Elton John is dead wrote...
Kill.
*Not innocent people of course. It would be truly evil people who would have been executed for their crimes if they had done them two centuries back. *Sigh* the justice of today isn't really justice. Murderers walk free from prison and even terrorists still live.*
After that? I'd walk into my nearest Tesco, relieve them of a few things (it's not stealing because they owe me) and then begin a trip to Saint Paul's Cathedral where I'd drive everyone out Jesus style. I'd probably punch a few priests and rant at them proclaiming that Jesus never asked for money to baptize people and then I'd probably go down in a hail of gunfire against Satan.
Once I'm dead, I want some random cool guy sitting in a chair in the vicinity that I died in clapping his hands and saying "best exit ever in a crap game called life".
Then I'd rise from my grave and say "problem death?" as I walk out of the cemetery after cheating death at his own game.
P.S
I might dig up Elton John too and kill him all over again.
P.S.S
But seriously, if you're dying, where's the harm in going out in a bang? So long as the bang doesn't involve an explosion killing people you dislike...
But a big middle finger at the government? Now there's no harm in that...
Well that was...imaginative...lol




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