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Cutlass-Cougar wrote...

 

The true reason why the asari councilor didn't show up at the summit.

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Page 3? Oh-ho, no...

I may expand on this later, as I haven't had time to look around lately, but, here's something to bump the thread.

Shepard, unlucky in love, joins an online dating site and uploads a short video of himself.



...he's surprised he's gotten no messages.

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I don't know how I ended up in Dragon Age videos, but...

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Javik's purpose.


Jack's secret is out.


Dudeshep

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"Shepard, we may die here, but I've always wanted you to know...

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Yeah, I don't blame you, Ashley. They're an untrustworthy lot.




The party temple will never die!


.....I hate the new font I'm seeing on all the videos I view now. (^ including that one) Sometimes it blends in with the background and it makes it hard to read. Seems to just be a google chrome issue, though, as firefox has the standard font.

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Tali is at her wit's end, yet finds no help from Shepard or Garrus.

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Here some more randomness for everyone's enjoyment.

Zymandis reveals his true intentions. 



I didn't know programs could drink.

 
The maple tree is okay?  Good I was starting to get worried.

Captain Enyala explains Eclipse's specialty.  
 

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 09 août 2012 - 02:07 .

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Even in captions, Joker is being sarcastic about Vrolik Syndrome


Tactical advice...

...or a creepy invitation to sex?


Why...why would they have built such a thing?! Unless he's referring to that hip new club on the Citadel...

Sovereign's real name revealed.

"Oh, that Marcia. Such a naughty little Reaper."

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hot_heart wrote...


Why...why would they have built such a thing?! 

If there's an elevator made out of chocolate fudge cake, a men's clothing store named Petticoat Castle, salad guns and lucky oranges, why not a rectum monument?

I believe that was the oddest sentence I've ever typed.

Here's a few randoms, the first one having made me laugh for a solid minute, and I'm not quite sure why.


Perhaps it was the use of "has",in present tense, which implies she's alive...but murdered. My brain hurts.

Speaking of murdered wives...

...."I would have told you to romance Garrus!"

 Oh, I went there. 


....

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hot_heart wrote...

Javik's purpose.

I didn't know Javik was secretely best friends with Hank Hill. 

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Greed1914 wrote...
I didn't know Javik was secretely best friends with Hank Hill. 

"Dangit, primitives!"

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Even though Grissom Academy is crawling with Cerberus and the students' lives are in danger, Kahlee Sanders deems it appropriate to start a sex education lecture.



..so that's what all these black plastic bits are? ...Interesting choice, Katie. Remind me to never order the citrus salad again.


...or the asparagus.

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Shepard recruits Garrus and immediately gets down to some SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[Arcadian Legend]

Sweet, where do I sign up?

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Haha, damn. Me too!

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^I believe there are recruitment offices in

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Shepard and Jacob have a bit of downtime and decide to give Diana Allers that interview she keeps asking about.

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Haha. Breakfast is always the lead story when it comes to Kai Leng.

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Teenage Wrex can't stand staying home with his folks.

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"Oh, come on, you make it sound worse than it is. It's just one. One reporter!"


OK...


All the other vampires have gone straight, you see.

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Yup, guy waving a gun in your face, clearly agitated. NEGATIVE FOR VIOLENCE.

JaG episode 5 is shaping up nicely, but I'm having a hard time finding relevant Wrex shots. It's like youtube realized its obsession with the word "drugs" and stopped using it.

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Shepenwepet wrote...
It's like youtube realized its obsession with the word "drugs" and stopped using it.

It'll be back for another fix. It always is.

[Carmin_Steele]

Love this thread.

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Jack tells her boss that she had a good reason for leaving work early yesterday.



She also comes across character usage data from ME2.