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Mass Effect: Deception Discussion Thread (Updated 2/2/2012) *Now with 30% more links!*


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#1926
JeffZero

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Anacronian Stryx wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Done. Mesa not so good with the um, with the linking things but having them written as part of a sentence and whatnot, though, so it's kind of ugly. If anyone could help that'd be rad. If not, it still does its job.



Tbh?


>_> I'm multitasking; English falls apart at such times. At least it isn't like this book -- a singular vision and yet grammatically horrendous.

#1927
The Love Runner

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Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 29 janvier 2012 - 12:42 .


#1928
What a Succulent Ass

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Has anyone figured out how the timeline works in this book?

#1929
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Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...


"Mesa called Kai-Kai Leng. Mesa ****** in urns and steal cereal."

Don't give George Lucas any ideas now.

#1930
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Without the spaces in the [URL] BBCode.

[ URL=www.example.com] THIS IS A LINK TEXT GUY THING CAT.[/URL ]

I don't know if BSN has the noparse BBCode, so there we go.

#1931
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Random Jerkface wrote...

Has anyone figured out how the timeline works in this book?


There's a discernible narrative pattern which can be dissected for formal analysis to be found in this book?

#1932
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JeffZero wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...


"Mesa called Kai-Kai Leng. Mesa ****** in urns and steal cereal."

Don't give George Lucas any ideas now.


Image IPB Sorry, sorry...

#1933
DrwEddy

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My god! Image IPB If Karpyshyn read this book, he'll very dissiapointed on how the author f***ed this up. Image IPB

Modifié par DrwEddy, 29 janvier 2012 - 12:47 .


#1934
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Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.


Doing it in Zapp Brannigan's voice makes it halfway tolerable

#1935
Anacronian Stryx

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Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.



I want a dramatic reading by This guy

#1936
Thargorichiban

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JeffZero wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...


"Mesa called Kai-Kai Leng. Mesa ****** in urns and steal cereal."

Don't give George Lucas any ideas now.


*Anderson gets back home and watches his home security video*

Who is that and how are they watering my- oh Lord!

*off pops the monocle*

#1937
izmirtheastarach

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JeffZero wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Has anyone figured out how the timeline works in this book?


There's a discernible narrative pattern which can be dissected for formal analysis to be found in this book?


It doesn't work. This has been conclusively established.

#1938
LPPrince

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The timeline IN the book makes no flipping sense, and it makes even less sense when compared to the rest of the franchise.

#1939
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Anacronian Stryx wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.



I want a dramatic reading by This guy


Lol, I would accept William Shatner doing his Captain Kirk impression as well.

#1940
Anacronian Stryx

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Has anyone figured out how the timeline works in this book?


There's a discernible narrative pattern which can be dissected for formal analysis to be found in this book?


It doesn't work. This has been conclusively established.


The timeline COULD work...in Doctor Who.

#1941
izmirtheastarach

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Hah. beacuase.

#1942
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OK everybody, the OP is all pretty and whatnot now.

#1943
Yuoaman

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That's one sexy post in the thread for one non-sexy book.

#1944
Anacronian Stryx

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JeffZero wrote...

OK everybody, the OP is all pretty and whatnot now.


Image IPB the OP is OP we need a nerf!!!

#1945
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So have any devs or anyone in BioWare commented on Deception? Has anyone of them even posted in this forum??

It's like they're hiding from us..

#1946
Kia Purity

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Actually cancelled my kindle preorder for the book because wow, that was not what I was looking forwards to reading. :|

I'm also having a hard time believing something this bad could have easily gotten past Bioware's radar -- what the heck happened?

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Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.


Elcor.
"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced the Mass Effect universe until you have read it in the form of "Deception". Disingenuous assertion: Written by critically acclaimed author William C. Dietz."

#1948
Anacronian Stryx

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Kia Purity wrote...

Actually cancelled my kindle preorder for the book because wow, that was not what I was looking forwards to reading. :|

I'm also having a hard time believing something this bad could have easily gotten past Bioware's radar -- what the heck happened?



Did you see the trailer with all the spelling mistakes yesterday?

#1949
Yuoaman

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SolidBeast wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

Imagine the audiobook version of this novel being read by Jar Jar Binks...or someone worse.


Elcor.
"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced the Mass Effect universe until you have read it in the form of "Deception". Disingenuous assertion: Written by critically acclaimed author William C. Dietz."


That's meta as hell.

#1950
JonnyOwen

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All right, I have to read this and find out how bad it really is...