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Would you save a platoon of soldier or your LI?


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#101
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Seboist wrote...

TIM's not a LI.

Officially, no, but in that twisted headcanon of yours...

Oh, come on, remember that "hot piece of ass" you made just for him?

#102
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My real parents aren't even in ME, so the question doesn't make any sense...:?

Wait a minute. *puts on detective hat* You're that Tinktank guy who always used to troll, in a new profile because you got permabanned. You're a little too obvious, you know. Just like Zeel.

*makes mental note to ignore "Biobleh" in future*

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3rd option: send my multiplayer character to deal with the platoon

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what?:P at least he's useful that way.

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 05 février 2012 - 08:51 .


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*snip*

*returns brofist*

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

TIM's not a LI.

Officially, no, but in that twisted headcanon of yours...

Oh, come on, remember that "hot piece of ass" you made just for him?


Femshep botched it all up by throwing a PMS fit at the end. She deserved a five across the eyes for that.

Modifié par Seboist, 05 février 2012 - 08:54 .


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Femshep botched it all up by throwing a PMS fit at the end. She deserved a five across the eyes for that.

Ooh, such a low opinion of females...  And such a high one of TIM...

Have you considered that you might be, possibly, you know...?

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

TIM's not a LI.

Officially, no, but in that twisted headcanon of yours...

Oh, come on, remember that "hot piece of ass" you made just for him?


Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

TIM <3

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Hell I'd let the reapers destroy council space if they let Kasumi survive.

That goes double for my real life LI

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laecraft wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

TIM's not a LI.

Officially, no, but in that twisted headcanon of yours...

Oh, come on, remember that "hot piece of ass" you made just for him?


Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

Oh, Garrus is getting plenty of content in ME3, don't you worry.

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laecraft wrote...

Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

Oh, no no no.  See, I headcanon really hard about all sorts of things.  It's Seb that's twisted.

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

Femshep botched it all up by throwing a PMS fit at the end. She deserved a five across the eyes for that.

Ooh, such a low opinion of females...  And such a high one of TIM...

Have you considered that you might be, possibly, you know...?


Nah, I'm just a real man that knows femshep should have been put in her place for getting uppidity like that in spite of all the things TIM did for her.

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Nah, I'm just a real man that knows femshep should have been put in her place for getting uppidity like that in spite of all the things TIM did for her.

Put in her place?  Uppity?  All the things he did for her?

Yep.  Hates women, in love with TIM.  But we all knew that.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

laecraft wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

TIM's not a LI.

Officially, no, but in that twisted headcanon of yours...

Oh, come on, remember that "hot piece of ass" you made just for him?


Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

Oh, Garrus is getting plenty of content in ME3, don't you worry.


TIM's getting plenty of content in the games and other sources, just not the romantic kind for some unfathomable reason.

Unfortunately Garrus was never sexually attracted to femshep. He's doing her a great favour out of immense respect for her, forgoing the proper turian sexual satisfaction.

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

laecraft wrote...

Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

Oh, no no no.  See, I headcanon really hard about all sorts of things.  It's Seb that's twisted.


I prefer Seb's headcanon. <3

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Seboist wrote...

Nah, I'm just a real man that knows femshep should have been put in her place for getting uppidity like that in spite of all the things TIM did for her.

Put in her place?  Uppity?  All the things he did for her?

Yep.  Hates women, in love with TIM.  But we all knew that.


"Hate" would imply they succesfuly got a rise and that just wouldn't happen with someone as manly as I am.

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laecraft wrote...

I prefer Seb's headcanon.

You prefer a little TIMmy between your legs.  Or a big TIMmy.  I don't know--I don't want to get that personal with your headcanon.

But that's totally cool.  If you follow my posts in another thread, then you are more than aware of my raging sexual attraction towards a character none of us have officially met yet.

We are all completely psychotic in our own little ways.  It's part and parcel of being a Bioware fan.

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"Hate" would imply they succesfuly got a rise and that just wouldn't happen with someone as manly as I am.

Oh god.  Women don't... get a rise out of you... because you're--hahaha oh god--you're too manly...

*WHEEEEZE*

OH MY GOD SEB YOU ARE LIKE SO FABULOUS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT AAAHH YOU'RE PRECIOUS <3

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

laecraft wrote...

I prefer Seb's headcanon.

You prefer a little TIMmy between your legs.  Or a big TIMmy.  I don't know--I don't want to get that personal with your headcanon.

But that's totally cool.  If you follow my posts in another thread, then you are more than aware of my raging sexual attraction towards a character none of us have officially met yet.

We are all completely psychotic in our own little ways.  It's part and parcel of being a Bioware fan.

I fully admit my own psychosis; it's something I've come to terms with during my time here. I also think I've gained somewhat of a split personality.

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laecraft wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

laecraft wrote...

Nothing's twisted about headcanon. Plenty of actual LI fans have to resort to headcanon due to severe lack of content. *cough* calibrations *cough*

Oh, no no no.  See, I headcanon really hard about all sorts of things.  It's Seb that's twisted.


I prefer Seb's headcanon. <3


Plenty of great things happen in my headcanon like femshep wearing a hijab that has a Cerberus logo and enforcing a dress code for uniform inpaired female squadmates.

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laecraft wrote...

I prefer Seb's headcanon.

You prefer a little TIMmy between your legs.  Or a big TIMmy.  I don't know--I don't want to get that personal with your headcanon.

But that's totally cool.  If you follow my posts in another thread, then you are more than aware of my raging sexual attraction towards a character none of us have officially met yet.

We are all completely psychotic in our own little ways.  It's part and parcel of being a Bioware fan.


I don't see why this sort of thing should be specific to the BW. Any successful fiction evokes some degree of emotional attachment to characters.

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Did this become TIM bashing or just fanboys arguning over something? Because I think Cerberus is a pretty cool guy. Eh runs top-secret black ops and doesn't afraid of reapers.

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#122
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laecraft wrote...

I don't see why this sort of thing should be specific to the BW. Any successful fiction evokes some degree of emotional attachment to characters.

But you gotta admit that the folks here go waaaay beyond "some degree of emotional attachment."

Take me, for example: MY SQUADMATES ARE MY PRECIOUS BABIES.

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I cant seem to find this 'Tinktank' user from the list. Is that his/her full name? Is it spelled correctly?

Judging from how some posters here are flocking to Cthulhu, like animals cuddling with each other when one gets threatened, I can only imagine how impactful and traumatizing this supposedly banned user must have been to their minds.

Help me out here. Please. I'm new and want to fit in.

#125
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Biobleh wrote...

I cant seem to find this 'Tinktank' user from the list. Is that his/her full name? Is it spelled correctly?

Judging from how some posters here are flocking to Cthulhu, like animals cuddling with each other when one gets threatened, I can only imagine how impactful and traumatizing this supposedly banned user must have been to their minds.

Help me out here. Please. I'm new and want to fit in.

Honey, you're being too obvious.