Imported_beer wrote...
Okay warning...do not read the next sections because he does some...things that would make most sane people squeamish.
...Haha please tell me this was self-published.
Modifié par Stanley Woo, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:01 .
Imported_beer wrote...
Okay warning...do not read the next sections because he does some...things that would make most sane people squeamish.
Modifié par Stanley Woo, 28 janvier 2012 - 09:01 .
Modifié par Imported_beer, 27 janvier 2012 - 01:45 .
Klidi wrote...
No, but tomorrow I have to go to medical examination where I'm supposed to fall asleep. They ordered me to stay awake whole night. Which is much less fun when you can't go out to some party.
Modifié par ColorMeSuprised, 27 janvier 2012 - 01:46 .
Camenae wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.
On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).
--> It will take you to a FAQ page. Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.
--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)
--> You will now see a contact form. Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat. I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.
Imported_beer wrote...
No...it was a PDF...A PDF!!
A FREE PDF made available for free!! I tell you! AUTHORLESS.
/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.
Imported_beer wrote...
/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.
Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...
Imported_beer wrote...
/Her Kindle book was published by Red Willow.
Brb, rolling face on keyboard and shipping results to Red Willow. "Award"-"Winning" "author"hood, here I come!
Modifié par Imported_beer, 27 janvier 2012 - 03:06 .
Camenae wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.
On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).
--> It will take you to a FAQ page. Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.
--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)
--> You will now see a contact form. Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat. I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.
Imported_beer wrote...
He leaned forward, suddenly forcing her to [censored] [censored]. The NOT WARDEN! let out a restrained cry in a blend of pain and elation, the giant's [censored medical definition] was pleasantly invasive but too much for her to bear. His thrusts became barbarous and persistent as his fulfillment drew near. She arched her back in an attempt to oblige him further, but her limit was incessantly exceeded. He roared as he violently held the NOTWARDEN! down with one hand, while hauling her body towards him with the other.
Her loins ached immensely but she dd not care. Her thick thighs began to bruise from the excessive force of his increasingly destructive drives. She took hold of his long, free tendrils draping over her body with each incline (?!)[...]he felt his raw [censored] [censored] as he impaled his prey. She no longer felt any pleasure and attempted to cry out for him to stop but her shortened breath was lost in her desiccated throat.
Not Sten's! enormous body was wracked with selfish pleasance as he continually [censored] her without further regard. She helplessly became familiar with the sharp pang in her body as the NOTQUNARI tore at the delicate intimate portions of her body.. She felt herself begin to bleed and the stinging pain in her [censored] amplified as the NOTSTEN! rapidly [censored] his [distended [censored] between her tepid thighs. The warmth of the NOTWARDEN!'s sudden hemorrhaging only made the giant's completion draw closer. . She tightly seized his locks, writhing in excruciating pain as she silently begged for the agony to soon be over.
/Emphasis mine.
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Hakurou wrote...
Cousland desperately needs a safeword.
Imported_beer wrote...
He leaned forward, suddenly forcing her to [censored] [censored]. The NOT WARDEN! let out a restrained cry in a blend of pain and elation, the giant's [censored medical definition] was pleasantly invasive but too much for her to bear. His thrusts became barbarous and persistent as his fulfillment drew near. She arched her back in an attempt to oblige him further, but her limit was incessantly exceeded. He roared as he violently held the NOTWARDEN! down with one hand, while hauling her body towards him with the other.
Her loins ached immensely but she dd not care. Her thick thighs began to bruise from the excessive force of his increasingly destructive drives. She took hold of his long, free tendrils draping over her body with each incline (?!)[...]he felt his raw [censored] [censored] as he impaled his prey. She no longer felt any pleasure and attempted to cry out for him to stop but her shortened breath was lost in her desiccated throat.
Not Sten's! enormous body was wracked with selfish pleasance as he continually [censored] her without further regard. She helplessly became familiar with the sharp pang in her body as the NOTQUNARI tore at the delicate intimate portions of her body.. She felt herself begin to bleed and the stinging pain in her [censored] amplified as the NOTSTEN! rapidly [censored] his [distended [censored] between her tepid thighs. The warmth of the NOTWARDEN!'s sudden hemorrhaging only made the giant's completion draw closer. . She tightly seized his locks, writhing in excruciating pain as she silently begged for the agony to soon be over.
/Emphasis mine.
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Hakurou wrote...
Cousland desperately needs a safeword.
Modifié par ColorMeSuprised, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:08 .
ColorMeSuprised wrote...
I guess NotSten thought the same way.
Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:10 .
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
ColorMeSuprised wrote...
I guess NotSten thought the same way.
So NotSten kills with sex now?
Modifié par Klidi, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:14 .
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
So NotSten kills with sex now?
Modifié par thats1evildude, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:20 .
thats1evildude wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
So NotSten kills with sex now?
And now we know how he slaughtered that family without his sword.
I have the most disgusting images in my head right now.
thats1evildude wrote...
And now we know how he slaughtered that family without his sword.
I have the most disgusting images in my head right now. But I can't stop laughing.
I just did. I didn't screenshot it this time because the conversation was quite a bit longer, but Katherine from the Kindle department told me that tickets about this book have been escalated, and the Amazon developers will review it and take appropriate action. She said probably in a few days, maybe a week. So if anyone wants to buy it, your time is probably limited, lol!Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I don't have an account...Can you tell them that the other books are ripoffs too?Camenae wrote...
On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).--> It will take you to a FAQ page. Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)--> You will now see a contact form. Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat. I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.Most Definitely Sane wrote...
How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.
Camenae wrote...
I just did. I didn't screenshot it this time because the conversation was quite a bit longer, but Katherine from the Kindle department told me that tickets about this book have been escalated, and the Amazon developers will review it and take appropriate action. She said probably in a few days, maybe a week. So if anyone wants to buy it, your time is probably limited, lol!Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I don't have an account...Can you tell them that the other books are ripoffs too?Camenae wrote...
On Amazon's main page, go to "Help" (a tiny link at the upper right hand corner).--> It will take you to a FAQ page. Click the "Contact Us" button on the right side of the page.--> Sign in (you need an Amazon account)--> You will now see a contact form. Question #3 "How would you like to contact us?" has 3 buttons--Email, Phone, or Live Chat. I did the live chat and screenshotted my conversation with the service rep.Most Definitely Sane wrote...
How do you do the talking to an Amazon dev thing? I want to tell them that all her books are plagarism.