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Jessica Chobot looks like Snooki

Débuté par Dasher1010 , févr. 01 2012 02:12

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 12:23

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Starfishsicko wrote...

WHats a snookie? Is it delecious?


Definitely not.

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Bat32391
Posté 02 février 2012 - 12:23

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What does dasher mean by "bumping"?

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 12:24

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Bat32391
Posté 02 février 2012 - 12:27

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Lol

#30
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Posté 02 février 2012 - 01:01

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Uhmmm, give me a few corona's and I'd hit it.

^Jokes

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 01:11

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Seboist wrote...

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Not enough spray on tan or hair spray. :P

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Dasher1010
Posté 02 février 2012 - 04:49

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So, does anyone want to make a photoshop comparing Chobot to Snookie?

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 04:57

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Bat32391 wrote...

When I think of snookie I think of that jersey shore episode of south park where she rapes cartman or something

  Smoosh smoosh? yes?

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:05

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MakeMineMako wrote...

Seboist wrote...

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Not enough spray on tan or hair spray. :P


LMFAO!! When I saw the Chobot lady in ME3 she reminded me of Snooki and  I tought of Beavis and
Butthead making fun of Snooki (which is the only reason I know who
Snooki is or anythign about Jersey Shore). Then I saw this and thought of Beavis and Butthead making fun of ME3 for having Snooki and a Juice Head in it. Vega is The Dude who's hair gets stonger or maybe the Situation?

I wanna have my Shep kill Snooki in ME3. Even if it's some G4 lady named Chobot who looks like Snooki. I don't watch G4 and haven't for years!

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:08

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I may not like this whole idea, but Chobot is like a million times better looking than that four foot chubby little she-gnome.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:09

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gearseffect wrote...

I wanna have my Shep kill Snooki in ME3. Even if it's some G4 lady named Chobot who looks like Snooki. I don't watch G4 and haven't for years!




Word? So these two look alike?
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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:15

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Dasher1010 wrote...

So, does anyone want to make a photoshop comparing Chobot to Snookie?


I really think they don't look that much alike. First, Jessica has a much leaner figure than Nicole Polizzi (AKA Snooki).

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Snooki:

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Second, their facial structures are profoundly different. 

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Jessica has a shallower chin and more rounded jaw. Her overall facial structure does not have many sharp angles. Snooki has both a sharper chin and jaw, which is rounded out by her higher body fat content. Overall you can tell that Jessica is of Caucasian descent while Snooki is of Latin American ancenstry. Jessica has deeper set eyes, Snooki's are shallower. 

She also wears a LOT more makeup than Jessica and has her hair in all sorts of ridiculous styles. I could go into Photoshop and produce multiple comparison images showing the angle (in degrees) of their jaw/chin but I think my point has been made sufficiently clear.

Modifié par TheKillerAngel, 02 février 2012 - 05:21 .

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:23

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TheKillerAngel wrote...

Dasher1010 wrote...

So, does anyone want to make a photoshop comparing Chobot to Snookie?


I really think they don't look that much alike. First, Jessica has a much leaner figure than Nicole Polizzi (AKA Snooki).

Jessica:

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Snooki:

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Second, their facial structures are profoundly different. 

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Jessica has a shallower chin and more rounded jaw. Her overall facial structure does not have many sharp angles. Snooki has both a sharper chin and jaw, which is rounded out by her higher body fat content. Overall you can tell that Jessica is of Caucasian descent while Snooki is of Latin American ancenstry. Jessica has deeper set eyes, Snooki's are shallower. 

She also wears a LOT more makeup than Jessica and has her hair in all sorts of ridiculous styles. I could go into Photoshop and produce multiple comparison images showing the angle (in degrees) of their jaw/chin but I think my point has been made sufficiently clear.

I can't believe you went this in depth

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:36

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Good God, you people are ridiculous. You're comparing a beautiful woman to an orange gnome. Congrats.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:39

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jreezy wrote...

I can't believe you went this in depth


I am disappointed that I even had to.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:54

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You idiot! Besides, this thread will be locked soon. Have fun.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 05:57

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Well in the game her cheeks are pretty big....making her look a little like snooki but obviously Jessica in real life is way more attractive.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 06:48

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Kats_RK wrote...

Well in the game her cheeks are pretty big....making her look a little like snooki but obviously Jessica in real life is way more attractive.

Not even the in-game version looks close to snooki.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 07:14

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ORLY?

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 07:55

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ORLY?

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Lol. Chobot you so silly.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 08:07

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 Very relevant video.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 08:46

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100k wrote...

ORLY?

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My respect for this woman just went up 10000000000000

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 10:06

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Sorry I said I hadn't watched G4 in years so I was wrong in saying Snooki looked like Chobot, but her ME3 character looks like Snooki and I want my Shep to kill Snooki.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 10:13

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TheKillerAngel wrote...

jreezy wrote...

I can't believe you went this in depth


I am disappointed that I even had to.


Considering the idiots on BSN that make threads like these..its a necessary evil.

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Posté 02 février 2012 - 01:45

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I don't think that Chobot looks like Snooki(e?), but in my opinion, her in-game model does:

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I don't see how saying Snooki looks like an orange gnome is less insulting than making an honest observation.
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