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According to a foto of the upcoming artbook Jack has become a teacher at the Grissom Academy.
http://www.masseffec...012/02/Jack.jpg


What? How did that happen?
ME3 plays only months after ME2, so how did the psychotic Jack suddenly become a teacher?
First, no one with a sane mind would want a psycho like Jack anywhere near his children, let alone teach them something. And why would anyone employ a convicted mass murderer who broke out of a superprison to join a terroristic organization (thats from the view point of earth government)? I consider Jack beeing free and not hunted already a miracle, but as teacher for little children?

Sure, Jack is a powerful biotic, especially for a human, but that has more to do with her genetic modifications than with her skill which she would be able to pass on.

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Ixalmaris wrote...

According to a foto of the upcoming artbook Jack has become a teacher at the Grissom Academy.
http://www.masseffec...012/02/Jack.jpg


What? How did that happen?
ME3 plays only months after ME2, so how did the psychotic Jack suddenly become a teacher?
First, no one with a sane mind would want a psycho like Jack anywhere near his children, let alone teach them something. And why would anyone employ a convicted mass murderer who broke out of a superprison to join a terroristic organization (thats from the view point of earth government)? I consider Jack beeing free and not hunted already a miracle, but as teacher for little children?

Sure, Jack is a powerful biotic, especially for a human, but that has more to do with her genetic modifications than with her skill which she would be able to pass on.



Obviously she got there through sexual favors. She had the management chasing her booty from sunrise to sunset. 

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They just saw her "clothes" and the rest is history.

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because bioware lost their freaking mind.

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Well knowing who the place was run by...he likes to have mentaly damaged women around...

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It's not that big of a leap. After all, they're letting Kahlee work there and she's the dumbest blond character in the Mass Effect franchise.

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classes taught by crazy people - nothing new there

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Would you say no to Jack?

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Someone With Mass wrote...

It's not that big of a leap. After all, they're letting Kahlee work there and she's the dumbest blond character in the Mass Effect franchise.


Dumber then Shepard?

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A better question is, when did Jack start learning how to use sniper rifles?

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mrsph wrote...

Would you say no to Jack?


If I had death wish, yes.

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Why don't you wait until the game comes out?
I'm sure we'll find out.

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You know I wonder what her male students think of her?

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Mesina2 wrote...
Dumber then Shepard?


When you need to be reminded about the ancient machine race that harvests all advanced life in the galaxy, I'd say that you're in a completely different league. Major League Stupid, even.

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Maybe its just a cover! If your a paragon and swayed Jack to that side then she might try to be on the straight and narrow. So with Shepard in jail and not there to protect her then she had to hide somewhere from Cerberus. But lets say you were a renegade? She might be on Omega instead of the grissom academy. Just a thought.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

It's not that big of a leap. After all, they're letting Kahlee work there and she's the dumbest blond character in the Mass Effect franchise.

Conrad Verner.

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

You know I wonder what her male students think of her?


Oh, God this woman is crazy oh god she is going to kill us all oh god oh god oh god.

I imagine she then takes them all out for snowcones.

The snowcones are full of potassium benzoate.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...
Dumber then Shepard?


When you need to be reminded about the ancient machine race that harvests all advanced life in the galaxy, I'd say that you're in a completely different league. Major League Stupid, even.


Not sure it still beats Genophage is same thing as First Contact War.

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Mesina2 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...
Dumber then Shepard?


When you need to be reminded about the ancient machine race that harvests all advanced life in the galaxy, I'd say that you're in a completely different league. Major League Stupid, even.


Not sure it still beats Genophage is same thing as First Contact War.


Oh look, its this again.

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I don't believe that Jack is psychotic, Led a violent life yes. Psychotic no. Background check are important. Well they are stupid due to Jack's violent past. Sometimes Violent past will always creep up on you.

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This supposed well guarded school for biotics was recently just infiltrated by a biotic machine, an assassin, an ex-employee, and an alliance soldier.

Something tells me they wanted a teacher who would make breaking into the school legally count as a suicide note.

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Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

It's not that big of a leap. After all, they're letting Kahlee work there and she's the dumbest blond character in the Mass Effect franchise.

Conrad Verner.

No. Conrad is an elite operative capable taking the Reapers down on his own.

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DeathScepter wrote...

I don't believe that Jack is psychotic, Led a violent life yes. Psychotic no. Background check are important. Well they are stupid due to Jack's violent past. Sometimes Violent past will always creep up on you.


I'm sure crashing a space station into a moon will come up on a background check!

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Regardless, I'd still hit that!

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jreezy wrote...

Shifty-looking Chicken wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

It's not that big of a leap. After all, they're letting Kahlee work there and she's the dumbest blond character in the Mass Effect franchise.

Conrad Verner.

No. Conrad is an elite operative capable taking the Reapers down on his own.

Yes, but an incredibly dumb elite operative.