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[The Sarendoctrinator]

Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Is this a new reference to the novel that I missed, or just a joke? It's kind of sad how hard it is to tell them apart.

Kai-chan is a joke.

Kai Leng stabbed Gillian with a toothbrush I believe. It was very dramatic. XD 

...A real toothbrush? Not like a fake one with a concealed weapon/shot to knock her out? Oh, that's just too funny.

[Ryzaki]

Yup a real toothbrush (at least I'm pretty sure).

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Wow. And here I thought he was just getting a few strange quirks... but poor Kai-chan has forgotten how to be an assassin! He can't tell the toothbrushes from the weapons anymore.

[ThePuppetWithNoStrings]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Wow. And here I thought he was just getting a few strange quirks... but poor Kai-chan has forgotten how to be an assassin! He can't tell the toothbrushes from the weapons anymore.

Or he's a great assassin because he knows how to improvise. 

[Phoenix_Fyre]

Ok lemme get this straight....

he..steals...cereal... pees in vases.... and stabs people with toothbrushes?


........ the hell?

[heretica]

Phoenix_Fyre wrote...

Ok lemme get this straight....

he..steals...cereal... pees in vases.... and stabs people with toothbrushes?


........ the hell?

He's a modern McGyver.




Kind of.

[Ryzaki]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Wow. And here I thought he was just getting a few strange quirks... but poor Kai-chan has forgotten how to be an assassin! He can't tell the toothbrushes from the weapons anymore.

Nope poor Kai-chan was desperate. He didn't give his daily bowl of cereal that day I'm afraid.

[Dead Shizno]

cant wait to burn a hole between his eyes with my widow sniper

[Saberchic]

Oh god. I hadn't heard about the toothbrush thing. This is... I don't even know what to say...

The cereal and the vase were bad enough. How could he think that was good?... How could Casey think that was good?

Whatever happens in this book, I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Drew may not have been the best storyteller ever, but at least he was mostly consistent. Dietz seems to have broken practically everything in this book: ages of characters, biotic powers (Miss Gillian Sue can apparently do them all), character assassination galore, extreme lore-breaking and out-right untrue situations/things.

[Sylvianus]

Saberchic wrote..

Whatever happens in this book, I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Drew may not have been the best storyteller ever, but at least he was mostly consistent. Dietz seems to have broken practically everything in this book: ages of characters, biotic powers (Miss Gillian Sue can apparently do them all), character assassination galore, extreme lore-breaking and out-right untrue situations/things.

That is exactly what I do. I read the first pages and I said, no wait, stop, I can't.
Mass effect retribution => mass effect 3, with Kai-chan.

Modifié par Sylvianus, 30 janvier 2012 - 08:09 .

[redbird32]

I really, really hope he ends up as a recruitable party member, even if he sounds like a douche. He's already more interesting than James Vega.

[Kats_RK]

I'm sure Ezio could learn a thing or two from Kai...like how to kill your target with a toothbrush :3

[Relix28]

I think I'll just drop this here as well. 

[Adrenaline Junkie]

Then, having placed a wireless tap under the comm console, I was done. Or should have been done.

Modifié par Adrenaline Junkie, 31 janvier 2012 - 10:15 .

[BatmanPWNS]

Getting stabbed by a toothbrush? Ouch.......... just ouch.

[darthnick427]

Relix28 wrote...

I think I'll just drop this here as well. 

"Where the Cheerios at?" BAHAHAHA!!! XD I'm dying of laughter over here

[Relix28]

Glad to be of service.

[The Sarendoctrinator]

"Where all the Cheerios at?"  That's great.

I have decided that my comic about Kai-chan will also include toothbrushes now. And the cereal will be N7 berries. (I'll probably draw it tomorrow night or the next day, since I'll need a distraction while waiting for something, and will probably be awake until really late/early.) Also, I think I'm going to name it "The Adventures of Chibi Kai-chan and Susanna Shepard", just in case anyone thought they'd have a chance of seeing Kai Leng in ME3 without thinking he's hilarious or adorable.

[Images]

[Ryzaki]

Relix28 wrote...

I think I'll just drop this here as well. 

This is beautiful.

[AtreiyaN7]

*giggle* I just had to pop in to do that after seeing the thread title, and yes, I've read about the now infamous cereal scene. I still can't believe it.

[Saberchic]

Images wrote...

This is awesome! It actually took me a minute to spot our favorite assassin.

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Great motivational. xD Actually, it made me think about Storm of the Century... except in that movie, the guy who killed the old lady drank her tea instead of eating her cereal (I think she might have had cookies too though). And unlike Kai-chan's cereal-stealing antics, everyone can still take this guy seriously even after he started singing "I'm a little teapot."

I just realized how strange that might sound to people who haven't seen the movie. ^^; It's by Stephen King, and it's really long, but really awesome.