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[wellactually12]

I just thought of a great joke

*Kai Leng opens a box of cereal and pours it out into a bowl and begins to eat it*

Leng: These are cheereos, not honey nut cheereos

*Cue dramatic music*

Leng: I never asked for this...

[dtmoss]

[JeffZero]

Well, Dietz, you've certainly livened the place up a bit. Here's to you, O Captain of Bizarre.

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

That banner is so cute! xD I don't think I can fit any more banners into my signature... unless there's one small enough to fit next to Saren. Wouldn't that be amusing? A turian who hates humans and a human who hates turians forced to stay in the same confined space.

It would! Feel free to shrink it! 

I can shrink it? Well, I could try... but my tech skills are terrible. I'll give it a shot.

SockPuppet317 wrote...

Also, Kai Leng hiding in cereal? Heavy risk...

But he'd be the priiiiiiize at the bottom.

A free assassin for the price of a box of cereal?! Oh, that would be awesome.

Kai Leng should be careful about jumping out of cereal around his fangirls. They would just jump him right back. (Although, the FemShep I would like to pair him with is the type who throws biotic punches first and asks questions later. I guess that makes her the "heavy risk.")

[SockPuppet317]

OK. Hypothetical situation time:

Kai Leng is given his dream job- he is hired by a Cerberus-backed cereal manufacturer, and is tasked with coming up with a new kind of cereal. Where do you think he goes with this? Like... What would the name be? Would it be aimed at children, adults, or both? What kind of flavors might he use?

I imagine that the slogan would be 'Cerberus tested, Kai Leng approved.' Or... "Silly Turian, *cereal name* is for humans! *Turian gets shot*"

Modifié par SockPuppet317, 26 janvier 2012 - 07:58 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

"Cerberus tested?" When everyone dies during experimentation, you know it must be good.

[The Sarendoctrinator]

If it's Cerberus-made cereal, you know that eating it will have to give people biotic abilities. And of course, they would avoid listing all of the possible side-effects. xD

Kai Leng should be in the commercial. People would buy that cereal just because they saw a cool assassin eating it.

[CroGamer002]

JeffZero wrote...

Well, Dietz, you've certainly livened the place up a bit. Here's to you, O Captain of Bizarre.

I think that was the whole reason for Bioware letting Dietz writing that book.

To liven up BSN.

[SockPuppet317]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
Kai Leng should be in the commercial. People would buy that cereal just because they saw a cool assassin eating it.

"I don't always eat cereal, but when I do... I prefer Cerberus Crunch. Stay hungry, my friends.

...Unless you're an alien."


Edit: Wait a minute... How come nobody's made a 'Bowl of Cereal for Squadmate/LI' thread yet? I mean, it must have been one decadent looking bowl of cereal for Kai Leng to sit down and eat it while bugging another man's apartment. I know for a fact that one of my Shepards would love to take a bite out of that, if you get my meaning.

Modifié par SockPuppet317, 26 janvier 2012 - 08:10 .

[The Sarendoctrinator]

SockPuppet317 wrote...

"I don't always eat cereal, but when I do... I prefer Cerberus Crunch. Stay hungry, my friends.

...Unless you're an alien."

This is exactly what he should say!

Edit: Wait a minute... How come nobody's made a 'Bowl of Cereal for Squadmate/LI' thread yet? I mean, it must have been one decadent looking bowl of cereal for Kai Leng to sit down and eat it while bugging another man's apartment. I know for a fact that one of my Shepards would love to take a bite out of that, if you get my meaning.

A thread might be going too far, but yeah, it is surprising that there are no banners yet. I mean, there's a DA2 banner that says "Merrill's Scarf For LI", so why not?

This made me think about where Kai Leng and FemShep would go on a date, and I could only come up with one reasonable suggestion for this thread... they would go to a diner, and order cereal.

[SomeKindaEnigma]

There's gonna be a special edition of frosted flakes with Kai Leng-oriented DLC. You have to eat the whole box to find the code at the bottom though.

[The Sarendoctrinator]

But... I don't have any DLC. D: That would be so cruel, if awesome Kai Leng-related missions were only availale that way.

[Someone With Mass]

I kind of like Kai Leng. In ME3. He's respectable there.

He's a joke in the books.

[LPPrince]

Nah, he's a joke in Deception. Drew wrote him serious, Dietz made him a joke.

[Someone With Mass]

LPPrince wrote...

Nah, he's a joke in Deception. Drew wrote him serious, Dietz made him a joke.

True. Sad, but true.

[solstickan]

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

What does he do that makes him a joke other than eating cereal?

A xenophobe who FLIRTS with an Asari??? I THINK NOT.

[Fiery Knight]

Well he can still redeem himself in ME3. And from the looks of it, I think he'll do it.

But the cereal joke will still be stuck in people's heads^^

[solstickan]

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

He really did that? I thought it was a jke

First Gillian, "grows" out of autism..
Now an xenophobic Kai Leng is flirting with an Asari? He hates them lol

Well, I mean, I didn't actually read it. But I'm pretty sure it happened. I think it's less of a retcon and more of a Dietz doesn't have a clue of what he's writing about. There's just too much that's amiss in that book.

[Fdingo]

I haven't read any of the novels but the hype surrounding Leng is making me curious.

[Chewin]

Someone With Mass wrote...

I kind of like Kai Leng. In ME3. He's respectable there.

He's a joke in the books.

That's comforting.


Him in the game, I mean.

[Eshaye]

Ryzaki wrote...

Sohe wrote...

Ehh...I not so sure about my opinions on him yet, but he may turn out to be the villan-esque type of person that everybody seems to love for some reason. (girls love a bad boy blah blah blah....)

Draco In Leather Pants is the term you're looking for.

The reason is because bad guys = sexy.

Unless they're horribly fat and ugly of course.

Yep this is what is happening... 

And now.... Need to go buy some cereal... I can't imagine why. 

edit: Wait, wait Deception isn't by Drew?   Whuuuuuut? 

Modifié par Eshaye, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:07 .