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Kai Leng appreciation thread. Appreciate him or he will steal your cereals. And kill you.


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#201
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Hope Kai Leng hurts Shep bad. I know it'll make alot of "Lol my Shep is tough and unbeatable" people pissed.

Modifié par BatmanPWNS, 28 janvier 2012 - 08:03 .


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Eclipse_9990 wrote...

I hope I can make him beg for his life. God it would feel good to make that bastard suffer. ^_^

Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
I don't think he would... not when Shep has a fully-fuctioning bathroom right there. Right, Kai-chan? D: 
(And poor Shep if he did! They would have to throw out that vase and buy another one on the Citadel.)


Hopefully. 

Though shopping with Kai-chan doesn't sound bad at all. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

And if I did draw it, this is exactly what it would look like.


Chibis! [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]


Kai-"Chan"?


Dear God... :sick:


I know. Kai-chan is so adorable and beautiful. :wub:

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Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

#204
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Kai Leng is far from being some random thug. He's a trained assassin with serious skill, and the only other character besides Shepard who is an N7 soldier. They're in a class way above the rest.

Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
I don't think he would... not when Shep has a fully-fuctioning bathroom right there. Right, Kai-chan? D:
(And poor Shep if he did! They would have to throw out that vase and buy another one on the Citadel.)


Hopefully.

Though shopping with Kai-chan doesn't sound bad at all. ^_^

And if I did draw it, this is exactly what it would look like.


Chibis! <3

I'm definitely going to try drawing that comic. :D I need to work on my art skills anyway. And I'll have an extra panel to throw in Kai-chan and FemShep shopping for cereal.

ThePuppetWithNoStrings wrote...

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, the "Kai-Chan" thing is a bit weird to me. Probably because I still remember when everybody hated his guts and wanted to rip his head off Brutal Legend style haha.

I like it better now that he has enough fans for a real support thread, and not everyone wants to see him dead. Plus, the nickname is a great way to distinguish Deception Kai from Retribution/ME3 Kai. There are so many differences, I've seen people say that in Deception, he's Kai Leng by name only.

Catt128 wrote...

All my cereal belong to him. KAI LENG for LI.

I support this. :)

#205
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Saberchic wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

He's confused, clearly.

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From the Deception thread

Image IPB

#207
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Dean_the_Young wrote...

Saberchic wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

He's confused, clearly.

I think it's a she, judging by the avatar. Then again, EA's avatar is female too, and we all know he's male.

Modifié par Shifty-looking Chicken, 28 janvier 2012 - 08:33 .


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Saberchic

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Dean_the_Young wrote...

Saberchic wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

He's confused, clearly.

Apparently so. :lol:

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...
I think it's a she, judging by the avatar. Then again, EA's avatar is female too, and we all know he's male.


Meh. I have a male avatar, and I'm female. It's not a big thing.
Female, male, whatever... I agree with Dean. S/he is clearly cunfused. ;)

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JoeLaTurkey wrote...

From the Deception thread

Image IPB


That is hilarious!

Make no mistake; I am very disappointed from what I've read of  Deception, but I am getting that book if only to see how much more of it is botched.... and to get my Kai Leng fix.

Modifié par Saberchic, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:15 .


#210
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"Leaking"... I can't believe someone actually figured that out. xD I saw someone mention a long time ago that Kai Leng sounds like "killing", which fits his assassin job.

If nothing else, I'm happy that Deception could at least give us so many fun jokes, and many new fans for Kai. I don't think I would have enjoyed the book at all without BSN turning the terrible stuff into something hilarious.

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Kai Leng...pissed in a vase?
Dietz is ruining Kai Leng for me. Much more of this and I won't be able to take him seriously.

Ryzaki wrote...
I know. Kai-chan is so adorable and beautiful. :wub:

You're wasting your time. We both know Kai Leng's true love is Colonel Ashe. They were made for each other.

#212
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The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
I'm definitely going to try drawing that comic. :D I need to work on my art skills anyway. And I'll have an extra panel to throw in Kai-chan and FemShep shopping for cereal.

Yes. Have it be Krogan Crunch or N7 berries. :lol:

MisterJB wrote...
You're wasting your time. We both know Kai Leng's true love is Colonel Ashe. They were made for each other.


:o:crying: No I'm not! Kai-chan loves my Shep more!

Modifié par Ryzaki, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:37 .


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Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Saberchic wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

He's confused, clearly.

I think it's a she, judging by the avatar. Then again, EA's avatar is female too, and we all know he's male.

Obvious confused joke is obvious.

#214
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Dean_the_Young wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Saberchic wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

It is insulting that scum like Leng have fans to begin with. Even Sepiroth had class.
Even the Joker has some genius in his madness. Leng? Leng is a petty thug!


U mad bro? :P

He's confused, clearly.

I think it's a she, judging by the avatar. Then again, EA's avatar is female too, and we all know he's male.

Obvious confused joke is obvious.

I got the joke; what does that have to do with the poster's gender?

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Hope Kai Leng hurts Shep bad. I know it'll make alot of "Lol my Shep is tough and unbeatable" people pissed.


After reading those "leaks" from Deception, I'd rather him torture Shepard.

Shepard: What are you going to do to me?
Kai Leng: I'm going to eat your cereal and then I'm goping to ... pee in your vase!  MMMWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shepard: WTF?
TIM: *sigh*  

#216
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Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
I'm definitely going to try drawing that comic. :D I need to work on my art skills anyway. And I'll have an extra panel to throw in Kai-chan and FemShep shopping for cereal.

Yes. Have it be Krogan Crunch or N7 berries. :lol:

You know, I had a plan for the cereal last night, and it had something to do with Cerberus... but now I can't seem to remember. I should really start writing things down.

MisterJB wrote...
You're wasting your time. We both know Kai Leng's true love is Colonel Ashe. They were made for each other.

According to Deception, Kai had an ex-lover from his time in an Alliance prison. Her name was Kim, she's an aggressive biotic, and she hates batarians. Sounds like my MainShep. I think I win this round. Image IPB 

Although, the FemShep I want to pair him with is not MainShep... my victory, it was so short-lived.

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Hope Kai Leng hurts Shep bad. I know it'll make alot of "Lol my Shep is tough and unbeatable" people pissed.


I don't think they will never get over thier huge ego for Shepard, ME2 just added to that ego

Modifié par Drone223, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:49 .


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Ryzaki wrote...

Eclipse_9990 wrote...

I hope I can make him beg for his life. God it would feel good to make that bastard suffer. ^_^

Ryzaki wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
I don't think he would... not when Shep has a fully-fuctioning bathroom right there. Right, Kai-chan? D: 
(And poor Shep if he did! They would have to throw out that vase and buy another one on the Citadel.)


Hopefully. 

Though shopping with Kai-chan doesn't sound bad at all. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

And if I did draw it, this is exactly what it would look like.


Chibis! [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]


Kai-"Chan"?


Dear God... :sick:


I know. Kai-chan is so adorable and beautiful. :wub:


Won't be so pretty when I curb stomp him like in American History X. But yes he is quite good looking. For a racist piece of ****.

Ryzaki wrote...
[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie] No I'm not! Kai-chan loves my Shep more! 


Good lord. I feel like I wanna hurt someone right now.

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:49 .


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Eclipse_9990 wrote...

Won't be so pretty when I curb stomp him like in American History X. But yes he is quite good looking. For a racist piece of ****.


Hahaha! I don't know why that was so funny :(

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The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

MisterJB wrote...
You're wasting your time. We both know Kai Leng's true love is Colonel Ashe. They were made for each other.

According to Deception, Kai had an ex-lover from his time in an Alliance prison. Her name was Kim, she's an aggressive biotic, and she hates batarians. Sounds like my MainShep. I think I win this round. Image IPB 

The destruction of Bahak was just courtship.

#221
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Eclipse_9990 wrote...
Good lord. I feel like I wanna hurt someone right now.



Just don't let it be Kai-chan. He'll ****** in your vase while stalking you for revenge. ^_^

#222
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Ryzaki wrote...

Eclipse_9990 wrote...
Good lord. I feel like I wanna hurt someone right now.



Just don't let it be Kai-chan. He'll ****** in your vase while stalking you for revenge. ^_^


He'll what!? I'll accept a murderer, and I can probably get over someone being racist. But lacking of personal hygene!? Thats it.

That b**** is getting curbstomped, and I'll have Garrus do it for for the sake of irony.

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 28 janvier 2012 - 10:34 .


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"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite cereal on the Citadel"

(Kai Leng sneaks in, swipes Shepard's bowl of cereal)

SHEPARD PUNCH!!

#224
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MisterJB wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

MisterJB wrote...
You're wasting your time. We both know Kai Leng's true love is Colonel Ashe. They were made for each other.

According to Deception, Kai had an ex-lover from his time in an Alliance prison. Her name was Kim, she's an aggressive biotic, and she hates batarians. Sounds like my MainShep. I think I win this round. Image IPB 

The destruction of Bahak was just courtship.

I like this idea. And I think it's supposed to happen anyway, DLC or not, so my Sheps are covered.

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He sounds like an interesting guy. We needed a new "evil" teammate anyway.