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[hot_heart]

wafflecannon02 wrote...
There's another interesting picture I found, but I cannot post it. In fact, that's why it is interesting - the caption only says... let's just call it "the C word."

I think most people are over the Catalyst by now...

...Oh!

[Shepenwepet]

wafflecannon02 wrote...
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Yes, posting this made me feel dirty and immature, but the captions fit a little too well to do anything else with them.

Dirty and immature? On the BSN? Naaawww...

[AustereLemur799]

This continues to be my fave thread on the BSN. So much win, it's unreal .

Keep it up! 

[wafflecannon02]

 Alright, all of you are encouraging me!



I swear to god, my next post will not actually contain anything sexual, but will still be humorous. I promise.

[Shepenwepet]

--- A short vignette on the hazards of prolonged exposure to this thread---

After a wild night of partying at the temple, Kaidan wound up in the hospital. Shepard pays him a visit.


His answer confuses her.


A little unnerved, she asks


He appears to ponder the question a while, replying with a smile,


Shepard is now starting to become seriously concerned.


Kaidan shrugs.


Shepard breaks down at his bedside, plaintively begging


And the cheerfully oblivious response...


---fin---

That's right, folks. proceed with caution.

[wafflecannon02]

Shepard suspected that he was going to speak with the Illusive Man at the Mars Archives, but he never expected this.

For Shepard, the new identity and lightning-based powers changed nothing. He knows what Cerberus did!


The two events were unrelated, and only the second one was henious, but that doesn't change anything. Blood was on his hands and the hands of his henchmen. However, Shepard still wondered about Michael Shock's motives.


Micheal Shock is, of course referring to former United States ambassador to Denmark Richard "Dick" Swett.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett
Why, what did you think he was talking about?

Modifié par wafflecannon02, 28 novembre 2012 - 11:25 .

[wafflecannon02]

 ^Sounds interesting. Meet the villain:

[wafflecannon02]

 BobTheReaper touched on an important aspect of Party Temple; it exposes that all characters have vices. Harbinger, for example, is a Party Templar just like us:

Petrovsky too:

This is the real reason Aria hates him so much.

Of course, she's obsessed with Harry Potter:

Udina? Strippers, prostitutes, et cetera.

Anserson's cool, right?

...he's actually mentally unstable.

Liara, as previously shown, is a bit of a perv.

Party Temple: providing hilarious character derailment since 2012.

[Shepenwepet]

Shepard and Jack are really taking this suicide mission seriously.



This is the first Thane has heard of their plans.

[Shepenwepet]

just a few shots that I doubt I'll be able to do anything with...
..oh, wait... I'll mash a few together.

Shepard and Hackett have gotten into the habit of calling each other names over the vid-comm.


Kaidan thinks Shepard could come up with a better name than that for Hackett, reminding her of several facts about the admiral.


Garrus has proof of this.


Shepard is doubtful of this.

Garrus staggers away.

[Shepenwepet]

And now a quick shot for the morning. Well, afternoon here.

I've been thinking about branching out into the Dragon Age fan creation forums. All that cc'd dialogue... untouched... I mean, come on... **LANGUAGE WARNING**

That's not saying I'd ditch the Party Temple, I'd just be opening.... hmm...


I wonder if the DA2 forums are still even active enough to try.

[Shepenwepet]

Yep, sounds like Jesus.

JaG should be up tonight or tomorrow, just been having a bit of trouble with the Greg bits. (never thought I'd be desperate for more Kai Leng content, but there you are). Once I get Wrex and co. out of there, I'll be sitting pretty for weeks.

[wafflecannon02]

BobtheReaper wrote...

Somebody started a DA thread party temple some time ago but it didn't get past the first page.

Like your stuff.

The thing is, I doubt Dragon Age has as much potential as Mass Effect does.

From what I can gather, what makes Mass Effect a caption goldmine are as follows:

1. Amount of dialogue
2. Nouns made up just for the franchise (Quarian, Sur'kesh, Garrus, etc.)
3. Voice distortion effects

Dragon Age has the first. However, fantasy settings mostly use the same terms as other fantasy settings. This means that the voice recognition may translate them properly. I'm guessing that it has less of #3, but I haven't played it, so I cannot make a judgement in that regard.

I don't feel like making a story, so I'll let Zaeed tell one of his.

That pretty much sums up ALL of your stories, doesn't it?

[Shepenwepet]

wafflecannon02
From what I can gather, what makes Mass Effect a caption goldmine are as follows:

1. Amount of dialogue
2. Nouns made up just for the franchise (Quarian, Sur'kesh, Garrus, etc.)
3. Voice distortion effects

Dragon Age has the first. However, fantasy settings mostly use the same terms as other fantasy settings. This means that the voice recognition may translate them properly. I'm guessing that it has less of #3, but I haven't played it, so I cannot make a judgement in that regard.

Youtube transcribed audio has trouble with the most basic of sentences.

"Drop us off" becomes


I'm quite sure DA would work just as well, but it doesn't matter anyway, those forums are dead. Perhaps when DA: Inquisition is released, Petticoat Castle will open its doors.

[Shepenwepet]

Was planning on having JaG done a few days ago, but I had a few RL things to take care of. Hopefully it'll be soon. I can say with some confidence that the gap between the next few episodes will be shorter.

But anyway.

Udina considers posing for some photos:


...here you go.

[The Aesthetic Ghant]

Where did you go? I love you so...

[Shepenwepet]

While I can't speak for everyone else, I know I'm still around, and I'm trying to find the time to get back here.

There's no lack of material, that's for sure. The "Javik texts Shepard" bit in JaG was a bit of a hasty decision based only on one panel I'd seen -

...but you'd swear that it actually happened if you go by Youtube's transcribed audio in Javik's cutscenes. It worked out beautifully.

I'll see if I can work on JaG tonight, it's almost done, I think.

Here's some Multiple Personality Tali.

[Auintus]

The Illusive Man would like to say something to Shepenwepet.


(There's gotta be a witty follow-up somewhere)

Modifié par Auintus, 08 décembre 2012 - 12:47 .

[Auintus]

Anybody know how much a surfer costs?




And Shepard is helping white southerners into the Citadel's supposed precipitation.



The firey background does not help your cause, just sayin'.

Modifié par Auintus, 08 décembre 2012 - 12:49 .