Jacob, please, Nassana's just been murdered. Can you do that somewhere else?
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 12:46
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Jacob, please, Nassana's just been murdered. Can you do that somewhere else?
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 02:06
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Shepenwepet wrote...
Jacob, please, Nassana's just been murdered. Can you do that somewhere else?
It's the greatest PRIIIIIZE of all time, though!
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 03:24
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Good to see this thread is still alive.
Too bad I don't have anything funny to submit.
Too bad I don't have anything funny to submit.
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 03:31
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Yeah, I think he knows. That face certainly isn't subtle. It's actually pretty creepy.
I've been trying to finish JaG, I'm currently at 42 panels and I keep finding more that I've saved up and can't let go of. The episode after this one is also pretty much done, that one made itself.
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 06:23
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Jealousy and Groceries: Episode 8
To everyone but Wrex's surprise, his distraction idea seems to be working.
Not bothering to think about how ridiculous the situation has gotten, Garrus starts herding people toward the back door.
Mordin doesn't want to.
Wrex takes a final glance outside and witnesses a surprising exchange.
He watches as Sarah heads calmly through the army of mercs toward Greg and Kolyat, handing the silly cyborg space ninja a data disc.
Wrex isn't quite sure what's going on here, only that it isn't good. He's a little worried about what information Sarah just handed over to The Leader of the Drugs. Garrus, who has joined Wrex at the window, hisses,
But now is not the time to discuss this, as Greg has just decided to bring in the gunship,
...calling for the mercs to advance as he, Kolyat and Sarah bravely leap aboard the ship and fly off. Bravely.
The building begins to shake and shudder under the assault of rockets and assorted pew-pew as Garrus and Wrex scramble for the exit.
After Mordin's television is destroyed in a hail of bullets, Garrus' order makes sense to him.
They run outside, trying to remember where they parked their shuttles. They're greeted by Tali, who hurriedly waves them over to hide behind a chest-high wall. It appears she's there to help. or at least to try to help.
She calls out,
Suddenly the sky is filled with gunships and shuttles emblazoned with the insignia of the
Tali tells the others to get to safety while she takes care of things, but that's against every instinct Wrex has.
Victus agrees that he probably could,
Wrex realizes that he should probably head to C-Sec headquarters to warn them about Sarah's betrayal, and besides that, a lot of their investigative team isn't trained in combat. With a final nod of thanks to Tali, the teams head to their shuttles and fly off.
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Some time later, Shepard decides to infiltrate the offices of Painful Secrets Grocers. After sending Jack on a "Plan B" mission to doctor some pictures of Liara -
Shepard goes to ask for the help of famed tech expert General Rockin'. She's sure Liara will have the most sophisticated security systems in place to protect her secret stash of photos, so she needs Rockin's help.
Before she has the chance to say anything more, he interrupts her.
So Shepard asks EDI for help. Sadly. it's not her field of expertise.
She'd already tried getting in touch with Tali, but dialing her number resulted in a volus picking up the phone. Amidst a lot of background noise, he said in a frantic voice,
...whatever that meant. So Tali was out too, it seemed. Kasumi?
Shepard's at her wit's end.
Kaidan steps up.
Thane takes care of transportation.
Shepard agrees.
When they arrive at the PSG offices, it's after hours, but Shepard notices a light in one of the rooms on an upper floor.
They're soon faced with their first roadblock at the entrance to the building.
It's an ID card reader. Since Kaidan volunteered to be the tech guy, Shepard advises him to
Kaidan smiles.
After a few minutes of fiddling with the machine, he succeeds....somewhat.
Apparently that works, and they head inside, trying to be as quiet as possible. They walk to the end of the corridor and Shepard stops short.
She looks around the corner.
As they wait for the FENRIS mech to turn around so they can move on, it suddenly starts sputtering and smoking, then falls over with a clank.
Legion steps into view, his omnitool raised. It's clear he wants to make things up to Shepard and the others.
He leads them up several flights of stairs and a confusing network of hallways to Liara's Super Ultra Secret Room.
Everyone falls silent, seeing the door is already open slightly. Someone else is here. They sneak in, scanning the room quickly. They don't see anyone, but...
Shepard closes in on a suspicious computer terminal.
She waves everyone over. There are still more pictures of her and her friends here, and they appear to be uploaded from a huge network of Liara's spies. She takes a closer look.
All of them are huddled around the computer, their attention so focused on the screen that they're all startled when someone behind them shouts
...tune in next time for more ridiculousness and insanity!
Episode 9
To everyone but Wrex's surprise, his distraction idea seems to be working.
Not bothering to think about how ridiculous the situation has gotten, Garrus starts herding people toward the back door.
Mordin doesn't want to.
Wrex takes a final glance outside and witnesses a surprising exchange.
He watches as Sarah heads calmly through the army of mercs toward Greg and Kolyat, handing the silly cyborg space ninja a data disc.
Wrex isn't quite sure what's going on here, only that it isn't good. He's a little worried about what information Sarah just handed over to The Leader of the Drugs. Garrus, who has joined Wrex at the window, hisses,
But now is not the time to discuss this, as Greg has just decided to bring in the gunship,
...calling for the mercs to advance as he, Kolyat and Sarah bravely leap aboard the ship and fly off. Bravely.
The building begins to shake and shudder under the assault of rockets and assorted pew-pew as Garrus and Wrex scramble for the exit.
After Mordin's television is destroyed in a hail of bullets, Garrus' order makes sense to him.
They run outside, trying to remember where they parked their shuttles. They're greeted by Tali, who hurriedly waves them over to hide behind a chest-high wall. It appears she's there to help. or at least to try to help.
She calls out,
Suddenly the sky is filled with gunships and shuttles emblazoned with the insignia of the
Tali tells the others to get to safety while she takes care of things, but that's against every instinct Wrex has.
Victus agrees that he probably could,
Wrex realizes that he should probably head to C-Sec headquarters to warn them about Sarah's betrayal, and besides that, a lot of their investigative team isn't trained in combat. With a final nod of thanks to Tali, the teams head to their shuttles and fly off.
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Some time later, Shepard decides to infiltrate the offices of Painful Secrets Grocers. After sending Jack on a "Plan B" mission to doctor some pictures of Liara -
Shepard goes to ask for the help of famed tech expert General Rockin'. She's sure Liara will have the most sophisticated security systems in place to protect her secret stash of photos, so she needs Rockin's help.
Before she has the chance to say anything more, he interrupts her.
So Shepard asks EDI for help. Sadly. it's not her field of expertise.
She'd already tried getting in touch with Tali, but dialing her number resulted in a volus picking up the phone. Amidst a lot of background noise, he said in a frantic voice,
...whatever that meant. So Tali was out too, it seemed. Kasumi?
Shepard's at her wit's end.
Kaidan steps up.
Thane takes care of transportation.
Shepard agrees.
When they arrive at the PSG offices, it's after hours, but Shepard notices a light in one of the rooms on an upper floor.
They're soon faced with their first roadblock at the entrance to the building.
It's an ID card reader. Since Kaidan volunteered to be the tech guy, Shepard advises him to
Kaidan smiles.
After a few minutes of fiddling with the machine, he succeeds....somewhat.
Apparently that works, and they head inside, trying to be as quiet as possible. They walk to the end of the corridor and Shepard stops short.
She looks around the corner.
As they wait for the FENRIS mech to turn around so they can move on, it suddenly starts sputtering and smoking, then falls over with a clank.
Legion steps into view, his omnitool raised. It's clear he wants to make things up to Shepard and the others.
He leads them up several flights of stairs and a confusing network of hallways to Liara's Super Ultra Secret Room.
Everyone falls silent, seeing the door is already open slightly. Someone else is here. They sneak in, scanning the room quickly. They don't see anyone, but...
Shepard closes in on a suspicious computer terminal.
She waves everyone over. There are still more pictures of her and her friends here, and they appear to be uploaded from a huge network of Liara's spies. She takes a closer look.
All of them are huddled around the computer, their attention so focused on the screen that they're all startled when someone behind them shouts
...tune in next time for more ridiculousness and insanity!
Episode 9
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Posté 10 décembre 2012 - 04:50
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You're doing Pesci's work you know that?
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Posté 10 décembre 2012 - 02:57
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^I try my best...
...still trying to bring a population here, though. Someday....
...still trying to bring a population here, though. Someday....
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Posté 11 décembre 2012 - 10:10
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Wow what a dick.
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Posté 13 décembre 2012 - 09:29
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Finn the Jakey wrote...
Wow what a dick.
Lol gold.
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Posté 15 décembre 2012 - 02:17
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I'm still here, just don't have that many pictures I can't use for JaG.
The Quarian definition of the word "father":
Words no squad captain wants to hear:
The Quarian definition of the word "father":
Words no squad captain wants to hear:
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Posté 15 décembre 2012 - 03:51
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I see Speak Like A Pirate Day is still celebrated in 2183.
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Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 03:46
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Tsk tsk, page 3?
Pssh, you should be fine, as long as you don't do anything stupid like... oh, I dunno... bring a... gun...to a knife fight...?
...and one more.
...who isn't?
Pssh, you should be fine, as long as you don't do anything stupid like... oh, I dunno... bring a... gun...to a knife fight...?
...and one more.
...who isn't?
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Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 07:45
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Shepenwepet wrote...
She calls out,
Best.Thing.Ever.
:lol::lol:
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Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 03:39
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I noticed there was a thread concerning what people would like to see in ME4... why not ask the some of the Normandy crew? Surely they'd have some good ideas, huh?
Mordin eloquently asks them why they want these things.
Garrus gives a pretty good 'splanation.
...If I'm not back to the Party Temple before Christmas, I'd just like to wish everyone happy holidays!
Mordin eloquently asks them why they want these things.
Garrus gives a pretty good 'splanation.
...If I'm not back to the Party Temple before Christmas, I'd just like to wish everyone happy holidays!
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Posté 24 décembre 2012 - 12:35
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More stuff. Awesome. I gotta catch up.
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Posté 24 décembre 2012 - 01:34
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I haven't contributed in so long, and I'm afraid all I have is this.
The Cerberus scientists in the Teltin facility don't mince their words.
The Cerberus scientists in the Teltin facility don't mince their words.
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Posté 24 décembre 2012 - 09:16
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Renowned TV Chef Mordin Solus is preparing Christmas dinner on the Normandy, so the Collector Base attack is going to have to wait.
We're also doing a barbeque
What else?
That can't be good, what can we have instead?
Sounds delicious Mordin! But what about dessert?
We're also doing a barbeque
What else?
That can't be good, what can we have instead?
Sounds delicious Mordin! But what about dessert?
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Posté 04 janvier 2013 - 04:45
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Hey! HEY! Guess who's back? ME! And guess what else is back!....
Jealousy and Groceries: Episode 9
Liara storms over, looking absolutely furious.
Shepard isn't intimidated in the least by the swirly biotic energy circling Liara's body, even though she probably should be. She's too upset to be afraid at the moment.
She indicates the computer monitor.
She adds sternly,
Liara sighs heavily, lowering her head in shame. The swirly energy disspates.
She languidly runs her fingers over the computer keyboard.
Kaidan pulls Liara away from the console.
As angry as Shepard is, it's hard to see Liara like this, broken and addicted to naughty pictures. It's clear she needs help. Aside from this invasion of privacy, Liara had been one of Shepard's best friends. Shepard felt she still owed Liara for the whole corpse retrieval thing.
Shepard asks hopefully,
Liara shrugs.
Shepard then asks
...she's not sure how much Liara knows about her past, and how much of her secrets are now floating out in cyberspace. She's hoping not much.
Liara nods and taps on the keys for a few seconds, backing away to let Shepard sift through the photos.
As she goes through a slideshow of her private moments, Thane coughs and says guiltily,
Going back further, Shepard finds a picture she had hoped wouldn't be there. It's of her shotgun wedding....to Javik.
She looks over at Liara.
Liara nods.
Thane doesn't take the news well.
Neither does Kaidan.
...and Legion just wants to fit in.
Shepard tries to explain.
It was part of a fundraiser to help save the
They'd surprisingly hit it off.
She shakes her head, not wanting to relive those days. It had all been a big mistake.
Liara says supportively,
Shepard suddenly looks down at her phone with a gasp.
A giant television screen on the far wall flickers on, depicting a news report.
They open with a breaking story...
An angry Wrex bursts into the shot.
Wrex alleges that this Sarah stole some top-secret documents and handed them off to the Leader of the Drugs. World News displays a photo of Sarah and asks viewers for information. The photo looks disturbingly like Shepard.
Shepard looks at her friends, saying in defense,
World News Tonight then shifts back to the newsroom, their coverage of the drug bust over.
...Liara grumbles something like "worthless shoplifter" and shuts off the TV. She then turns to Shepard and promises to at least try to cut down on snooping on people, and Shepard offers her help.
Liara thanks her, and with a heavy hand, deletes her entire archive of files.
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Later that night, Shepard is alone in her apartment, and hears a knock at her door. She goes to open it...
...and finds Javik standing there. He tells her he had a brush with death, narrowly escaping Greg's mercs as he fled with Wrex and the others, He tells her he was the one that sent her the "missin u" text, at that moment he wasn't sure if they'd make it out of there alive.
Before he continues, Shepard warns him,
He doesn't seem to care.
She tries to let him down easy, telling him they're just too different from each other.
He counters,
he's already got their future together planned out...
Hey, it's an out, she'll take it.
Javik sighs, saying hopefully,
He nods in reluctant agreement.
He leaves and Shepard shuts the door behind him. It's been a long, crazy day.
Jealousy and Groceries: Episode 9
Liara storms over, looking absolutely furious.
Shepard isn't intimidated in the least by the swirly biotic energy circling Liara's body, even though she probably should be. She's too upset to be afraid at the moment.
She indicates the computer monitor.
She adds sternly,
Liara sighs heavily, lowering her head in shame. The swirly energy disspates.
She languidly runs her fingers over the computer keyboard.
Kaidan pulls Liara away from the console.
As angry as Shepard is, it's hard to see Liara like this, broken and addicted to naughty pictures. It's clear she needs help. Aside from this invasion of privacy, Liara had been one of Shepard's best friends. Shepard felt she still owed Liara for the whole corpse retrieval thing.
Shepard asks hopefully,
Liara shrugs.
Shepard then asks
...she's not sure how much Liara knows about her past, and how much of her secrets are now floating out in cyberspace. She's hoping not much.
Liara nods and taps on the keys for a few seconds, backing away to let Shepard sift through the photos.
As she goes through a slideshow of her private moments, Thane coughs and says guiltily,
Going back further, Shepard finds a picture she had hoped wouldn't be there. It's of her shotgun wedding....to Javik.
She looks over at Liara.
Liara nods.
Thane doesn't take the news well.
Neither does Kaidan.
...and Legion just wants to fit in.
Shepard tries to explain.
It was part of a fundraiser to help save the
They'd surprisingly hit it off.
She shakes her head, not wanting to relive those days. It had all been a big mistake.
Liara says supportively,
Shepard suddenly looks down at her phone with a gasp.
A giant television screen on the far wall flickers on, depicting a news report.
They open with a breaking story...
An angry Wrex bursts into the shot.
Wrex alleges that this Sarah stole some top-secret documents and handed them off to the Leader of the Drugs. World News displays a photo of Sarah and asks viewers for information. The photo looks disturbingly like Shepard.
Shepard looks at her friends, saying in defense,
World News Tonight then shifts back to the newsroom, their coverage of the drug bust over.
...Liara grumbles something like "worthless shoplifter" and shuts off the TV. She then turns to Shepard and promises to at least try to cut down on snooping on people, and Shepard offers her help.
Liara thanks her, and with a heavy hand, deletes her entire archive of files.
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Later that night, Shepard is alone in her apartment, and hears a knock at her door. She goes to open it...
...and finds Javik standing there. He tells her he had a brush with death, narrowly escaping Greg's mercs as he fled with Wrex and the others, He tells her he was the one that sent her the "missin u" text, at that moment he wasn't sure if they'd make it out of there alive.
Before he continues, Shepard warns him,
He doesn't seem to care.
She tries to let him down easy, telling him they're just too different from each other.
He counters,
he's already got their future together planned out...
Hey, it's an out, she'll take it.
Javik sighs, saying hopefully,
He nods in reluctant agreement.
He leaves and Shepard shuts the door behind him. It's been a long, crazy day.
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Posté 04 janvier 2013 - 05:14
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That's right folks! Not one, but TWO episodes of JaG on one page!
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Posté 04 janvier 2013 - 06:24
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I think you have a real problem, Shepard.
... Sorry, what?
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Posté 05 janvier 2013 - 02:29
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My original "script" for Episode 9 was quite different, but I ditched a rather crazy bit because I just couldn't finish the scene. The news report didn't exist. As Shepard and company were discussing Liara's problem, an alarm was supposed to sound, and Thane was supposed to hear a noise in the hallway and go investigate, only to find a
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Sadly Mecha-Gandhi got cut because I realized I'd never be able to reference it again in a shot. Also...the whole concept of Mecha-Gandhi hurts my brain.
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Sadly Mecha-Gandhi got cut because I realized I'd never be able to reference it again in a shot. Also...the whole concept of Mecha-Gandhi hurts my brain.
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Posté 08 janvier 2013 - 04:49
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Interestingly enough, a roleplaying forum I used to frequent had an event involving a Theocratic Undead Robot Gandhi. Never thought I see something similar again...
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Posté 08 janvier 2013 - 02:02
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Shepenwepet wrote...
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Just then, Matriarch Aethyta bursts in, she may be able to help.
