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[Edolix]

It seems that turian carpenters on Palaven were hit hard by the reaper invasion.

[hot_heart]

The catalyst reveals the true nature of the greatest project the galaxy has undertaken. The device that took uneasy alliances, countless hours and a staggering amount of resources to complete...



Oh, brilliant...




See? It's not that hard!

The catalyst has its suspicions as to why Shepard is so fond of peace.

[hot_heart]

[xsdob]

Thats freaking brilliant. XD

Really made my day

[Edolix]

In a sudden twist, Hackett has a change of orders for Shepard.



Oh Hackett, you're a real riot, you!

[wafflecannon02]

I'm sorry I've been on hiatus. I got a little carried away with New Vegas mods. It's interesting to see all of the strange things people put into the game.


However, my vacation ends on Monday, which ironically means that I should be on here more. My time gets fragmented.



...that's a little far off, Javik.

I have a few ideas. The first is a Party Temple ad. It could be a collaboration between users, and would be a combination of old and new images. The second would be along the lines of "good caption names for a rock band." It would have this template:

-Original poster
-image with a phrase underlined
-a charachteristic of the musician/band

I would probably do all the appropriate images. It is completely derivative, but with phrases like "Explicit Consent," "Stacy Fireballs," "Unitarian Harmonica Manatee," "General Rockin," and "Party Temple" it is too enticing.

I also have far too many randoms. Some short stories too, but I'll do those later.




...I think I'll pass.

I hear that's a pretty good Star Trek episode.

Apparently EDI has just discovered Nietzsche.

Javik has a firm grasp of the sixties.

Modifié par wafflecannon02, 13 janvier 2013 - 04:03 .

[Shepenwepet]

wafflecannon02 wrote...
"good caption names for a rock band."

Their gimmick is dressing up like post-nuclear apocalypse Ricky Ricardos. Their big hit? Bomb-alu.


Sir Mix-a-Lot returns to the music scene!


They're mostly about hard rock/metal covers of Christmas songs, using synthesized voices and replacing every noun with "death" or "murder".


...like a good chunk of female artists today, plus discipline.

EDIT: here's a few more...




I'm also a fan of "witchcraft aphrodisiacs" and "herpes gamble".

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 13 janvier 2013 - 02:57 .

[wafflecannon02]

 That's the basic idea, except with the "band name" underlined if necessary and credit given to the original poster. Here's a mock-up:

Party Temple Rock: Episode 0
Pages 1-1

Submitted by D.Kain

Notable only for causing a moral panic with their... deviant lyrics. They are often blamed for the corruption of the youth and hurricanes.

I'll do pages 2-5 soon if the image above doesn't have any technical issues. In the mean time, here's Morinth advertising for the tobbacco industry:

[Shepenwepet]

If you have hours upon hours to kill, feel free to delve into the depths that is my Party Temple Album. There are 1673 photos, most of which I've used, and some that tickled my fancy at the time but I just can't seem to find a use for.

Right now, let's have a horrid pun.




Udina facepalms go with everything.

[Shepenwepet]

While I know the Quarians like to salvage tech, this seems... a little counterintuitive.

[hot_heart]

Shepenwepet wrote...
Right now, let's have a horrid pun.

Major Shadow *salutes*

[Shepenwepet]

Uwe Boll's work is even known on Tuchanka...

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 18 janvier 2013 - 09:34 .

[Shepenwepet]

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 19 janvier 2013 - 12:26 .

[Ravensword]

Shepenwepet wrote...



Uwe Boll's work is even known on Tuchanka...

Not another one.

[Shepenwepet]

Ravensword wrote...
Not another one.

Don't look now, there's a third.


No, really.


Yes he did. It's okay, though, it's not like you have to watch it.

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 20 janvier 2013 - 01:22 .

[pmac_tk421]

Shepenwepet wrote...


While I know the Quarians like to salvage tech, this seems... a little counterintuitive.

Did they play card games on it?

[Delta-Zephyr]

 It's good to see that the Party Temple is still up and running, without further ado let the hilarity ensue.

What Pitne really gave to the Eclipse Sisters.
 

Admiral Hackett's nickname


Shepard has plans for a movie.


Tali has some good news. 

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 21 janvier 2013 - 09:12 .

[Merchant2006]

Shepenwepet wrote...


Jacob, please, Nassana's just been murdered. Can you do that somewhere else?

The priiiiiiiiiiiiiize

[Edolix]

The Elcor Ambassador decides to give Shepard some advice on how to make love.









And then it is simply a matter of...





Okay, I'll be on my way now.

[Shepenwepet]

Edolix wrote...

The Elcor Ambassador decides to give Shepard some advice on how to make love.
*snip pics*

Drunk Liara approves.


So do these guys:









It's frightening how long I could have kept that going. 

[Carmin_Steele]

It's not frightening. It would've been hillarious. *sigh* Party-Temple is awesome. I -really- want to see Peticoat Castle too, Shep.

[Shepenwepet]

While I haven't been frequenting the Temple (or Youtube) that much lately, I do eventually want to return to keep JaG going. But you know, been busy...


And in regards to Petticoat Castle, that will pop up soon after DA:I is released, methinks.


Photobucket is working against me. The new layout is nasty for load times, they append all my photo names with a random string of numbers and letters so I can't just look up which pic it is on my computer and copy/paste the name... plus now there's a storage limit (I'm nowhere near it, but the fact that there is one irks me.)

But yup, I'm still here, it just might be a while before I can put something together.

[Tepadj]

This is the best thread in the whole world.

[Edolix]

Shepenwepet wrote...

@Shepenwepet, if it's too much of pain to use Photobucket, have you considered using imageshack?

[hot_heart]

I don't think I'll ever be able to top my stuff from earlier on this page, but I must continue.



And Shepard never will...


Garrus' dirty talk could use a little practice.

And the two defining features of Shepenwepet's J&G?