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[Annihilator27]

400!!!
Nooooooo, 401....

Modifié par annihilator27, 02 février 2012 - 03:26 .

[schwarzaj]

http://t1.gstatic.co...DgreBFPfK1hh-Xp

The Angry Marines are proud to see that the Deception discussion thread has passed the 400 page mark!

All who have posted in outrage over Deception should be honored to be apart of insuring that this travisty of literature is torn apart and strive for Bioware to make a statement insuring that the novel is not cannon.

[JoeLaTurkey]

ODST 3 wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Oh, just a little more satire

And ODST 3, I'm falling in love with you

Thanks. <3 Should I do the next chapter tomorrow?

PLEASE do!

And promise me you'll do crunching and milk-pouring noises for the cereal scene 

I also look forward to the love scenes

[Yuoaman]

Well I guess there's no reason for me to do my own reading, great job ODST 3, that was fantastic.

[izmirtheastarach]

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

[ODST 3]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Oh, just a little more satire

And ODST 3, I'm falling in love with you

Thanks. <3 Should I do the next chapter tomorrow?

PLEASE do!

And promise me you'll do crunching and milk-pouring noises for the cereal scene 

I also look forward to the love scenes

Oh noes, I forgot there was so much sex in this book.

[Edge 7]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

the opening got me.

"That made him extremist, not to mention racist, and that was fine with Leng"

[nitefyre410]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

 


Dear lord... that is bad...  

I can't even come up with a funny retort or joke to make about it..


its that just bad. 

[TMA LIVE]

ODST 3 wrote...

Mass Effect: Deception, The Audio Book

www.youtube.com/watch

Oh God, that so needs to continue.

[The Love Runner]

Audiobook version is such lulz. Hearing how terrible it is will certainly get more attention...

[Maugrim]

We definitely got some talented people here, big applause all around!

[ZLurps]

ODST 3 wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Oh, just a little more satire

And ODST 3, I'm falling in love with you

Thanks. <3 Should I do the next chapter tomorrow?

PLEASE do!

And promise me you'll do crunching and milk-pouring noises for the cereal scene 

I also look forward to the love scenes

Oh noes, I forgot there was so much sex in this book.

Pretty good work with the mix and pacing of music. I was surprised.

[Iohanna]

ODST 3 wrote...

Mass Effect: Deception, The Audio Book

www.youtube.com/watch

/gets up from chair

That was awesome!

More!

Modifié par Iohanna, 02 février 2012 - 03:35 .

[izmirtheastarach]

Oh, man. I haven't laughed that hard since Jeff wrote his first bit of parody on day two of this thread.

[Maugrim]

Iohanna wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

Mass Effect: Deception, The Audio Book

www.youtube.com/watch

/gets up from  chair

That was awesome!

More!

Yeah this was great I think we can throw my silly idea of us all doing a chapter right out the window!

[JoeLaTurkey]

Whoever put that brilliant rage comic together, add it to this thread!

[Annihilator27]

makenzieshepard wrote...

Iohanna wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

Mass Effect: Deception, The Audio Book

www.youtube.com/watch

/gets up from  chair

That was awesome!

More!

Yeah this was great I think we can throw my silly idea of us all doing a chapter right out the window!

I got water all over my monitor, I cant wait for my copy to get here.

[chengthao]

nitefyre410 wrote...

izmirtheastarach wrote...

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

 


Dear lord... that is bad...  

I can't even come up with a funny retort or joke to make about it..


its that just bad. 

i got a "pistol" that goes BOOM, or rather i go BOOM when i explode

[DecrepitBlade]

ODST 3 wrote...

Mass Effect: Deception, The Audio Book

www.youtube.com/watch

The Whip-its hahaha

[schwarzaj]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

Since when did a pistol become a shotgun?

[izmirtheastarach]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

Oh, man. I haven't laughed that hard since Jeff wrote his first bit of parody on day two of this thread.

For anyone who missed this piece of comedy:

JeffZero wrote...

MASS EFFECT: REPULSION
Jeff O'Connor

As you know, Admiral Anderson once held the rank of Spectre for almost twenty years. While he admired the asari gracefully gliding on their mass effect fields in the middle of the President, the most luxurious hotel in the pineapple-shaped Citadel, the immaculate Kahlee Vega smiled.

"As you know, I'm beautiful," Vega commented as she Force Pushed the argumentative Nick with her Level 9001 biotics. It was then that the scientist discovered the existence of the Reapers via telepathy.

Leng came racing around a corner, air-dropped by The Illusive Man himself. Although his legs were in tremendous pain, he managed to backflip off of the Citadel Spire, tallest building in the pear-shaped embassy and home to the Proconsul. "As you know, I'm related to Altair."

"As you know, Gillian is 47," chimed in Anderson (David).

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 02 février 2012 - 03:38 .

[Yuoaman]

schwarzaj wrote...

izmirtheastarach wrote...

His pistol, or what looked like a pistol, produced a loud BOOM as it exploded, hurling shrapnel in every direction.

God that's a dumb line.

Since when did a pistol become a shotgun?

It was actually an explosive disguised like a pistol.

Still silly.

[loungeshep]

ZakRad wrote...

Why didn't Karpyshyn write it? He's an amazing author and the previous books were a really good read. He wouldn't mess this up.

-Edit: Nevermind, just saw that he had no time due to working on Star Wars. I'd rather he stayed on ME rather than SW. F you BioWare. So good at ruining things these days.

No time because of stupid Star Wars, and left us with the Deitz and his hungry assassin.

[AresXX7]

@ODST 3

LOL
That was great! 

[ZLurps]

loungeshep wrote...

ZakRad wrote...

Why didn't Karpyshyn write it? He's an amazing author and the previous books were a really good read. He wouldn't mess this up.

-Edit: Nevermind, just saw that he had no time due to working on Star Wars. I'd rather he stayed on ME rather than SW. F you BioWare. So good at ruining things these days.

No time because of stupid Star Wars, and left us with the Deitz and his hungry assassin.

Hungry assassin with 5000 spare bullets for his sniper rifle.