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That we're English and that we **** sheep.


Irish? :huh:

We need a bigger clue than that to determine where you're from.


He's referring to Wales. Me and some old college friends take a trip there every year. In case you haven't noticed I'm British. Don't really need to tell you what people think of us. As for where I live, I live in a not so well known village. Not much is said about it. The closest town, Tamworth, is considered chav infested and for the most part sadly they are right.

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Newcastle upon Tyne: 'Chav' capital of the world.

Well it's not OK! That title belongs to Liverpool, innit bruv.

Wonderful accent though :P 

Talking in a national sense the thing that makes me rofl is that - 'No sex please, we're British', myth...... LMAO... I can't even tell you how many ways that's wrong :P

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I live in an igloo, eat whale blubber and tame polar bears.

Don't try too hard to guess, it's impossible.


Alaska?

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Jenova65 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

Newcastle upon Tyne: 'Chav' capital of the world.

Well it's not OK! That title belongs to Liverpool, innit bruv.

Wonderful accent though :P 

Talking in a national sense the thing that makes me rofl is that - 'No sex please, we're British', myth...... LMAO... I can't even tell you how many ways that's wrong :P


That always gets me reeling. XD

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Arcadian Legend wrote...

Jenova65 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

Newcastle upon Tyne: 'Chav' capital of the world.

Well it's not OK! That title belongs to Liverpool, innit bruv.

Wonderful accent though :P 

Talking in a national sense the thing that makes me rofl is that - 'No sex please, we're British', myth...... LMAO... I can't even tell you how many ways that's wrong :P


That always gets me reeling. XD

IKR.... it's such a lark..... :lol:

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Arcadian Legend wrote...

chunkyman wrote...

legion999 wrote...

That we're English and that we **** sheep.


Irish? :huh:

We need a bigger clue than that to determine where you're from.


He's referring to Wales. Me and some old college friends take a trip there every year. In case you haven't noticed I'm British. Don't really need to tell you what people think of us. As for where I live, I live in a not so well known village. Not much is said about it. The closest town, Tamworth, is considered chav infested and for the most part sadly they are right.


:D Haha, try growing up in Essex. I can't swing an ASBO without hitting a chav. I see them like some kind of horrifying ASBO Dalek, phone in one hand and a knife in the other " Haha this'll go on youtube." How I don't have that accent nor behave like them is strange.

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A lot of folks here think that's it's legal for two dudes to get hitched where I come from. Don't they know that it won't be until June 7?

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billy the squid wrote...

Arcadian Legend wrote...

chunkyman wrote...

legion999 wrote...

That we're English and that we **** sheep.


Irish? :huh:

We need a bigger clue than that to determine where you're from.


He's referring to Wales. Me and some old college friends take a trip there every year. In case you haven't noticed I'm British. Don't really need to tell you what people think of us. As for where I live, I live in a not so well known village. Not much is said about it. The closest town, Tamworth, is considered chav infested and for the most part sadly they are right.


:D Haha, try growing up in Essex. I can't swing an ASBO without hitting a chav. I see them like some kind of horrifying ASBO Dalek, phone in one hand and a knife in the other " Haha this'll go on youtube." How I don't have that accent nor behave like them is strange.


Haha, it's the same in my town (also in England, but in the north). The only time it ever gets mentioned is for it's prison, or that one time when they did an episode of Coppers about public drunkeness, and the whole episode was about my town. I've never been so proud to be surrounded by chavs. :lol:

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ReallyRue wrote...

billy the squid wrote...

Arcadian Legend wrote...

chunkyman wrote...

legion999 wrote...

That we're English and that we **** sheep.


Irish? :huh:

We need a bigger clue than that to determine where you're from.


He's referring to Wales. Me and some old college friends take a trip there every year. In case you haven't noticed I'm British. Don't really need to tell you what people think of us. As for where I live, I live in a not so well known village. Not much is said about it. The closest town, Tamworth, is considered chav infested and for the most part sadly they are right.


:D Haha, try growing up in Essex. I can't swing an ASBO without hitting a chav. I see them like some kind of horrifying ASBO Dalek, phone in one hand and a knife in the other " Haha this'll go on youtube." How I don't have that accent nor behave like them is strange.


Haha, it's the same in my town (also in England, but in the north). The only time it ever gets mentioned is for it's prison, or that one time when they did an episode of Coppers about public drunkeness, and the whole episode was about my town. I've never been so proud to be surrounded by chavs. :lol:


I know that feeling. I've seen the adverts for the reality TV series "the only way is Essex" or something of that nature and the characters make me cringe. Part of me wants to laugh at the silliness, the other wants to shout "Noooo this is not the way we behave." Image IPB

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My region, I don't know. They believe themselves to be more intelligent, moral and savvy than Americans by right of birth or something though - it sure as hell isn't because they are, the country is rammed with illiterate retarded criminals from one end to the other.




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Brits burned my families farm in Scotland to the ground during their imperial days.  My family had enough and moved to the USA


I can't work out what this means - were your family not Scottish then, or do you mean English?



legion999 wrote...

That we're English


Oh, the smiling patience it takes to point out that no, Welsh and Scottish are NOT the same as English. :whistle:

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Gotholhorakh wrote...

legion999 wrote...

That we're English


Oh, the smiling patience it takes to point out that no, Welsh and Scottish are NOT the same as English. :whistle:


Yeah, that kinda thing bugs me to no end as well.  People from outside the US (especially across the Atlantic) like to call anyone from the US a "yankee."  Southerners absolutely hate being called a yankee.  Hell, some of the more rural Southerners still call Northerners "damnyankees" (all one word) after a little something called the American Civil War.  Of course, said war has a lot of other names depending on where you come from.  The more reasonable people call it the "War Between the States," but some Southerners are still sour grapes and call it "The War of Northern Aggression."  To make it even more ridiculous, some Northerners retaliate by calling it "The War of Southern Rebellion."

So yeah, one of the most surefire ways to ****** off a Southerner that's proud of his heritage is to call him a yankee.

PS: What exactly does "chav" mean?  I don't think I've ever heard the word before.

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wizardryforever wrote...

PS: What exactly does "chav" mean?  I don't think I've ever heard the word before.

Oh dear... hhmmm... Think of the kind of absolute scumbag thats born to appear on The Jerry Springer Show, then multiply its offensiveness by about five. In American terms its like a mutant mixture of a frat boy(but will never ever make it to college), a wigger and the whitest trash you can imagine. They are a blight on the UK and Ireland, a genuine blight that you really can't comprehend unless you've been here and had to spend time dealing with their strange hive mind.

In some ways they are kind of like anti-Geth, the less of them there are: the more docile and closer to humanity they get. The more there are: the more aggressive and animal like they become, though thats an insult to animals and I apologise.

They hang around city centres and housing estates harrassing everyone they encounter (usually dressed in tracksuits and far too much jewellery) while off their heads on stella or weed at 3pm in the afternoon. The females are often more aggressive than the males towards non-chavs but will let the chav males smack the absolute sh*t out of them, three days after her beating she will be 6 months pregnant despite just giving birth a month ago, she is unsure who the father of either of these children is. No one knows how they achieve this or how chav mating rituals work but contraception seems to be against their religion.

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Yeah, that kinda thing bugs me to no end as well. People from outside the US (especially across the Atlantic) like to call anyone from the US a "yankee." Southerners absolutely hate being called a yankee. Hell, some of the more rural Southerners still call Northerners "damnyankees" (all one word) after a little something called the American Civil War.


During the presidency of the last George Bush, 'redneck' and 'cowboy' became popular pejoratives for Americans from Europeans as well. Of course I'm sure both were used long before W came to power, but it seemed to surpass 'yankee' in popularity during those 8 years.

It is just as humorous for an urban yankee (like myself) to be called a 'cowboy' or 'redneck' on the internet, as it is for a Southerner to be called a 'yankee' I'm sure. Silly Europeans...when will they ever get their regional insults right?

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That the suburbs up here all consist of rich liberal families that sound just like John Kerry perhaps?

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Han Shot First wrote...

Yeah, that kinda thing bugs me to no end as well. People from outside the US (especially across the Atlantic) like to call anyone from the US a "yankee." Southerners absolutely hate being called a yankee. Hell, some of the more rural Southerners still call Northerners "damnyankees" (all one word) after a little something called the American Civil War.


During the presidency of the last George Bush, 'redneck' and 'cowboy' became popular pejoratives for Americans from Europeans as well. Of course I'm sure both were used long before W came to power, but it seemed to surpass 'yankee' in popularity during those 8 years.

It is just as humorous for an urban yankee (like myself) to be called a 'cowboy' or 'redneck' on the internet, as it is for a Southerner to be called a 'yankee' I'm sure. Silly Europeans...when will they ever get their regional insults right?

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Well there are two things here - first, "yank" in the UK just means people from the USA, and that's where a lot of the English-speaking people in Europe are drawing the term from.

For them (much like the English/British thing from Americans) there is no specificity to the term, because really most of them are not aware, or are barely aware of the War of Independence - understanding that there's a difference between a yankee and another American is more in the domain of people who can manage to operate a book, than your general population of troglodytes and snydes. Consequently, when "yankee" which is a word, gets mixed in and used instead of yank (perhaps even sometimes to make it sound friendlier) it's done without any sense of meaning, I think.

The one I always find the most amusing (ref insults you mention since Bush tenure) is the snyde arrogance and discourtesy based on the idea of US foreign policy being cynically driven by considerations of oil, in favour of the evil callous Israel, and on the mandate of states filled with people who don't understand international relations or history, etc. I culd go on.

I have no particular political standpoint on any of that myself, but just from a historical POV - the colossal, hilarious irony of that sort of thing is evident to anyone vaguely aware of European member states' foreign policy decisions throughout the the last 40 or 50 years through the present day, and I don't just mean 1973.

I guess all places in the world have idiots. :)




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PS: What exactly does "chav" mean?  I don't think I've ever heard the word before.


Well, it's partially a label for people who spend their lives acting like asses - everywhere has them and they're no less pathetic or unpleasant in the UK. Nobody (else) wants to live near or be near them because of their rampant criminality and nobody (else) wants their kids exposed to their rampant immorality.

On the other side of the coin, it's also a term used by Brits to dehumanise and revile their own - that inevitable (massive) underclass of people with no [money/intellectual life/self respect] left swilling around society without jobs after the UK's industries collapsed, and without basic numeracy, literacy or life skills after 50 years of failed educational and social reform.

People find it very easy to disrespect and label people for their clothes or their apparent cultural tastes as "chavs" or "townies" on sight, and really tbh it's very very wrong. I freely admit I am as totally guilty of this as anyone else and even though it's because we get crap from chavs, it is still basically, at its core, wrong.

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vometia wrote...

Bad teeth, bad food, bad plumbing, needing our "asses" saving repeatedly, pining for our empire, everyone either living in "Bucking Ham Palace" or addressing their betters as "guv'nah"... the list seems endless and varies from the amusingly ridiculous to the quite irritating.


Hah, love it.

I remember once meeting someone who assumed I either had a butler, or was a butler, because, you know, British.

Also that Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are parts of England. Okay, that's kind of an easy mistake to make since England is the most famous one, I suppose. Still a bit irritating if you happen to be not English, though, like me. :/ 

The same person also believed that haggises were actual creatures living in the highlands of Scotland. To be fair, I loved this idea and actively encouraged the belief, pointing out several sub-species of greater and lesser haggis that the lady should watch out for. I'm an evil person and will probably end up in hell. Eating haggis.

Finally, some guy spoke at length to me about how impressed he was at the theme park a few miles away from where I lived, though did say there weren't as many rides as he'd have liked. There is no theme park. Turns out he was talking about a Victorian village called Haworth (which is where the Bronte sisters lived), and is an actual village. The guy refused to believe that it wasn't somewhere that had been created just for tourists. Sadly, I had to get off the train before I could ask him what he'd been on that he thought was a ride ...

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AllThatJazz wrote...
Also that Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are parts of England. Okay, that's kind of an easy mistake to make since England is the most famous one, I suppose. Still a bit irritating if you happen to be not English, though. 

Um, no, not at all. They are part of Great Britain and the United Kingdom but not England. Even I, someone who wasn't born in Englad or the UK or ever been there knows that. But what do I know, I supposedly ride kangaroos as a form of transport and drink vodka all the time:lol:

Edit: When I first read the thread title I thought it said Religion not region. Ignore my first post but I'm serious about the kangaroos.But beleive me the Drop Bears are real:P

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"....Japan has the best education system....."
WRONG!! Japanese schools are the worst.

Math is just a remembering game and is unbelievably hard. In my last Math exam, the average score of my class was a 35 out of 100 in a class of over 30 students.

The history text books are bias. All they talk about how they were the victims in WW2 but they never talk about the Rape of Nanking or how they were racist against the Chinese and Koreans. They don't even talk about the war in Europe all that much.

Everybody takes 6 years of English but none of them can say a single sentence because we don't practice how to speak the language at all. Just reading and writing.

Normally in America you have "No pass no play" Grades come before sports. In Japanese high schools, it's the opposite. A lot of sporting events take place during the weekday so you get to miss a week of class to play whatever sport you play. I guess the school's pathetic reputation in sports is more important than their students.

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Chanegade wrote...

"....Japan has the best education system....."
WRONG!! Japanese schools are the worst.


Everybody takes 6 years of English but none of them can say a single sentence because we don't practice how to speak the language at all. Just reading and writing.



You're right. Top Gear guys have severe problem of communicating with the Japanese when they were racing there!

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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

Chanegade wrote...

"....Japan has the best education system....."
WRONG!! Japanese schools are the worst.


Everybody takes 6 years of English but none of them can say a single sentence because we don't practice how to speak the language at all. Just reading and writing.



You're right. Top Gear guys have severe problem of communicating with the Japanese when they were racing there!


To be fair, though, Clarkson has difficulties communicating at the best of times! :P

Also, @Andarthiel - I love the idea of riding kangaroos (especially while drinking vodka) - it's a crying shame that's not true! :wizard:

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Andarthiel_Demigod wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...
Also that Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are parts of England. Okay, that's kind of an easy mistake to make since England is the most famous one, I suppose. Still a bit irritating if you happen to be not English, though. 

Um, no, not at all. They are part of Great Britain and the United Kingdom but not England.


Hehe, I'm evil, but your overconfidence hath wrong-footed you - Northern Ireland isn't on Great Britain, it's on Ireland (Great Britain is an island the biggest blob of land in the archipelago).

United Kingdom: The union of nations people refer to as "Britain" quite a lot.
British Isles: Is not a country/union but the whole archipelago plus the channel islands, it includes Ireland.
Great Britain: Prydein, the biggest Island (of thousands) in the British Isles.
British Islands: Nobody says this, but it's an old legal entity which is all of the British Isles with the Republic of Ireland missing.

Not confusing at all. :bandit:

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AllThatJazz wrote...

The same person also believed that haggises were actual creatures living in the highlands of Scotland.

Don't mislead the poor forum folk, you know perfectly well that haggises are real creatures!  Do you want to be responsible for some poor visitor to the Highlands being mauled by a feral haggis because they believed they weren't actual animals?  You know as well as I do that they're a major problem for remote farmers, killing scores of sheep and cows, and even small (and not so small) children have gone missing after wild haggis have been sighted in the area.  Scary things.  Tasty, though.

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I was wondering why this thread was able to get to 4 pages, and then I realized that the title was "... about your region" and not "... about your religion".

Darn dsylexia...

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vometia wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

The same person also believed that haggises were actual creatures living in the highlands of Scotland.

Don't mislead the poor forum folk, you know perfectly well that haggises are real creatures!  Do you want to be responsible for some poor visitor to the Highlands being mauled by a feral haggis because they believed they weren't actual animals?  You know as well as I do that they're a major problem for remote farmers, killing scores of sheep and cows, and even small (and not so small) children have gone missing after wild haggis have been sighted in the area.  Scary things.  Tasty, though.


*mumbles* sorry 'bout that folks. And mind the haggises. Or is it haggi?

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The one that never fails to amuse is the concept of distance. When I was in Ireland I was chatting with an Irishman who was planning to go to San Francisco the following month for business. He offered to drive down and see me during his trip. He would be in the U.S. for one week. I live in Atlanta.

To be fair, my Canadian friends say it's even worse up there. If ever you plan on going from Halifax to Calgary, for the stampede don'tchaknow, plan on it taking a bit and plan on flying.

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