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#126
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Imported_beer wrote...

Okay warning...do not read the next sections because he does some...things that would make most sane people squeamish.


:ph34r:[meme image removed]:ph34r:

...Haha please tell me this was self-published.

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:01 .


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No...it was a PDF...A PDF!!

A FREE PDF made available for free!! I tell you! AUTHORLESS.

/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.

Modifié par Imported_beer, 27 janvier 2012 - 01:45 .


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Klidi wrote...

No, but tomorrow I have to go to medical examination where I'm supposed to fall asleep. They ordered me to stay awake whole night. Which is much less fun when you can't go out to some party. :unsure:


Oh! I have a friend who works as a night sister. But that wouldn't work with. I cannot fall asleep where I do not feel secure.

Modifié par ColorMeSuprised, 27 janvier 2012 - 01:46 .


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How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.


On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).
--> It will take you to a FAQ page.  Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.
--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)
--> You will now see a contact form.  Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat.  I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.


I don't have an account...Can you tell them that the other books are ripoffs too?

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Imported_beer wrote...

No...it was a PDF...A PDF!!

A FREE PDF made available for free!! I tell you! AUTHORLESS.

/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.


You are so cute. <3

#131
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Imported_beer wrote...

/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.


Brb, rolling face on keyboard and shipping results to Red Willow. "Award"-"Winning" "author"hood, here I come!

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Imported_beer wrote...

/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.


Brb, rolling face on keyboard and shipping results to Red Willow. "Award"-"Winning" "author"hood, here I come!


HAHA, worth a try

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edited out Totally scary depiction of consummation.

Modifié par Imported_beer, 27 janvier 2012 - 03:06 .


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Camenae wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.


On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).
--> It will take you to a FAQ page.  Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.
--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)
--> You will now see a contact form.  Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat.  I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.



Cool - I will do this - I signed up to write a review to tell people exactly that but I have to buy the book and wait 48 hours PFFT as if I am going to do that!

I read her twitter comments today and I am getting madder by the minute - I really hope BIOWARE do something at least get royalties from it to go to DG

#135
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This romance scene does not sound romantic.
It sounds like a scary movie.

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Cousland desperately needs a safeword.

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Imported_beer wrote...

He leaned forward, suddenly forcing her to [censored] [censored]. The NOT WARDEN! let out a restrained cry in a blend of pain and elation, the giant's [censored medical definition] was pleasantly invasive but too much for her to bear. His thrusts became barbarous and persistent as his fulfillment drew near. She arched her back in an attempt to oblige him further, but her limit was incessantly exceeded. He roared as he violently held the NOTWARDEN! down with one hand, while hauling her body towards him with the other.

Her loins ached immensely but she dd not care. Her thick thighs began to bruise from the excessive force of his increasingly destructive drives. She took hold of his long, free tendrils draping over her body with each incline (?!)[...]he felt his raw [censored] [censored] as he impaled his prey. She no longer felt any pleasure and attempted to cry out for him to stop but her shortened breath was lost in her desiccated throat.

Not Sten's! enormous body was wracked with selfish pleasance as he continually [censored] her without further regard. She helplessly became familiar with the sharp pang in her body as the NOTQUNARI tore at the delicate intimate portions of her body.. She felt herself begin to bleed and the stinging pain in her [censored] amplified as the NOTSTEN! rapidly [censored] his [distended [censored] between her tepid thighs. The warmth of the NOTWARDEN!'s sudden hemorrhaging only made the giant's completion draw closer. . She tightly seized his locks, writhing in excruciating pain as she silently begged for the agony to soon be over.


/Emphasis mine.
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Sounds hot. xD

So, it's an x-rated book?

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For the Commander of NotWardens' sake, I hope there is NotWynne ready with her notmagic and and long speech about responsibility.

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Hakurou wrote...

Cousland desperately needs a safeword.


This thread is the best thread.

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Imported_beer wrote...

He leaned forward, suddenly forcing her to [censored] [censored]. The NOT WARDEN! let out a restrained cry in a blend of pain and elation, the giant's [censored medical definition] was pleasantly invasive but too much for her to bear. His thrusts became barbarous and persistent as his fulfillment drew near. She arched her back in an attempt to oblige him further, but her limit was incessantly exceeded. He roared as he violently held the NOTWARDEN! down with one hand, while hauling her body towards him with the other.

Her loins ached immensely but she dd not care. Her thick thighs began to bruise from the excessive force of his increasingly destructive drives. She took hold of his long, free tendrils draping over her body with each incline (?!)[...]he felt his raw [censored] [censored] as he impaled his prey. She no longer felt any pleasure and attempted to cry out for him to stop but her shortened breath was lost in her desiccated throat.

Not Sten's! enormous body was wracked with selfish pleasance as he continually [censored] her without further regard. She helplessly became familiar with the sharp pang in her body as the NOTQUNARI tore at the delicate intimate portions of her body.. She felt herself begin to bleed and the stinging pain in her [censored] amplified as the NOTSTEN! rapidly [censored] his [distended [censored] between her tepid thighs. The warmth of the NOTWARDEN!'s sudden hemorrhaging only made the giant's completion draw closer. . She tightly seized his locks, writhing in excruciating pain as she silently begged for the agony to soon be over.


/Emphasis mine.
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LOLz

I think this is about the only time I have read the term "impaled" in this context, and believed it was an entirely fitting description of the act of sex.

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Hakurou wrote...

Cousland desperately needs a safeword.


And here you have me roaring with laughter.


I'm kind of suprised that she didn't pass out. I mean, I have only been studing health care for about three years, but there are a few flaws in her discribtion. Though I admit, the thought that the NotWarden would die because of internal bleeding does leave me a bit excited since that could only mean the story would be over.

I guess NotSten thought the same way.

All in all, it was better than I exspected.

Modifié par ColorMeSuprised, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:08 .


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ColorMeSuprised wrote...

I guess NotSten thought the same way.


So NotSten kills with sex now?

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:10 .


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Most Definitely Sane wrote...

ColorMeSuprised wrote...
I guess NotSten thought the same way.


So NotSten kills with sex now?


Obviously.

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Oh, there is more.

It is not over yet. Sadly.

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And I thought my story where Leliana keeps Warden's beautiful eyelashes was creepy. xD

Modifié par Klidi, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:14 .


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"TEPID THIGHS!" Oh, the humanity.

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

So NotSten kills with sex now?


And now we know how he slaughtered that family without his sword. 

I have the most disgusting images in my head right now. But I can't stop laughing. :lol:

Modifié par thats1evildude, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:20 .


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thats1evildude wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

So NotSten kills with sex now?


And now we know how he slaughtered that family without his sword. 

I have the most disgusting images in my head right now. :lol:


You're not the only one.

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thats1evildude wrote...

And now we know how he slaughtered that family without his sword. 

I have the most disgusting images in my head right now. But I can't stop laughing. :lol:


Can't... breath.... Guys, seriously. I have tears in my eyes!

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Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Camenae wrote...

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How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.

On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).--> It will take you to a FAQ page.  Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)--> You will now see a contact form.  Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat.  I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.

I don't have an account...Can you tell them that the other books are ripoffs too?

I just did.  I didn't screenshot it this time because the conversation was quite a bit longer, but Katherine from the Kindle department told me that tickets about this book have been escalated, and the Amazon developers will review it and take appropriate action.  She said probably in a few days, maybe a week.  So if anyone wants to buy it, your time is probably limited, lol!

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Camenae wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Camenae wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...
How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.

On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).--> It will take you to a FAQ page.  Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)--> You will now see a contact form.  Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat.  I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.

I don't have an account...Can you tell them that the other books are ripoffs too?

I just did.  I didn't screenshot it this time because the conversation was quite a bit longer, but Katherine from the Kindle department told me that tickets about this book have been escalated, and the Amazon developers will review it and take appropriate action.  She said probably in a few days, maybe a week.  So if anyone wants to buy it, your time is probably limited, lol!


Haha, thank you. Hopefully this will teach Miss Franklin not to steal content from people who work hard to make something original.