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[Kara Nan]

Here is the whimsical tale of Commander Shepard and the email conspiracy.



Even in person, Liara spams Shepard.

Javik confirms Shepard's suspicions.

Shepard is disappointed in the crew.


Dude, doesn't matter, can editor!

[Foryou]

[quote]Scary Shepard wrote...

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AAAAAAWwwwwwwww:wub:

[Achaewa]

Chris Priestly?

Modifié par Achaewa, 26 avril 2012 - 01:36 .

[Shepenwepet]

I was so amazed that the same odd phrase showed up twice in completely different videos that I had to make this.








...Shepard's not buying it.

[evisneffo]

Haha, you're good at this. It's always cool to see how you manage to string together these nonsense clips into coherent (if silly) sentences.

[Shepenwepet]

I try to focus on one idea at a time - I actually spent several days looking for a sub that started with "we need..", only to stumble on my ideal screen tonight. Wasn't expecting to find one that only said "we need." I probably let loads of good screens go by, as they weren't what I was looking for. The ones that really stand out I grab, though. And even mundane little connectors, like "he said" or "anyway", I usually grab those to make "stories" flow better.

I'm still working on Jealousy and Groceries in the back of my mind, but then this shot popped up:


...and now I'm composing a letter to Diana Allers from the squadmates. They are not impressed with her.

[xsdob]

Fidget6 wrote...

Two more before I go to work:

MARAUDER SHIELDS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xsdob]

Two short ones I found from this video,



Dammit Conrad, i need you to get schematics for me, not steal them from me.



....I got nothing.

[sole-destiny]

Err...


Garrus changed his name:


Transcribe Audio seems to think that "emergency induction port" (I think that was the line it was captioning, part of the line anyway) means "I want a divorce":

[Kara Nan]

Garrus' expert advice.


On second thought...

[Shepenwepet]

Previously on Jealousy and Groceries

Today on Jealousy and Groceries:

Shepard must make a choice..


Should she mend things with Kaidan..?


Or should she run off with Thane?


Her friends think that she should make a clean break with both of them and start anew...



But she's still not sure...


Meanwhile, Jack's neighbors, Legion and Aria, are fed up with the noise Jack's boyfriend's varren is making...

...so they call on an old friend to help...



And Garrus, intent on stopping Greg, the leader of the drugs, enlists the help of Wrex, who has had a shady past himself.


Wrex goes undercover, posing as an extremely subtle drug dealer


...will they stop Greg?


....will Ginger Rogers kill Jack's boyfriend's varren?


...will Shepard choose Kaidan or Thane?

...on Jealousy and Groceries!

Episode 3

...I have to say, that creating a "story" in which you are at the mercy of butchered captions to tell it for you is quite an experience. I mean, come on.. Ginger Rogers....and still no groceries. Although, i did have something planned there, but I misplaced a vital line from Nassana Dantius that I just can't seem to find again. There's always next time. Technically there's no jealousy either, but that's definitely coming..

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 12 juillet 2013 - 12:55 .

[hot_heart]

 Oh dear, the thought of Wrex standing behind people on elevators, asking, "Anyone for drugs?" has me in tears with laughter. 

[Zeel1]

Okay so it seems as though I can post pictures now, so let me share what I wanted to a week and a half ago...

Some social commentary from Mordin:












Meanwhile, Eve introduces herself to Legion:

[sole-destiny]

Tali's new expertise:



Shepard tells her boyfriend everything:


Shepard and Kaidan discuss their past lives:


And now...

*goes to bed for a good night*

[Kara Nan]

@Zeel1: lol the text is even in character, brilliant.

YouTube gives Javik the funniest lines. Some are so out of character, like: 

This cracks me up every time. I just cannot imagine him saying it.



Possibly also ponies and sunshine.



That was... unexpected.



If you know what I mean.



Not sure what he's saying, but it sounds dirty.


And this, linked for bad language.

That's enough for now.

[Shepenwepet]

sole-destiny wrote...
Shepard tells her boyfriend everything:

....i'm a grown woman and i'm laughing at poo jokes. Even Tali is disgusted with me.

[Sicarious 57]

i dont get it

[Zeel1]

Apparantly, the Collectors have placed someone on trial.



This case's verdict, however, is... well, kind of incomprehensible...





Pistol Dentist for new MP class!



...Kinda seems like an understated sound effect for this...


SEEMS LEGIT


But you know, I've discovered that these don't always have to completely alter the dialogue to be funny. Sometimes just one or two words changed can make all the difference...



And sometimes it can also be funny the few times transcribe audio actually decides to work properly...



Here, Shepard attempts to copy Mordin's social commentary... but he struggles to think of anything.




So he decides to just spout some gibberish instead.





EDI has been accused of watching too much TV, and letting herself be distracted from work by it...


Speaking of EDI - there is but one thing can truly traumitize her...



Soo, can we talk, Mordin?

Ah... right... yeah, you'd better get on that...

Shepard decides that the attack on Collector base is as good a time as any to randomly flirt...


But he has some interesting questions as well...



Incidentally, he's rather Bi-Polar when it comes to vehicles.

[hot_heart]

"You've probably never heard of him..."


Shaman so lonely

Modifié par hot_heart, 29 avril 2012 - 04:27 .

[Shepenwepet]

Zeel1 wrote...
But you know, I've discovered that these don't always have to completely alter the dialogue to be funny. Sometimes just one or two words changed can make all the difference...

Truth. Here's a few good ones.

(..only happens in the vids)


("I wish the best for you, Thane.")



But then, there are times when insanity prevails...

[sole-destiny]

Shepard was trying to learn how to dance but forgot what step he was on:


Shepard was not impressed by Jenkins and gave him a new name:


Shepard has her priorities in order:

[evisneffo]

@hot_heart: Most of his people won't return home for dinner haha that one's great :lol:


Meanwhile:

[hot_heart]

Catchy clan name.


Grunt's got teen spirit


Woah, woah! I thought this was just dealing with Grunt's puberty...


Things are about to get SERIOUS.

Modifié par hot_heart, 30 avril 2012 - 01:51 .

[Shepenwepet]

Even EDI is appalled by the horrid stereotype that Jacob has become.



So is Mordin.

[Boradam]

Conrad returns!

The Ballad of Conrad:










Then, just mere seconds later...








And in other news, the truth is revealed!

Modifié par Boradam, 01 mai 2012 - 03:51 .