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[Shifty-looking Chicken]

JeffZero wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Though, if we're talking hot characters, few things can beat the other newcomer. That guy is something else.

It's too bad some females don't ogle him and openly remark about it to Shepard.

I would pay to see that, I admit.

Even better: Cortez does it.

[mellifera]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

yukidama wrote...

But Cheez,she's HAWT and they're just guys they can't help it!!!!11111

DO NOT MAKE ME RANT ABOUT SEXISM AND PANDERING AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL 

[Cheez hurt herself in her confusion!]

I feel you bb, I feel you.  That has pretty much been everything I've said about ME3 pre-release, aside from "Garrus I love you hvdfxrtcvhjysbjasjpsaopalsj"

[nitefyre410]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

yukidama wrote...

But Cheez,she's HAWT and they're just guys they can't help it!!!!11111

DO NOT MAKE ME RANT ABOUT SEXISM AND PANDERING AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL 

[Cheez hurt herself in her confusion!]

 


We could have a talking about Jacob  was nothing more space mandingo  for Shepard...buutt I'll leave that alone. 

[Someone With Mass]

JeffZero wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Though, if we're talking hot characters, few things can beat the other newcomer. That guy is something else.

It's too bad some females don't ogle him and openly remark about it to Shepard.

I would pay to see that, I admit.

After everything he's been through, he'd deserve to have chicks falling for him left and right. 

[spirosz]

She isn't becoming a romance option, correct? Well I wouldn't mind seeing a few more jokes between her and Joker, haha.

[AdmiralCheez]

Ryzaki wrote...

Oh god rant please. Or PM me the rant. Either will do.

OKAY.

BIOWARE, THIS "LOL SEXXI" THING YOU'VE GOT GOING IS BS.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A GAME WITH A LEAD LIKE FEMSHEP COULD BE THIS PATHETICALLY PANDERLISCIOUS.  WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO SEND HERE, HM?  WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PUTTING CHARACTER BEFORE BOOBIES?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  FEMSHEP DOESN'T EVEN COUNT ANYMORE AFTER THAT RIDICULOUS BEAUTY CONTEST.

BUT IF HAVING A NON-BARBIE DOLL FEMALE SQUADMATE IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU, I SUGGEST YOU AT LEAST LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD BY MAKING LEGION LOOK LIKE THIS:



AND NO ARMOR DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY AREN'T LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES.

[Ryzaki]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Though, if we're talking hot characters, few things can beat the other newcomer. That guy is something else.

It's too bad some females don't ogle him and openly remark about it to Shepard.

I would pay to see that, I admit.

Even better: Cortez does it.

Oh the "you know you like the show?" pfft. That was one comment.

@Cheez: If Legion looked like that. Just...yay. <3<3<3

Modifié par Ryzaki, 27 janvier 2012 - 08:57 .

[AVPen]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

[AdmiralCheez used Outrage!  AdmiralCheez's attack missed!  AdmiralCheez became confused due to fatigue!]

AVPen gives AdmiralCheez a Bowl of Kai Leng's Cereal.
It's Super-Effective.

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

Ryzaki wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Though, if we're talking hot characters, few things can beat the other newcomer. That guy is something else.

It's too bad some females don't ogle him and openly remark about it to Shepard.

I would pay to see that, I admit.

Even better: Cortez does it.

Oh the "you know you like the show?" pfft. That was one comment.

I was speaking hypothetically; he doesn't actually ogle Prothy, does he?

[Ryzaki]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...
I was speaking hypothetically; he doesn't actually ogle Prothy, does he?

Nope. There's just one banter with Cortez and Vega where Cortez says something about the only weapon Vega likes to maintain being himself and Vega shooting back with a "You know you like the show Esteban." 

[mellifera]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Oh god rant please. Or PM me the rant. Either will do.

OKAY.

BIOWARE, THIS "LOL SEXXI" THING YOU'VE GOT GOING IS BS.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A GAME WITH A LEAD LIKE FEMSHEP COULD BE THIS PATHETICALLY PANDERLISCIOUS.  WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO SEND HERE, HM?  WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PUTTING CHARACTER BEFORE BOOBIES?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  FEMSHEP DOESN'T EVEN COUNT ANYMORE AFTER THAT RIDICULOUS BEAUTY CONTEST.

BUT IF HAVING A NON-BARBIE DOLL FEMALE SQUADMATE IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU, I SUGGEST YOU AT LEAST LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD BY MAKING LEGION LOOK LIKE THIS:



AND NO ARMOR DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY AREN'T LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES.

Lol seriously, the disparity between the "male" robot on your squad and the "female" robot on your squad is just... yeah. Where's EDI's chest hole filled with wires and her giant antenna and her head flaps? Barf at the ME team!!

[AdmiralCheez]

AVPen wrote...

AVPen gives AdmiralCheez a Bowl of Kai Leng's Cereal.
It's Super-Effective.

[AdmiralCheez is no longer confused!  AdmiralCheez used Eat Cereal!  AdmiralCheez regained 75HP!]

Thanks, man.  Now I can stop typing in all caps.

[JeffZero]

I feel like BioWare's design sexism is almost worth it to meet some likeminded intellectuals like you fine folks.

[Someone With Mass]

AdmiralCheez wrote...
*funnyrantsnip*

I take your Silver Surfer and raise with this:



It's all about the pose and the mood.

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

JeffZero wrote...

I feel like BioWare's design sexism is almost worth it to meet some likeminded intellectuals like you fine folks.

Another reason to like the quarians; no sexism there.

And yes, I am quite the intellectual. Most other chickens don't understand me at all.

[mellifera]

Legion is pretty sexy as a flashlight head too, it's true. Dem tubes.

Modifié par yukidama, 27 janvier 2012 - 09:05 .

[AdmiralCheez]

Someone With Mass wrote...

I take your Silver Surfer and raise with this:

*too hot for internet*

It's all about the pose and the mood.

I would probably do both.

At the same time.

[nitefyre410]

AdmiralCheez wrote...


AND NO ARMOR DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY AREN'T LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES.

 

Well First off I would not mind Legion getting the Power Cosmic and becoming the Herald of Galactus the universal  emboidment of  Equity.  Solves  my  Reaper infestion problem real quick:P


Just Remember  Jacob Taylor the man in Mass Effect Galaxy that saved the Citidal in  Mass Effect 2 he becomes nothing more than  Femshepards Space Mandingo. 


So would prefer that all these female characters be a complete masculinzied  idol of what strength  and character is.  Which boils down to 1  of 2 things 

1, Man hating  Ice queen 

or 

2. Complete rejects everything about her own gender.  

Modifié par nitefyre410, 27 janvier 2012 - 09:07 .

[JeffZero]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I feel like BioWare's design sexism is almost worth it to meet some likeminded intellectuals like you fine folks.

Another reason to like the quarians; no sexism there.

And yes, I am quite the intellectual. Most other chickens don't understand me at all.

You really take this chicken thing pretty seriously. I'm starting to think I should go vegetarian again.

[mellifera]

Que.

[Shifty-looking Chicken]

JeffZero wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I feel like BioWare's design sexism is almost worth it to meet some likeminded intellectuals like you fine folks.

Another reason to like the quarians; no sexism there.

And yes, I am quite the intellectual. Most other chickens don't understand me at all.

You really take this chicken thing pretty seriously. I'm starting to think I should go vegetarian again.

Just eat only male chickens. That'll get rid of my competition for the hens.

[JeffZero]

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...
Just eat only male chickens. That'll get rid of my competition for the hens.

Well, alright.

[AdmiralCheez]

nitefyre410 wrote...

1, Man hating  Ice queen 

or 

2. Complete rejects everything about her own gender. 

Now that's just silly.  One can be attractive and feminine and still be badass.

But there's a difference between hotness and forced hotness.

Hotness:



Forced Hotness:

[JeffZero]

Oh my, I don't know who that chick on the top is but I want to see more of her.

The one on the bottom can go away.

[ediskrad327]

JeffZero wrote...

Oh my, I don't know who that chick on the top is but I want to see more of her.

The one on the bottom can go away.

Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2