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[Gabey5]

MythicLegands wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

There really is no plan.

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THATS THE PLAN.

Admiral 1: But shepard if i may, where should we situate our ships? Do you know of any weaknesses on the reapweers? We need some kind of plan

[squee365]

"Is he the the person we want protecting the galaxy?"
"He's the only person who can protect the galaxy."
"I'll make the call"

Mass Effect was cheesy from the first scene.

[tetrisblock4x1]

Gabey5 wrote...

MythicLegands wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

There really is no plan.

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THATS THE PLAN.

Admiral 1: But shepard if i may, where should we situate our ships? Do you know of any weaknesses on the reapweers? We need some kind of plan

How the **** should Shepard know, he's just a soldier. A remarkably stupid one at that.

[MythicLegands]

tetrisblock4x1 wrote...

Gabey5 wrote...

MythicLegands wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

There really is no plan.

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THATS THE PLAN.

Admiral 1: But shepard if i may, where should we situate our ships? Do you know of any weaknesses on the reapweers? We need some kind of plan

How the **** should Shepard know, he's just a soldier. A remarkably stupid one at that.

Not just A stupid soilder, but one that doesn't do any tactics or planning( ME2 can confirm this)

[Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut]

MythicLegands wrote...

tetrisblock4x1 wrote...

Gabey5 wrote...

MythicLegands wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

There really is no plan.

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THATS THE PLAN.

Admiral 1: But shepard if i may, where should we situate our ships? Do you know of any weaknesses on the reapweers? We need some kind of plan

How the **** should Shepard know, he's just a soldier. A remarkably stupid one at that.

Not just A stupid soilder, but one that doesn't do any tactics or planning( ME2 can confirm this)

WE ALL GET INTO THIS SHUTTLE AND LEAVE THE NORMANDY UNDEFENDED, THATS THE PLAN.

[Gabey5]

i mean we spent time in the old reaper before it went in to the sun, we might have been able to get readings or data but did not happen for plot reasons

Shepard also planned the assault on the collector base

[Gabey5]

Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...



WE ALL GET INTO THIS SHUTTLE AND LEAVE THE NORMANDY UNDEFENDED, THATS THE PLAN.

relevant 

EDI: "Shepard, you need to get into the shuttle. Along with your entire team."
Shepard: "Look, we've been over this, it can only hold... wait, now everyone can fit in. But I've done all the missions. We can just wait here."
EDI: "No, I can't check the IFF for a while."
Shepard: "Well, I'll wait here."
EDI: "No, you should get on the shuttle. Make sure the whole team is on the shuttle, and leave."
Shepard: "We're in deep space, EDI, the only thing around is the Geth station that just put out petawatts of EMP, and that's about 20 light-minutes behind us. Where could we go in the shuttle?"
EDI: "Shepard, you need to get in the shuttle. With your whole team."
Shepard: "Well I guess we can go play Uno or something. I'm glad this isn't suspicious at all. OK team, into the shuttle! Yeah, we can all fit, it's amazing, just get in, we're going far enough away that we're out of real-time communications range and then we're going to... sit there, I guess."
Joker: "****."

Modifié par Gabey5, 18 février 2012 - 03:14 .

[Rrezz]

Spanky Magoo wrote...

Rrezz wrote...

would you rather Cmdr Shepard have said "out there! out there is a bright wonderful world full of sunshine and hope, we must go out there and capture it!"
honestly, its not like he had time to think of anything elaborate. he's only a commander, leave the intricate plans to the Admirals and Generals and what have you.

He/Shes only a commander that has more time in fighting the reapers than anyone else. Its like

Commitee Chairperson: "Ok we were wrong Shepard, now surely you havent just been sitting there with your thumb up your butt. You've got to have some kind of plan, someone you know/worked with who might have info or some kind of contingency? (cough Miranda/TIM) but they are from me2 so thats a no-no

Shepard: "First off, don't call me Sherly. Secondly, Heres the plan...  We fight? Or we die?"

Commitee:  lol

 

I'm pretty sure Admiral Hackette has the most time fighting reapers. the Fifth Fleet did fight the only true reaper in the series so far. what Commander Shepard fought was Saren being controlled directly by a reaper, a Collector being controlled by a Reaper, and a Reaper Baby. 
but I totally see what you're getting at.
shepard should have said "go for the eyes!"

[Ziggeh]

Man.

You're standing in front of the Commanders of the human alliance. You know that the fate the galaxy may lie in their actions. They are visibly bricking it when they ask you what to do.

They are not asking for a detailed plan of action.

They weren't asking shepard to whip out little models and start planning a strategic campaign. They were asking for hope and for resolve. And they were asking the one person who just might be able to give it to them.

They were asking for "We few we lucky few", or at a pinch "We will not go quietly into the night". But this is a computer game and we've got to get a move on, there is shooting to do and exposition to dodge, so boil that down into one line and what you have is, well, "We fight or we die."

Modifié par Ziggeh, 18 février 2012 - 03:42 .

[MythicLegands]

Gabey5 wrote...

Shepard also planned the assault on the collector base

HA ha

You mean finding 12 strangers and bull rushing the collecters home. we kill them or we die, that's are plan.

[tetrisblock4x1]

Nah, the Illusive Man picked them for Shepard. It's to tims credit that he picked such a great team, not shep.

[2484Stryker]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Well the Reapers are raining down a right at the moment... I found it kinda funny in ironic way..

like "OH now that the Reapers are HERE you want to plan...Sorry you had years... times up."

Actually, even what you've written here is better than what was in the demo. 

"I warned you about the Reapers, but you wouldn't listen, you refused to listen, and now you want to hear my plan?"

[Gabey5]

MythicLegands wrote...

Gabey5 wrote...

Shepard also planned the assault on the collector base

HA ha

You mean finding 12 strangers and bull rushing the collecters home. we kill them or we die, that's are plan.

lol 

we sent someone in the vents 

in the vents

that is totally crafty 

[Ianamus]

I'm hoping the "fight or we die" thing is a dialogue option in the actual game, so I can stay as far away from it as possible.

Then again, the whole "soul of our species" thing was jut as bad.

[CSunkyst]

Dear God, the "Soul of our species" line was WAY worse. Of all of the somewhat sane and rational reasons to blow up the collector base and keep it out of TIM's hands, THAT'S the best Shep's got?????

At least "We fight or we die" works on a third grade level. 

Modifié par CSunkyst, 18 février 2012 - 03:56 .

[2484Stryker]

Gabey5 wrote...

Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

WE ALL GET INTO THIS SHUTTLE AND LEAVE THE NORMANDY UNDEFENDED, THATS THE PLAN.

relevant 

EDI: "Shepard, you need to get into the shuttle. Along with your entire team."
Shepard: "Look, we've been over this, it can only hold... wait, now everyone can fit in. But I've done all the missions. We can just wait here."
EDI: "No, I can't check the IFF for a while."
Shepard: "Well, I'll wait here."
EDI: "No, you should get on the shuttle. Make sure the whole team is on the shuttle, and leave."
Shepard: "We're in deep space, EDI, the only thing around is the Geth station that just put out petawatts of EMP, and that's about 20 light-minutes behind us. Where could we go in the shuttle?"
EDI: "Shepard, you need to get in the shuttle. With your whole team."
Shepard: "Well I guess we can go play Uno or something. I'm glad this isn't suspicious at all. OK team, into the shuttle! Yeah, we can all fit, it's amazing, just get in, we're going far enough away that we're out of real-time communications range and then we're going to... sit there, I guess."
Joker: "****."

I'm glad I read your post - somehow, it makes me feel more optimistic about ME3...lol

[What a Succulent Ass]

Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Dude, cheesy dialogue is part of the mass effect experience. Just look at Jacob: without the priiiize, nobody would even remember he existed.

That was more sleazy than cheesy.

Now, Benezia on the the other hand....

[Thalorin1919]

If you guys don't like cheesy dialogue, you probably shouldn't just play Mass Effect at all.

This board nitpicks at every little bit of dialogue. You can do that with anything and destroy it by pulling it out of context and bashing it with your personal feelings and odd point of view.

Stop being primitive.

[Kasces]

Gabey5 wrote...

MythicLegands wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

There really is no plan.

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THATS THE PLAN.

Admiral 1: But shepard if i may, where should we situate our ships? Do you know of any weaknesses on the reapweers? We need some kind of plan

Shep: They have no weakness that I know of. They invented our tech, and any chance I had to explore or keep tech that could've helped went out the window when y'all grounded me.  It took our all to stop one, I had to stop another one from being made and sacrifice 300,000 innocents just to stop this from happening a bit eariler. They're thoughts? I got called an annoyance.

And how the hell should I know where to situate your ships? Hmm well I guess not in front of the enemy, since we've already been ran over. Best offense is a good defense, so stop asking silly questions and let's get out of here so we can formulate something when we actually have enough data in front of us to, and aren't up to our asses with the got damn harversters of the Milky Way.

Modifié par Kasces, 18 février 2012 - 04:31 .

[dreman9999]

Where was the statement about cheesy dialoge when ME1 used it.

Modifié par dreman9999, 18 février 2012 - 06:51 .

[Confused-Shepard]

I did not realize that Shepard was in a War Room with some of the top generals among the species who were waiting for him to reveal his intricate plan to defeat the Reapers. You don't begin pklanning stratergies to defeat an enemy when they are literraly at punching distance. Ideally they all should have escaped, gone to a place that is NOT currently being vaporized by the Reapers (Sur'Kesh?) and THEN you can plan 

It's like Hitler & his generals making plans when the soviets are right outside their door

You had time to plan, you cocked it up! The dialogue is fine! I hope none of you people ever become writers.

Modifié par Confused-Shepard, 18 février 2012 - 05:35 .

[CuddilyEvil93]

I rather liked the dialogue during the Sur'kesh mission. But there I go looking at something in a positive manner, and heaven forbid anyone sees the good of something.

[2484Stryker]

CuddilyEvil93 wrote...

I rather liked the dialogue during the Sur'kesh mission. But there I go looking at something in a positive manner, and heaven forbid anyone sees the good of something.

Despite my qualms with the intro, I rather liked the second mission...here's to hoping the demo intro isn't EXACTLY as it will be in the finished game...

[Liber320]

dreman9999 wrote...

Were waste statement about cheesy dialoge when ME1 used it.

"Because he's a big stupid jellyfish!"

I lol'd

[JeffZero]

Eain wrote...

I think everyone's on agreement that it was pretty atrocious, save a certain few biodrones who will shovel hate onto all forms of criticism.

Not what survey says!