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[Phaedon]

PREPARE AND SURVIVE




THIS IS A CIVIL DEFENCE PAMPHLET


No one wants war to happen, but we must prepare. This pamphlet will instruct you in constructing your own fallout room, evacuating, and surviving under invasion conditions. It comes along with the instructional video series "Prepare and Survive" which can be found on the public extranet.



This pamphlet features:


[*]A print-friendly checklist to really prepare for Mass Effect 3.[*]18-pages for Mass Effect and 2 main missions, assignments, as well as all the media, including the comics and novels.[*]All content shown in canonical timeline order.[*]Trivia information for the Mass Effect universe.[*]Space for you to write down your Shepard's facecode in case you want to import it for the demo.[/list]


ACCESS PREPARE AND SURVIVE
PREPARE AND SURVIVE THEME SONG (Not really)


SATISFIED CUSTOMERS


"This is amazing! Brilliant! Insanely brilliant! It belongs in a museum!"
-Indiana Jones, Raider of Lost Arks.


"Let it be known that I am not a satisfied customer."
-Darth Vader, Currently Unemployed.


"I really like the "Did you Know" parts. Really informative and accurate."-Dobby, Dead House Elf.


"I used to be funny once. At least, I think I was."
-Woody Allen, Failed Director.



PREPARE AND SURVIVE MERCHANDISE




Prepare and Survive T-Shirt 300 Credits
Prepare and Survive Tie 100 Credits
Prepare and Survive Underpants 1000000 Credits

Made by Mesina2 and Phaedon.

Modifié par Phaedon, 12 février 2012 - 09:08 .

[Maike91]

Thank you!!

[Dominus]

Wow, that is.... detailed.

I'd also like to nominate this as the theme song.

(from the pamphlet)DID YOU KNOW? In some islands of the Pacific, Martin Sheen is considered a deity.

Considering the blood of a tiger is resting within his son, it was a fair assumption.

I'll totally take that shirt, by the way.

Modifié par DominusVita, 12 février 2012 - 09:20 .

[ShadowSplicer]

Phaedon... You can have my first child.

[G3rman]

Go on...

[krol146]

Awesome timing. Im gonna go through the games, books and comics again starting tomorrow to prepare for ME3. This will make it a lot easier, thanks!

[Justicar]

I think you win.

[CroGamer002]

ShadowSplicer wrote...

Phaedon... You can have my first child.

What about me?

[JRCHOharry]

Mesina2 wrote...

ShadowSplicer wrote...

Phaedon... You can have my first child.

What about me?

You will marry Phaedon, it's the only option!

[CroGamer002]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

ShadowSplicer wrote...

Phaedon... You can have my first child.

What about me?

You will marry Phaedon, it's the only option!

...

I should go.

[N7Kopper]

'It takes 30 Cerberus agents to change a lamp. One to attempt to do so, one to remark that the lamp is actually a Reaper artifact, 25 to get indoctrinated, and 3 to persuade you about how the mission is actually a success.'
I lol'd, and then inb4cerberusdefender'd

[LGTX]

Awesome as always, Phaedon

[krol146]

Haha, just noticed that Deceptions type is listed as "toilet paper". Well done. One error though, you wrote retribution instead of redemption for the comic, so it says retribution twice.

[Halfdan The Menace]

Epic Mass Effect-Troll!!

[Phaedon]

DominusVita wrote...

Wow, that is.... detailed.

I'd also like to nominate this as the theme song.

I believed that we met the Disney reference limit with those silly Three Space Caballeros lyrics.

Also, Prepare and Survive is a parody of the brittish civil defence program:

Protect and Survive

[Phaedon]

Whoops

Someone deleted the Did You Know I referred to above.

It was something along the lines of: "Oooooh, we have the nav systems to guide us, Thane's here beside us, to pray as we go"

[CDRSkyShepard]

I love this.

That is all.

[geekpinata]

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[Phaedon]

Glad to hear that everyone is liking it.

Keep commenting though, we do want to keep the thread in the first page in order for as many people possible to get the checklist.

[Shepard's_Fist]

This is incredible Phaedon, thank you so much for putting in the huge effort that must have been required to produce this.

Also, your entry for Deception was spot on

[co_kkie]

nice.... really like this..

[geekpinata]

Hope you don't mind Phaedon, I posted it on a few of my tumblr pages (full credit and link back of course). It just exploded on there, too.

There's so much win. I image a lot of captioned photos coming from from stuff in this doc.

[SamT3N7]

 Really appreciate the effort.  I've been using these lists for my playthroughs for a while now.  Includes planet and mineral checklists if you're interested.  Thanks Phaedon!

EDIT:  Forgot to mention how entertaining I found the checklist!

Modifié par SamT3N7, 12 février 2012 - 10:05 .

[Shepard Lives]

Hot damn, Phae. You outdid yourself on this one.

[CDRSkyShepard]

ShepherdsFist_1025 wrote...

This is incredible Phaedon, thank you so much for putting in the huge effort that must have been required to produce this.

Also, your entry for Deception was spot on

Pretty much. Forgot the cereal, though.