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[Sir Jessku]

Gross purp

[PurpGuy1]

Gross purp

 

Hey I'm not the one who invented Pooptech to carry it around with me

 

Collectors just go on the floor

 

#yolo

[crashsuit]

Plus that suit is right up on her crack when in reality it'd be looser to make room for insulation, peepoop tubes, etc.

[Catastrophy]

Plus that suit is right up on her crack when in reality it'd be looser to make room for insulation, peepoop tubes, etc.

Maybe in reality Volus are just Quarian deprived of proper waste disposal?

[crashsuit]

With all that gasping and heavy breathing, I'm thinking there's gotta be at least two Quarians inside that Volus suit.

[Quarian Master Race]

In short, they stink.

We stink? You really want to go there when you've got seafood on top of your head?

 

 

that is all.

 

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

^^^ i'll admit there is something really hot about Daro'Xen. dat voice. dat authority. dat attitude. dat booty.......

 

 

 

DAT BOOTY JUST TOO FINE!

[eighteighty]

they also have glowing eyes.  Maybe Mako radiation?

[Catastrophy]

they also have glowing eyes.  Maybe Mako radiation?

 

 

"One shudders what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask - What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..."

[lonerenforcer9]

Maybe in reality Volus are just Quarian deprived of proper waste disposal?

loooooool

 

Credits, kudos, points, etc. given

[BIGGLESBY]

Their sweat is delicious.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

^^^ i'll admit there is something really hot about Daro'Xen. dat voice. dat authority. dat attitude. dat booty.......

 

 

Claudia Black. She can share my spinach any time.

 

"One shudders what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask - What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..."

 

Do you believe in magic?  

[Catastrophy]

Claudia Black. She can share my spinach any time.

 

 

Do you believe in magic?  

 

Ooh, it's probably TF2 Halloween time again - I wonder if pyrovision works there.

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

So what I get from this thread is that a quarian's biggest attribute is the ass?....Seems legit.

[Nitrocuban]

I mean it's not like we didn't know that since like 2.5 years, right?

[Beerfish]

Stinking space gypsies.  See one in a space port and you better hold onto your credit chit with two hands.  Always driving junker space craft too.  The chicks have nice bodies but might be ugly as all get out with that visor thing on.  Maybe that's a good thing.  Take one on a date and you know who's going to be paying, get em drunk though and it's a real show.  Most colonies actually have to pay them to leave, give em spare parts of something and send em on their way to bother someone else.  Dumb as rocks too, invent some robots and then let the robots kick your ass of your planet, real bright ones they have. 

 

They may know engines and space ships but they couldn't conquer virmire even after it was blown to bits.  Know what I do when I see one?  Ha ha!  I cough a few times into my hand, wipe a loogey on my sleeve and then go to shake their hand or claw or paw or whatever they have....then just watch em back away.  The best ones are the newbies out on their own for the first time on what do you call it?  Their 'Pilgrimage' or something like that.  Easy marks, easy cash and more often than not you can sell them to an indenturest to boot.

 

They smell too, some kind of mix of 20 year old alien sweat, charcoal filters and engine grease.  I'd rather deal with a frigging Salarian and that's sayin soemthin.

[Catastrophy]

I mean it's not like we didn't know that since like 2.5 years, right?

Not the poopy part of it. It was disclosed only recently to me.

[Quarian Master Race]

So what I get from this thread is that a quarian's biggest attribute is the ass?....Seems legit.

define "biggest". It is but(lel) one of many positive attributes quarians have in greater amounts than anyone else. Intelligence, bravery, courage, selflessness, sophistication, sensitivity, mechanical sympathy, class, technology, savvy, sexy hips/shoulders/voices/everything else and killing efficiency.

 

Stinking space gypsies.  See one in a space port and you better hold onto your credit chit with two hands.  Always driving junker space craft too.  The chicks have nice bodies but might be ugly as all get out with that visor thing on.  Maybe that's a good thing.  Take one on a date and you know who's going to be paying, get em drunk though and it's a real show.  Most colonies actually have to pay them to leave, give em spare parts of something and send em on their way to bother someone else.  Dumb as rocks too, invent some robots and then let the robots kick your ass of your planet, real bright ones they have. 

 

They may know engines and space ships but they couldn't conquer virmire even after it was blown to bits.  Know what I do when I see one?  Ha ha!  I cough a few times into my hand, wipe a loogey on my sleeve and then go to shake their hand or claw or paw or whatever they have....then just watch em back away.  The best ones are the newbies out on their own for the first time on what do you all it?  Their 'Pilgrimage' or something like that.  Easy marks, easy cash and more often than not you can sell them to an indenturest to boot.

 

They smell too, some kind of mix of 20 year old alien sweat, charcoal filters and engine grease.  I'd rather deal with a frigging Salarian and that's sayin soemthin.

Fite me IRL

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

You can't forget those pretty faces.

[Quarian Master Race]

You can't forget those pretty faces.

no

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Ooh, it's probably TF2 Halloween time again - I wonder if pyrovision works there.

 

The Halloween gift packs are already being dished out. I got some scary masks in mine. And a spell book.

[crashsuit]

define "biggest". It is but(lel) one of many positive attributes quarians have in greater amounts than anyone else. Intelligence, bravery, courage, selflessness, sophistication, sensitivity, mechanical sympathy, class, technology, savvy, sexy hips/shoulders/voices/everything else and killing efficiency.

Fite me IRL

Thunderbum

[Beerfish]

 

[Catastrophy]

Those suits must be hot. They do have some kind of ventilation, no?

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

Those suits must be hot. They do have some kind of ventilation, no?

Yes,but we call it 'farting'.