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#76
slimgrin

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Lol. It's like spotting Waldo.

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If you google Jessica Chobot Images you will get some Snooki shots! haha

Do they keep ggiving her stuff to taste and tell what is it? *eg*

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Modifié par DragonRageGT, 03 février 2012 - 12:49 .


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DragonRageGT wrote...

If you google Jessica Chobot Images you will get some Snooki shots! haha

Do they keep ggiving her stuff to taste and tell what is it? *eg*

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Average Colleague of Chobot's: Hey Chobot, my girlfriend says my peen tastes funny, but she can't identify the flavor. Can you?

Chobot: Sure! Lemme give it a lick.

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First Jersey Shore bro Vega and now we get stuck with this chick as fanservice? What gives Bioware?

Why does the Normandy need a reporter? So people on earth can know the reapers are attacking if they are too lazy to get up off their sofas and look out the damned window?

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ReconTeam wrote...

First Jersey Shore bro Vega and now we get stuck with this chick as fanservice? What gives Bioware?

Why does the Normandy need a reporter? So people on earth can know the reapers are attacking if they are too lazy to get up off their sofas and look out the damned window?

No, wrong answer.

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BW isn't even trying to hide that it's simple nerd baiting T&A. There's no point in having a reporter on the Normandy when Shepard can just do an interview through the comm channel and send whatever images or audio they've taken 'out in the field".

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I dunno if she looks like Snooki, but she will always be this Jessica Chocot to me.

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Seboist wrote...

BW isn't even trying to hide that it's simple nerd baiting T&A. There's no point in having a reporter on the Normandy when Shepard can just do an interview through the comm channel and send whatever images or audio they've taken 'out in the field".


If she must be there, I hope there is a really good reason for her to be there, like spying on Shepard for the Reapers or our asari "friends" under the reporter cover. And she better attempt to stab Shepard in the back in the crucial moment, and if you romance her, it better influence her actions in the culmination scene.

But no, there's probably no hidden depths to her character nor secret motivations to her presence on the Normandy - the most crucial, most tightly secured ship in the Last Harvest War.

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Yeah her character looks a tad derpy.

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Will they increase her breast size in-game?

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Oh god when I saw her this is my reaction: See's her face, "Meh okay, that's cool, I guess." but then I saw who she was and then I was this "ಠ_ಠ"

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Stuck up pricks like y'all are why we can't have nice things...

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no she does not! She is quite beautiful!

Snooky is the soul of fugly.

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"a potential romance option for both male and female Commander Shepard" Bleh.

And she doesn't look like Snooki.

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SolidBeast wrote...
I don't see how saying Snooki looks like an orange gnome is less insulting than making an honest observation.


I intended it for it to be insulting. Why? Because quite honestly, this entire thread is insulting.

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CptData wrote...
Jessica feels as if she comes with too much make up

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silver_sparrow wrote...

no she does not! She is quite beautiful!

Snooky is the soul of fugly.

Snooki is way hot and talented and has an app.

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Modifié par lobi, 04 février 2012 - 04:26 .


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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Modifié par silver_sparrow, 04 février 2012 - 04:30 .


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But she's NOT Snooki. I don't see a problem here.

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lobi wrote...

silver_sparrow wrote...

no she does not! She is quite beautiful!

Snooky is the soul of fugly.

Snooki is way hot and talented and has an app.

*snip*

Good God! KILL IT! Kill it with fire! Image IPB

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Jessica wins.

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DragonRageGT wrote...

If you google Jessica Chobot Images you will get some Snooki shots! haha

Do they keep ggiving her stuff to taste and tell what is it? *eg*


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I'm not orally fixated but...

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Flashflame58 wrote...

SolidBeast wrote...
I don't see how saying Snooki looks like an orange gnome is less insulting than making an honest observation.


I intended it for it to be insulting. Why? Because quite honestly, this entire thread is insulting.


While stating that looking like Snooki is insulting is insulting, the idea that she resembles Snooki itself is not insulting.
That said, I agree most of the content in this thread is insulting and I picked your post at random to prove my point.

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I posted the same thread about a few days ago and it got insta-locked. Lol. But OP, ur right.