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[AgitatedLemon]

 As suggested by people in the Miranda thread, I've decided to make this it's own thread. copy/paste powers, away!

Curious: What would Shepard and co. think of a video game detailing his battles against Saren, the Collectors, and the Reapers? It's entitled "Mass Effect", and it's a third person shooter with RPG elements, and you can romance your squad mates.

I wonder how Miranda would react if she saw Shepard playing, and he romanced someone else.

*In Shepard's cabin, Shepard is playing the eponymous video game*

S: Mmmm, aww yeah, c'mere Liara... Give daddy some sugar.
 
*Miranda walks in*

S: Mmmm, yeah, just like that

M: What the hell? Who are you talking to?

S: Oh shi- Hi Miranda.

[CrutchCricket]

Shepard-

After Playing ME1:
"I could've gotten away with punching that reporter? Damn!"

After playing ME2 (with thermal clips)
"Alright, so just who in R&D thought these were a good idea?

[Golden Owl]

As hubby said about my naughty modded adult version of Skyrim....my Skyrim protagonist isn't real and does him favors...why would it bother him?....

Modifié par Golden Owl, 11 février 2012 - 03:18 .

[AgitatedLemon]

*Soldier Shepard playing ME1 as an Adept*

S: Good god, Why didn't I receive any biotic training? That would have saved me a LOT of time chasing down Saren if it were THIS easy!

[CrutchCricket]

In a Spaceballs-esque twist, Ashley and Kaidan play ME1 on the way to Vrmire.

Ashley: Oh wow. It says I have to choose one of us to rescue. The other could die.
Kaidan: Well I know what I'm doing. Nice knowing you Chief.
Ashely: What? Seriously? This is a role-playing game. You have to think like Shepard. You really think he'll pick you over me?
Kaidan: At least I'm not racist towards aliens!
Ashely: At least I have a personality!
Kaidan: At least it's not always "waah my family is disgraced and I can't get promoted"!
Ashley: At least it's not always "waah my implants suck"!
Kaidan: I'm totally Vrmiring you!
Ashley: Not if I Vrimire you first!

Shepard (shakes head): Note to self- Leave both these idiots.

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 11 février 2012 - 03:38 .

[Golden Owl]

CrutchCricket wrote...

In a Spaceballs-esque twist, Ashley and Kaidan play ME1 on the way to Vrmire.

Ashley: Oh wow. It says I have to choose one of us to rescue. The other could die.
Kaidan: Well I know what I'm doing. Nice knowing you Chief.
Ashely: What? Seriously? This is a role-playing game. You have to think like Shepard. You really think he'll pick you over me?
Kaidan: At least I'm not racist towards aliens!
Ashely: At least I have a personality!
Kaidan: At least it's not always "waah my family is disgraced and I can't get promoted"!
Ashley: At least it's not always "waah my implants suck"!
Kaidan: I'm totally Vrmiring you!
Ashley: Not if I Vrimire you first!

Shepard (shakes head): Note to self- Leave both these idiots.

LOL.......I like....