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[HAGA NAGA]

or does....

Miranda have ginormous mishapen hippopotamus teeth

Jacob have an enlarged midget body

Kaidan's facial skin have the texture of a chaffed scrotum and

Ashley have a jacked-up michael jackson nose?

sheeeesh.... humans in mass effect are more alien than the aliens

p.s. - Miranda paces around like a monkey and i luv it. if it was anymore exaggerated she would be dragging her damn knuckles on the floor and jumping around looking for bananas

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 11 février 2012 - 08:50 .

[Fidget6]

They look like normal human faces do to me. With you know, flaws and all.... Might look weird to you since most video game characters have flawless skin and perfect proportions.

[HAGA NAGA]

Fidget6 wrote...

They look like normal human faces do to me. With you know, flaws and all.... Might look weird to you since most video game characters have flawless skin and perfect proportions.

hmmm... i dunno man. i hear what you're saying but at the same time they have the kind of features i would want someone to "warn" me about before i met them so i wouldn't stare at them rudely on accident. just sayin....

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 11 février 2012 - 08:47 .

[Clayless]

I too was surprised the future isn't full of supermodels.

[HAGA NAGA]

Our_Last_Scene wrote...

I too was surprised the future isn't full of supermodels.

well. humans life expectancy is up there in the future but while i dont expect the future to be full of supermodels i also dont expect that the Normandy would be housed by a pack of freakish mutant humans that "steal the show" so to speak  from all the aliens on board.

oh. and i forgot to include femsheps 2 and a half foot long snake neck 

[Mechler]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Our_Last_Scene wrote...

I too was surprised the future isn't full of supermodels.

well. humans life expectancy is up there in the future but while i dont expect the future to be full of supermodels i also dont expect that the Normandy would be housed by a pack of freakish mutant humans that "steal the show" so to speak  from all the aliens on board.

oh. and i forgot to include femsheps 2 and a half foot long snake neck 

So, everyone but Kasumi is in the trash?

[Armass81]

It's just you.

[LaurenShepard-N7]

Gee that's harsh, I admit face scanning can make human characters look weird sometimes, but if you want girls with smooth shiny skin and perfect petite noses and mouths then go play Final Fantasy or something.

[Naamah_bb]

I like them as they are. Why should they be perfect? No one is, and this way it's more realistic than "SF supermodels" some ppl wish to see...

[Stalker]

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

[HAGA NAGA]

LaurenShepard-N7 wrote...

Gee that's harsh, I admit face scanning can make human characters look weird sometimes, but if you want girls with smooth shiny skin and perfect petite noses and mouths then go play Final Fantasy or something.

nope. never said i wanted that. and i dont at all

i luv these freakin weirdos the way they r. it's hilarious. i cant even talk to jacob without laughing my a** off.

and again..... Miranda's monkey manuerisms & pacing.... omg i luv it! she's such a damn neanderthal

[HAGA NAGA]

LaurenShepard-N7 wrote...

Gee that's harsh, I admit face scanning can make human characters look weird sometimes, but if you want girls with smooth shiny skin and perfect petite noses and mouths then go play Final Fantasy or something.

bleh. no thanks. this is much much more amusing.

and i do think most characters in games r too polish like some of you are pointing out. i just think ME characters r so far the other way that it's worth noting. and hey like i said, i luv these damn freaks the way they r. its hilarious

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 11 février 2012 - 07:39 .

[Zkyire]

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

[HAGA NAGA]

Zkyire wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

ah yes the "supermodels" point

nah nah jk BUT! lets keep in mind people.... umm Miranda Lawson was artificially & genetically altered for physical and mental traits. sooooooo...... maybe she should look like a supermodel? duh

but i suppose it is possible that she was genetically altered to have hippopotamus teeth of various inconsistent sizes and walk around like an agitated chimp

omg lol. i cant remember what part of the game but when everyone is in the briefing room and she is monkey pacing back and forth *holds back laughter*..... it is absolutely one of my favorite cutscenes just because of her. i remember just looking at her pace and waiting for her to monkey-leap across the table, tear into someone's face and search their corpse for bananas with her monkey paws LOL hahahahahahha

*wipes tears from eyes*

[AgitatedLemon]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

p.s. - Miranda paces around like a monkey and i luv it. if it was anymore exaggerated she would be dragging her damn knuckles on the floor and jumping around looking for bananas

No, she doesn't. She has the same jogging animation as the rest of the females, and none of them look remotely like this. They jog like normal people.

[HAGA NAGA]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

p.s. - Miranda paces around like a monkey and i luv it. if it was anymore exaggerated she would be dragging her damn knuckles on the floor and jumping around looking for bananas

No, she doesn't. She has the same jogging animation as the rest of the females, and none of them look remotely like this. They jog like normal people.

hmm...  *thinks agitatedlemon needs to go back and watch miranda's cutscenes.... and ME TOO!!! hahaha*

if all female models r using the same animations maybe its just the way it syncs up with Miranda's model... i dont know.... but, it's a knuckle-draggin good time whatever the recipe!

*goes off to watch the monkey-cam a.k.a. Miranda's cutscenes*

[mitthrawuodo]

at least Kasumi and Zaeed look alright

[HAGA NAGA]

mitthrawuodo wrote...

at least Kasumi and Zaeed look alright

*gigglz*

[Stalker]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Zkyire wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

ah yes the "supermodels" point

nah nah jk BUT! lets keep in mind people.... umm Miranda Lawson was artificially & genetically altered for physical and mental traits. sooooooo...... maybe she should look like a supermodel? duh

but i suppose it is possible that she was genetically altered to have hippopotamus teeth of various inconsistent sizes and walk around like an agitated chimp

omg lol. i cant remember what part of the game but when everyone is in the briefing room and she is monkey pacing back and forth *holds back laughter*..... it is absolutely one of my favorite cutscenes just because of her. i remember just looking at her pace and waiting for her to monkey-leap across the table, tear into someone's face and search their corpse for bananas with her monkey paws LOL hahahahahahha

*wipes tears from eyes*

... I actually think she is modelled after one of the best looking women on this planet, but that's just Opinion vs. Troll, though.

[HAGA NAGA]

Mr Massakka wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Zkyire wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

ah yes the "supermodels" point

nah nah jk BUT! lets keep in mind people.... umm Miranda Lawson was artificially & genetically altered for physical and mental traits. sooooooo...... maybe she should look like a supermodel? duh

but i suppose it is possible that she was genetically altered to have hippopotamus teeth of various inconsistent sizes and walk around like an agitated chimp

omg lol. i cant remember what part of the game but when everyone is in the briefing room and she is monkey pacing back and forth *holds back laughter*..... it is absolutely one of my favorite cutscenes just because of her. i remember just looking at her pace and waiting for her to monkey-leap across the table, tear into someone's face and search their corpse for bananas with her monkey paws LOL hahahahahahha

*wipes tears from eyes*

... I actually think she is modelled after one of the best looking women on this planet, but that's just Opinion vs. Troll, though.

now now. we dont need name calling

anyway, i never said i didnt like her. i actually do. she's my favorite little monkey-girl. i just wish i could give her a banana in between missions & whatever hippos eat with their hippopotamus teeth

i wonder if as an LI she picks stuff out of sheps hair in bed at night like a real monkey would..... hmmm....

[HAGA NAGA]

Bebe77 wrote...

do you also acknowledge tali's "ginormous mishapen" a*s and garrus' hideous lizard face hmmm?

lol

yes! i mean turians are turians. no doubt about it. garrus is cool tho and hey i cant say it enough... i luv my little knuckle-draggin monkey-girl Miranda! *thinking of starting a "bananas for Miranda in ME3 support thread"*

aaaaaaand yes! Tali has a disproportionally large butt and actually it's her hips that are strangest to me.

not to mention the chicken legs and talons of both Garrus & Tali

fun  fun fun. i was just kinda focusing on the humans on the normandy cuz again... altho they are human... they're pretty damn weird lookin' to all be on the same ship

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 12 février 2012 - 12:37 .

[HAGA NAGA]

oops mis-post...............

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 12 février 2012 - 12:37 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Mr Massakka wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Zkyire wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

ah yes the "supermodels" point

nah nah jk BUT! lets keep in mind people.... umm Miranda Lawson was artificially & genetically altered for physical and mental traits. sooooooo...... maybe she should look like a supermodel? duh

but i suppose it is possible that she was genetically altered to have hippopotamus teeth of various inconsistent sizes and walk around like an agitated chimp

omg lol. i cant remember what part of the game but when everyone is in the briefing room and she is monkey pacing back and forth *holds back laughter*..... it is absolutely one of my favorite cutscenes just because of her. i remember just looking at her pace and waiting for her to monkey-leap across the table, tear into someone's face and search their corpse for bananas with her monkey paws LOL hahahahahahha

*wipes tears from eyes*

... I actually think she is modelled after one of the best looking women on this planet, but that's just Opinion vs. Troll, though.

Count me in on that as well.

[HAGA NAGA]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Zkyire wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

I think you played too much Final Fantasy, with those perfect puppie faces...

One of the reasons I stopped playing a lot of asian RPGs in general.

Main characters are usually children or teenagers.

And even the adults all look like they're 20 year old supermodels who are being photoshopped in real time.

ah yes the "supermodels" point

nah nah jk BUT! lets keep in mind people.... umm Miranda Lawson was artificially & genetically altered for physical and mental traits. sooooooo...... maybe she should look like a supermodel? duh

but i suppose it is possible that she was genetically altered to have hippopotamus teeth of various inconsistent sizes and walk around like an agitated chimp

omg lol. i cant remember what part of the game but when everyone is in the briefing room and she is monkey pacing back and forth *holds back laughter*..... it is absolutely one of my favorite cutscenes just because of her. i remember just looking at her pace and waiting for her to monkey-leap across the table, tear into someone's face and search their corpse for bananas with her monkey paws LOL hahahahahahha

*wipes tears from eyes*

... I actually think she is modelled after one of the best looking women on this planet, but that's just Opinion vs. Troll, though.

Count me in on that as well.

*hands Mr Massakka and AgitatedLemon both a banana to feed Miranda on their next mission*