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[Delta-Zephyr]

The true reason why C-Sec put up checkpoints.
  
Zaeed is always willing to do advertising.

 

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 23 juillet 2012 - 02:41 .

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On Cronos Station, Shepard discovers that the Illusive Man didn't want her rebuilt exactly as she was.

[Shepenwepet]

^Garrus shows Shepard that he couldn't spring for a Lazarus Project-style rebuild....

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**** YEAH! No, wait, I look like Canada. CANADA!



*hic* Nooo...

...but, now that you mention it, there was that one time...


What did Cerberus dooooo?!






Tali is a mean drunk.

Modifié par hot_heart, 24 juillet 2012 - 11:41 .

[Shepenwepet]

Looks like someone threw their lucky red hat in with the whites...


finally getting around to starting episode 4 of Jealousy and Groceries...i'll try not to forget about it this time lol

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Shepenwepet wrote...
Looks like someone threw their lucky red hat in with the whites...

I know Jack has a lucky orange. She might have a hat though...

[Rockworm503]

The Party Temple will never die!!

[Shepenwepet]

I know this isn't your average Mass Effect-centric Party Temple, but I saw that first line and couldn't resist digging through Resident Evil.





...really random, I know

[Arcadian Legend]

It's official. Liara kills off those who can't spell even simple words. Is she doing the universe a favour? You decide. She's on nobody's payroll however.

Poor Leon. He was really looking forward to his stint in Resi 6. Ah well, guess Claire will take his place.

[IllusiveShepard]

Shepenwepet wrote...

I know this isn't your average Mass Effect-centric Party Temple, but I saw that first line and couldn't resist digging through Resident Evil.

*sinp*

Haha you done good son! 

[Shepenwepet]

After the Reaper war, Shepard offers to set Miranda up with a friend of hers, but runs into problems. Miranda is disappointed.


Miranda decides to opt out.

[Delta-Zephyr]

Victus isn't too happy about missing the battle of all time.

Shepard needs help from  Anderson.
 
Unfortunately Anderson isn't as helpful as Shepard thought.
 

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 27 juillet 2012 - 02:39 .

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Shepenwepet wrote...
Miranda decides to opt out.

Parents can be so embarrassing...

[Shepenwepet]

Cutlass-Cougar wrote...


Victus isn't too happy about missing the battle of all time.

Vasir has a suggestion...

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Shepard wasn't too good at improvising.


Maybe it really was old age...

Tupari Sports Drinks switched from self-aggrandising adverts to pseudo-philosophical titbits

[Shepenwepet]

File this under "things you should never say after 'Hey, I've seen you guys before, haven't I?' "





..You're not? I certainly am.

[Shepenwepet]

Liara explains the real reason for her absence in Mass Effect 2.




.......

[Shepenwepet]

Nassana hired the best security money can buy.

"The building is completely secure, right?"



And just another random mess. After the words "drugs", "servers" and "tickets", one word that pops up a lot in transcribed audio is "cancer", where it usually becomes a verb.

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"You humans are all racist!"


Liara hadn't quite got a handle on using humour to work through tragedy


I'm looking at one right now.

[Shepenwepet]

It's a little smaller and only focused on one 'storyline', but i think I can churn these out quicker. Enjoy!

Jealousy and Groceries: Episode 4

Kaidan continues his tirade in Painful Secrets Grocers, much to the enjoyment of a growing crowd of shoppers.


He doesn't seem to understand the concept of the "indoor voice", Shepard tries to quiet him down.



Her pleas fall on deaf ears, and Kaidan proceeds to pour his heart out.





Thane cuts in, obviously believing it's all an act, and that "once a cheater, always a cheater."



Kaidan blasts back,


It's at this point that a very irate Liara storms through the crowd and over to Shepard.



It seems that her store security guards were so preoccupied with watching the drama unfold that Benezia managed to shoplift without being caught.


Shepard apologizes, feeling responsible.




Liara then shoos the crowd back into the grocery aisles. As the crowd disperses, someone tosses back a small round object, and it lands with a clunk at Kaidan's and Thane's feet.

It's a grenade.




CLIFFHANGER! Who threw the grenade? Will they survive? Sure, Shepard and Liara have plot armor, but Kaidan and Thane?



Episode 5

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 12 juillet 2013 - 12:59 .

[Shepenwepet]

Now that the genophage is cured, the krogan need to organize activities for all the children. This ad was recently featured in the Tuchanka Herald:









In addition to housing horrible criminals, Purgatory is looking into getting revenge on a certain shifty-looking creature.



...you know, normally by this time of the month, I'm in danger of exceeding bandwidth on my photobucket account. (mine rolls over on the 11th). This time, however, I'm only at 26%.

People are abandoning the Party Temple in droves, it seems.

So again,


If the Party Temple dies,

[Delta-Zephyr]

 Patry Temple end? Not on my watch.


The true reason why the asari councilor didn't show up at the summit.



 
Uh Shepard... that's Garrus.

 
We will not go down quietly.

 
...okay. 

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 02 août 2012 - 07:43 .

[Shepenwepet]

More posts because it's a lazy day around here.

Hackett comes up with a new plan to stop the reapers, and runs his idea by Shepard and Liara.


Liara seems game.




*three hours of "sexual practice" later...*

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Haha. Last one is brilliant.

As for the thread, we just need to...