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[hot_heart]

Javik: disturbed individual

[hot_heart]

Javik: next k-pop sensation

[Shepenwepet]

Sometimes that "Investigate" option should be left untouched.

[Edolix]

^^ LOL

[Shepenwepet]

The original idea of how to get Turian support in ME3:

[Shepenwepet]

If anyone ever tells you that you need proof to back up your argument, you tell 'em:


Javik admits to being a lifelong liar:

[wafflecannon02]

I've been looking at this thread for months. Tonight, I found this video: www.youtube.com/watch
Talk about pure meta gold.





Why Subtitles are better:

Also, this:


There's more to that vid. It can get... steamy.

EDIT: accidentally deleted them... working on it!
EDIT 2: Should be better now.

Modifié par wafflecannon02, 28 octobre 2012 - 03:08 .

[Shepenwepet]

hot_heart wrote...


Not all Prothean discoveries would help against the Reapers...

However, it's too late for Brynn...


JaG should be next week sometime... having some major issues with the drug bust/showdown, as transcribed audio isn't giving me anything to work with. I have one solution, but it's beyond ridiculous. Not quite on the level of Ginger Rogers murdering a varren, but still ridiculous. I really should revisit that storyline. JaG needs more Legion.

[wafflecannon02]

 Shepenwepet, would this help?

[Shepenwepet]

lol, postponing the galaxy seems like a last resort, but it's good to know I have that option. I may have "written" myself into a corner, as Kai Leng/Greg has very few lines in ME3, and those that he has are rarely picked up by youtube. I'm relying on other people's lines staying up as the camera switches to Kai Leng.

And since I don't like posting here without a picture, have this nugget of wisdom from Thane.

[wafflecannon02]

 The Catalyst's been getting bad PR. He decided to try and change that.

After all, he did have a nice house to throw it in.

It had some great snacks.

He invited over a psychic.

At dinner time, he asked the guests what they wanted to eat.

The Illusive Man had a problem with the dessert, but Shepard tells him to simmer down.


And then there was one crazy stripper.


But eventually, it was time for everyone to leave. He decided to give some useful advice.

It was expensive,

[Shepenwepet]

I kinda sorta got sidetracked thanks to Virtue's Last Reward, but I will be back to the Party Temple in a day or two.


Hopefully I'll finish the darn thing tonight.

[wafflecannon02]

 Oh, good. When I decided to post here, I forgot about how threads tend to die after I post in them.

Here's some one-offs:







Also, ever since I have gotten used to this,

[Shepenwepet]

wafflecannon02 wrote...

 Oh, good. When I decided to post here, I forgot about how threads tend to die after I post in them.

Rest assured, the party temple will not die. Here, let's have a celebratory

There's also beer ale, if you prefer.

[Shepenwepet]

Just had a huge breakthrough regarding Jealousy and Groceries, finally. Decided to go with the "super ridiculous" answer, because really, there's no other way to do things in the Party Temple.

For right now, here's Udina calling an emergency meeting of the council, because he finds he's been the victim of a disgusting prank.


He's sure it's someone's dog, because surely no person would -



Udina has now switched the locks on all his doors.

[hot_heart]

Mordin offers his own thoughts on the ME3 story, in scientific terms, obviously.

[wafflecannon02]

^The stargazers have some thoughts on the Extended Cut.

 
Javik gives some thoughts on Leviathan, and the series in general.

[Shepenwepet]

JaG coming tomorrow, was trying for tonight so I could use this:

...but it was not to be. Just gotta wrap up a few bits and we're good to go.

But I do have this. Looks like Salkie has more important things to do than hunt down Archangel.


Good night all!

[Shepenwepet]

Jealousy and Groceries: Episode 7

Garrus, Wrex, Victus and their teams are still stuck in the warehouse, surrounded by Greg and his thugs, who, for some reason, have not opened fire or advanced. Taking advantage of the odd breather, they try to devise a plan of action. Harkin has an insightful suggestion.

He recalls something he learned from Kal Reegar...


Wrex has a better idea. He turns to Traynor and another female officer, who he has learned is named Sarah.


Yes, his suggestion is to have the two of them go out there and flash the enemy army. While Greg and his men are distracted, they'll escape and call for backup.

Mordin, who is clearly high on something...

(try again, Professor.)

...is quick to put his stamp of approval on Wrex's plan.

(Sarah is less than impressed, judging by her reaction.)

Garrus also thinks it's a good idea...


...but not Javik.


He is shot down, however, due to the fact that his last suggestion was even more ridiculous. Garrus laughs and recalls...

Even Wrex hadn't agreed to that one.


When it becomes clear the two women aren't budging, Garrus decides it's time to turn on the charm, because apparently his voice has a certain effect on a rather large chunk of the human female population. He turns to them and says




Traynor laughs.



Sarah, however, is not one to back down from a challenge. She smirks and calls Garrus' bluff.


As she heads for the front door, she's given several pointers.



She steps outside, shouting,


Javik can only shake his head in disbelief.



--------


After about thirty minutes of waiting, the two aliens leave the hospital computer, and Shepard, Kaidan and Thane quickly move in. Curious, Shepard hits the back button to see what had enraptured the previous users for half an hour.


She quickly navigates away, and after a few Space Googles, she finds where the pictures appeared to originate from. It appears to be a gossip website called


There are over

of her and her friends, and that's just on the main page. There are whole archives of the stuff. Her stomach turns.

Kaidan agrees.


Noticing three of her friends crowded around the hospital computer, Jack figures she should go say hi. When she gets a glimpse of one of the pictures on the screen...

...her face goes pale.

Shepard gets her up to speed on the situation, and Jack is eager to help them track down this scumbag voyeur. Although...


Scrolling down to the bottom of the page, Shepard is beyond surprised to find contact information for the website creator. She gasps as she recognizes the number. She grabs Jack's phone and begins dialing furiously.

When she hears the familiar voice on the other end say hello, she lets him have it.



The geth sounds genuinely puzzled.




Legion goes on to explain that he didn't take the photos, he collected them, in order to study human relationships, because that's what all robots everywhere ever do.




Shepard doesn't have the patience, cutting in,

Because if Legion didn't take the pictures, who did?

The geth obligingly replies,

Shepard is utterly flummoxed. Liara took these pictures?



She hangs up and hands Jack back her phone, stunned into silence. She'd be even more stunned if Liara hadn't named her freaking grocery store "Painful Secrets."

But it still doesn't add up - Liara wouldn't have risked blowing up a big chunk of her store with a grenade, nor did she ever show any intentions toward Shepard. While the asari was still going to get a bit more than a stern talking to, Shepard still had to find out who was sending her these -

Her phone then notified her of another text. She dug it out of her pocket, looking down to read it.

...back at the warehouse, Javik sat sheltered by the far wall, plunking out a message on his space phone. Why he chose to do this and not actually call the cops or someone is something only he knows.



Tune in next time! Among other things, you'll find out


...seriously, she has that name for a reason. I was resistant to make a "new character", but the amount of shots I have that mention the name Sarah has become too hard to ignore.

Episode 8

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 12 juillet 2013 - 01:04 .

[Auintus]

 I don't know how to do this, but: This video 1:58 If anyone thinks it's worth doing, go nuts.

[Shepenwepet]

...close enough.

@Auintus - all you have to do is hit print screen when you find a funny line, then open Paint and copy it into there, cutting off all the excess. Then you can upload it to Photobucket or a simliar site, and use the img code it provides to post it here.

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 09 novembre 2012 - 07:49 .

[Tibbur]

 

Modifié par Tibbur, 09 novembre 2012 - 09:39 .

[The Love Runner]

Great to see the Party Temple is in the fan creation section now. Keep up the good work.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 10 novembre 2012 - 03:39 .

[Arcadian Legend]

Thought I'd poke in. It's been what, a month? Looks like more people really are taking notice now.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 12 novembre 2012 - 06:50 .

[Shepenwepet]

Shala'Raan cruelly denies Kaidan's dying wish: