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Should there be a small reward for people who haven't punched the reporter?


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Sashimi_taco

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Destroy Raiden wrote...

What? No, why does there need to be? Should I get a reward for chatting up that perverted Salarian gamer too? Not everything needs a reward or a gold achievement star.


There is a perverted salarian gamer?

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

Destroy Raiden wrote...

What? No, why does there need to be? Should I get a reward for chatting up that perverted Salarian gamer too? Not everything needs a reward or a gold achievement star.


There is a perverted salarian gamer?


No.  There's the game salesman on Zakera ward who remarks that those asari-hanar porn games are really nasty.

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well seeing as she is hated by all races: charged at by a krogan, kicked in the shin by a volus and punched twice by sheppard. you should be rewarded for leaving an impression(the black eye) on her face that would make her think twice (or a couple hundred seeing as she has a history of pissing off people to the point they get violent with her) about being a reporter.

in me3 we should see her come up to sheppard "commander sheppard, please don't punch me. I'm sorry for being a complete failure and volunteer myself for a suicide mission against the reapers. any planet you want me at I'll solo it, I'll have better odds against the reapers then issuing you off again."

sheppard replies " great! I got just the job for you. head into dark space alone and interview the reapers."

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It's her job to make news. She wouldn't apologize for doing her job.

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BlueMagitek

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Propaganda War Assets?

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incinerator950

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No

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Arrow70 wrote...

Making her look like an ass is its own reward, if only someone could do that to fox news, oh wait...
(I only make the comparison because people often joke about her "potential employers")


This, plus look at Jon Stewart any time he's on that channel.  Seriously, he completely schools Bill O'Reily... kind of makes me wonder what they teach at Harvard.

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

Two sexy Asari babes will walk up to you and say, "Congratulations, you have refrained from punching an unarmed civilian while you wear full battle gear, despite her making you mildly annoyed!"

Then they will hand you a badge that says, "Meets minimum requirements for decent sentient being".

As you attach the pin to your armor, everyone will cheer at your basic social skills.

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No.

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Tazzmission wrote...

yes its called get the reporter into bed with you and afterwards black mail her


:lol: Blackmailing her after you've already rolled in the hay together seems like an anticlimax, so to speak.

tetrisblock4x1 wrote...

Yeah, it sucks. Getting turned down for sex totally breaks the immersion of playing as Shepard.


:lol:

Modifié par drwells123, 06 février 2012 - 08:09 .


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drwells123 wrote...

Tazzmission wrote...

yes its called get the reporter into bed with you and afterwards black mail her


:lol: Blackmailing her after you've already rolled in the hay together seems like an anticlimax, so to speak.



think about it though


she bull rushes you with a crappy interview to make you look bad

you invite for drinks and nail her in bed

afterwards you have the paragon /renegade option to say the following

paragon: you know i think it would be best to edit that interview

renagde option would be

if you air that interview i will release the tape of us in a sexual manner and destroy your career

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You already have video of her making out with an asari. Just have Liara make you a copy.

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didymos1120 wrote...

You already have video of her making out with an asari. Just have Liara make you a copy.


crap i forgot about that honestly.


oh snap you know what would be an awesome blackmail renegade option as a reward for this?


shepard uploads a copy of that to the mass effect version of girls gone wild!

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if you air that interview i will release the tape of us in a sexual manner and destroy your career

This would take Shepard's idiocy levels to truly astronomical heights.

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Tazzmission wrote...

think about it though


she bull rushes you with a crappy interview to make you look bad

you invite for drinks and nail her in bed

afterwards you have the paragon /renegade option to say the following

paragon: you know i think it would be best to edit that interview

renagde option would be

if you air that interview i will release the tape of us in a sexual manner and destroy your career


...only to have her laugh and say, "What do you think this is, the 20th century? Where people were so prudish that a little alien sideboob got half the planet in an uproar?"

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Random Jerkface wrote...

if you air that interview i will release the tape of us in a sexual manner and destroy your career

This would take Shepard's idiocy levels to truly astronomical heights.


hey its renegade for a reason lol


i love how you think punching the woman in the face is ok but what i said is idiotic

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What a Succulent Ass

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Because it was.

And did you read any of my previous posts about punching al-Jilani? Like, at all?

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How about feeling good that you've defeated her with only words, her natural weapon?

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Mr. Gogeta34

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I don't think so... you choose how you beat her. You either tongue lash her, or you punch her. Your reward is more favoritism-er... Paragon points.^^

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Yes, for not creating huge political ****storms by attacking a civilian reporter mid-question(atleast in ME2). That's... in case you forgot... not good. Doesn't paint a pretty picture of Shepard if they go around punching people who ask them questions.

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Hopefully i can just shoot her little camera droid in ME3. Its the end of the world, i don't have time for her BS

edit:  Better yet, i hope Ashley punches her

Modifié par Butcher_of_Torfan, 06 février 2012 - 08:59 .


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Tazzmission wrote...

drwells123 wrote...

Tazzmission wrote...

yes its called get the reporter into bed with you and afterwards black mail her


:lol: Blackmailing her after you've already rolled in the hay together seems like an anticlimax, so to speak.



think about it though


she bull rushes you with a crappy interview to make you look bad

you invite for drinks and nail her in bed

afterwards you have the paragon /renegade option to say the following

paragon: you know i think it would be best to edit that interview

renagde option would be

if you air that interview i will release the tape of us in a sexual manner and destroy your career


Nothing like emotional blackmail to make someone do what you want. Or even better regular black mail. Either way using sex as a way to gain something from another person rather than a connection between two people is sub human and revolting. 

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

Two sexy Asari babes will walk up to you and say, "Congratulations, you have refrained from punching an unarmed civilian while you wear full battle gear, despite her making you mildly annoyed!"

Then they will hand you a badge that says, "Meets minimum requirements for decent sentient being".

As you attach the pin to your armor, everyone will cheer at your basic social skills.

classic.

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Perhaps it's the paragon in me, but I'd love it if there was a theme of various jerkish/annoying characters from the previous games, like Khalisah or the Turian Councillor, showing, that despite their flaws, in the crunch they are in fact still capable of acts of heroism and bravery.

This shouldn't be contingent on Shepard's previous interactions, but you might feel a bit guilty about how you've treated Khalisah if you saw her die while desperately trying to carry her Asari lover to safety.

(On a totally different note "punched the reporter" sounds like it really should be a euphemism for something)

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Why should I even care about her when I have my own reporter on my ship who isn't out to do smear jobs on me?