. It's not like there is an actual explosion or loud bang or anything. Seriously, who would expect a flash-bang to target auditory functions? He'll be just fine closing his eyes.

[LPPrince]

Plus, opening your eyes immediately after a flashbang goes off isn't really going to help.

[MasterEcabob]

Alright, this next bit I shall reformat into a poem, because it f###ing reads like one.

The slam came without warning. One moment Leng was standing there.
The next he was in the air.
Then came the impact.
Pain lanced up his leg, arrived in his brain,
And then exploded.
Followed by a long fall into nothingness.
And a cessation of pain.
The escape attempt was over.

[Eski.Moe]

Hahaha. Love the description of the Khalee/Anderson love making session, Didy.

[LPPrince]

MasterEcabob wrote...

Alright, this next bit I shall reformat into a poem, because it f###ing reads like one.

The slam came without warning. One moment Leng was standing there.
The next he was in the air.
Then came the impact.
Pain lanced up his leg, arrived in his brain,
And then exploded.
Followed by a long fall into nothingness.
And a cessation of pain.
The escape attempt was over.

Whoa, that actually WAS like a poem.

[izmirtheastarach]

Leng was looking at the roof and there was a thing on it and the thing was a Koragan and it tossed a reave at him.

[LPPrince]

This book was a bust.

[What a Succulent Ass]

Leng was still in the process of absorbing that news when he heard a clang as something on the metal roof of the structure to his right. That was followed by a rattling sound. He grabbed hold of Kim and pulled her back. "Grenade!"

3:01.

First thing I thought of.

[MasterEcabob]

"You have a call."
T'Loak looked up from her terminal. "Who is it?"
"It's the Illusive Man."
"Really? Well that's interesting. Activate the privacy barrier. I'll take it."
The privacy barrier was a semiopaque electronically generated curtain that "dropped" into place on command-therefore sealing T'Loak and her guests off from the rest of the nightclub. But in this case she chose to take the call alone."

Yeah, it's not like Aria has backrooms or anything for holding conversions. We certainly never saw anything like that in Retribution, and the Illusive Man certainly didn't make a point to have his transmissions relayed in said room. Nope, he does house calls now.

Modifié par MasterEcabob, 27 janvier 2012 - 07:07 .