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[MarloMarlo]

You really need to actually hear it to appreciate it, because it's really bland when you just read it, but I liked when Allistair was describing Morrigan during the party camp gossip session:



"Just remember that she's dangerous. And evil. And mean."

[Grovermancer]

Here's a bunch:

http://social.biowar...47/index/270952

Modifié par Grovermancer, 28 novembre 2009 - 02:51 .

[ETSubmariner]

Usually anything between Shale and Morrigan because Shale calls her "The Swamp Witch".

[sevenslashfour]

I just got Oghren, and once prompted to rebuild my party, I decided to click him on/off to see what his quotes were.



"Thunderhumper."



This game has made me laugh before, but nothing quite as much, or as suddenly, as that.

[ozenglish]

I think my favourite was when you get the Chanter in Loreng or whatever it is called to say what... to which the little kid next to him goes,



"you made the chanter say what"

[Callistani]

Enchantment?

...

ENCHANTMENT!!

[Few87]

I cant remember the exact words but when alistair is talking about life in the chantry and he says something like "I was sent to scrub the pots in the kitchens more times than I can count, and thats a lot, I can count pretty high you know"

[DaeFaron]

ozenglish wrote...

I think my favourite was when you get the Chanter in Loreng or whatever it is called to say what... to which the little kid next to him goes,

"you made the chanter say what"

Yep, loved that

Kid: Ha you got him to trip up!

Chanter: Er..what has man's sin wrought.

Kid: Ooh, he cheated.

Something like that.

Oh, sten one is great

PC: I'm a woman and I'm fighting
Sten: One of those things is false.

[Junello]

shale:



The darkspawn are an evil that must be destroyed, it's true. Though not as evil as the birds... damnable feathered fiends!

[Sinfulvannila]

When you run into Sandal right before the last boss. Priceless...

[DaeFaron]

Pc: What the hell are you doing here?

Sandal: Enchantment!

[Recidiva]

Alistair on taking Flemeth's deal and lying to Morrigan.



"Lie to Morrigan? Oh, who am I kidding, that sounds like fun. I'm a bad, bad man."

[Recidiva]

sevenslashfour wrote...

I just got Oghren, and once prompted to rebuild my party, I decided to click him on/off to see what his quotes were.

"Thunderhumper."

This game has made me laugh before, but nothing quite as much, or as suddenly, as that.

I think I went on a giggle jag when Oghren got drunk and fell over in camp saying "Asschabs!"

[Nattfodd]

The entire plot acquire a meaning before Final battle with archdemon when you talk with your followers and one of this tells you:



"Let's show them our hearts and then show them theirs." - Oghren referring to the darkspawn.

very outstanding words!!

[Ithvan]

There's a couple more



Oghren: What do you want?

Warden: Nothing, just wanted to say hello.

Oghren: Aye. Well, hello.



Zevran: (playing female) There are worse things in life than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess!



Wynne: 'Old, ancient Grey Warden story'

Warden: Griffons!

Wynne: Yes, griffons, now listen to the rest of the story!

[Zy-El]

Ithvan wrote...

There's a couple more

Oghren: What do you want?
Warden: Nothing, just wanted to say hello.
Oghren: Aye. Well, hello.

Zevran: (playing female) There are worse things in life than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess!

Wynne: 'Old, ancient Grey Warden story'
Warden: Griffons!
Wynne: Yes, griffons, now listen to the rest of the story!

There's more to this:
wynne: "I remember a tale that was told to me many years ago."
char: "Does the story have griffons in it?"
wynne: "Maker it's like talking to a child."
char: "Does it have griffons in it or not?"
wynne: Yes the story has griffons... then the Grey Wardens arrived with the beating wings like mighty war drums and stood before the armies of men.
char: Griffons?

[CalJones]

Sten is a mine of hilarious quotes, mostly because he delivers them in such a deadpan manner.

When finding the Urn of Sacred Ashes:

"Congratulations! You have found a wastebin."

At Lake Calenhand docks:


[*]Warden: "Can't we work something out?"
[*]Carroll: "Hmm... I don't know. Y'know, I am feeling a little peckish, though.
[*]Warden: "There must be food at the tower lets go."
[*]Sten: "Parshaara! Here! Munch on these if you like."
[*]Carroll: "Ooh, cookies!"
[*]Sten: "I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool."
[*]Warden: "Where'd you get those?"
[*]Sten: "There was a child--a fat, slovenly thing--in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He did not need anymore."
[*]Warden: "You stole cookies from a child?"
[*]Sten: "For his own good."

[Zy-El]

During the Landsmeet, if you choose your Dog as Alistar's champion to fight Loghain, Arl Eamon will say

"Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else."

[Zy-El]

Ser Otto: "I sense evil up ahead. You go first." 

This to my fem Warden - chivilry is dead!

Modifié par Zy-El, 21 avril 2010 - 07:53 .

[Nuclear]

Carroll: "That darkeyed temptress over there... Surely the tower would be far too dull for her. Because it gets a little lonely out here sometimes and you know, you could leave her with me--"
Morrigan: "Oh. Excellent. I have been hoping for new prey."
Carroll: "Prey?"
Morrigan: "Twill take but a moment. Perhaps you should go aboard the vessel to prepare while we are away. We must row our selves across. I fear the lad will no longer have the use of his limbs... or his eyes, once I am done with him."
Carroll: "Er... maybe I should--"
Morrigan: "Wonderful! I can sense his terror! Oh, that will make the loving all the sweeter."
Carrol: "So you said you wanted to get across? Maybe we should go now. Right now. NOW!"

Best Carrol persuade IMO, crack up everytime on the last line

[AnniLau]

Princess Stabbity

[Urshakk]

-ßeta- wrote...
Best Carrol persuade IMO, crack up everytime on the last line

There is something similiar to that with Leliana, except at first she is all like "What!?!?!?"
I swear if NPCs could blush her face would be a beat red.

[Nuclear]

Urshakk wrote...

-ßeta- wrote...
Best Carrol persuade IMO, crack up everytime on the last line

There is something similiar to that with Leliana, except at first she is all like "What!?!?!?"
I swear if NPCs could blush her face would be a beat red.

Yes, then she manages to make a deal to tell stories instead, lewd stories I think. Carrol is a pervy man, Morrigan's treatment would be well deserved! (And freaking hilarious)

Oh and if NPCs could blush, I'd make it a competition to see who could blush the most: Leliana or Alistair. (Seriously play a fem Warden and flirt with them both, the oppurtunites are endless I tell ye ENDLESS)

Modifié par -ßeta-, 21 avril 2010 - 08:30 .

[Bratt1204]

PC: Shut up and put the crown on already....



Said to Alistair as he fumbles through his speech after the Landsmeet (if you choose him to be King)