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[heisman45]

 

[Vez04]

''This Hurts You''

''I Know You Feel This''

''Assuming Direct Control!''

''This Form Is Redundant''

Modifié par Vez04, 19 février 2012 - 04:11 .

[Volus Warlord]

"We fight or we die, that's the plan!" -JK LOL

"I am a biotic god.. I think things.. and they HAPPEN!"

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 19 février 2012 - 04:21 .

[heisman45]

"I will blast your virtual ass into some real dust"

(Almost any Joker Quote)

[Aaleel]

"Reaper, a label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction, in the end what they chose to call us is irrelevant, we simply are,"

"You words are as empty as you future, I am the Vanguard of your destruction."
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

Pretty much that entire conversation, it's hard to pick just parts.

Comedy wise:

"I'm just waiting for you to finish getting dressed or does Cerberus really let you **** arund in that outfit."
"There's something different about the food today Rupert, seems like more food and less ???"

Modifié par Aaleel, 19 février 2012 - 04:17 .

[Vez04]

Aaleel wrote...

"Reaper, a label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction, in the end what they chose to call us is irrelevant, we simply are,"

"You words are as empty as you future, I am the Vanguard of your destruction."
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

Pretty much that entire conversation, it's hard to pick just parts.

Comedy wise:

"I'm just waiting for you to finish getting dressed or does Cerberus really let you **** arund in that outfit."
"There's something different about the food today Rupert, seems like more food and less ???"

Ahahahaha yes that one always cracks me up when i hear it (last one line under Comedy Wise)

Modifié par Vez04, 19 février 2012 - 04:18 .

[crimzontearz]

CRAP Aaleel got my quoye ....


OK then

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the citadel.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[heisman45]

"we finished the match back in my quarters....I had reach but she had flexability"

[Fogg]

Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish

[streamlock]

(While facing off with Matriarch Benezia with Wrex in your party)

Benezia: You are all going to die-blah blah blah

Wrex: b¡tch

[tobynator89]

Will you shut up? You're ruining asari for me

Also. VALLEY GIRL QUARIAN!

I swear that bar has the highest concentration of funny in any game ever.

[Volus Warlord]

I thought it was funny when the asari was talking about marrying someone and then waiting until they die if you did not like them.

[Ultermarto]

 "We will achieve it by ourselves. The process is as important as the result."
-  Legion is a deontologist.

"Go now, to the sea,"
- Every time I hear that in battle, the game suddenly has purpose once more.

"Well commander looks like Garrus finally has the pole out of his ass, but now he's using it to beat people up."
- ... brilliant.

[legion999]

"I will blast your virtual ass into actual dust."
Everything Sovereign says on Virmire.
"That's right they're going to let me eat you."
And of course "GO-GO-GO! ENEMIES EVERWHERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

[Soverign 666]

I should go

[BatmanPWNS]

"Asari sl*t"- Grunt.

[Bigboy1173]

' we had a tiebreaker in her quarters, i had reach, but she had flexibilty'    Garrus you fox..

Modifié par Bigboy1173, 19 février 2012 - 05:02 .

[Justicar]

Aaleel wrote...

"I'm just waiting for you to finish getting dressed or does Cerberus really let you **** arund in that outfit.""

omg I love this I play it every time.

Mordin to Krogan Scientist on Tuchanka:
"Salarians created Genophage...I've heard"

HOW HAS NO ONE SAID

"Ah yes, Reapers"

Modifié par Justicar, 19 février 2012 - 05:04 .

[heisman45]

"FEEL THE BLOOD RAGE"
Sheppard "If get a glimpse your restricted to Decafe
Joker:Great might as well serve it in the airlock you hardass

[RedWulfi]

"well looks like Garrus worked that stick out of his butt, but now he's trying to beat people to death with it!

[Jjacobclark]

looks like someone needs a punch in the throat

Modifié par Jjacobclark, 19 février 2012 - 06:45 .

[heisman45]

Jjacobclark wrote...

looks like someone needs a punch in the throat

Oh i totally forgot about this one YES!!!

[GIJooTheWarHero]

It wasn't a quote, it was just Joker mocking Legion right before Legion's loyalty quest. And people say ME2 had bad writing...

[Thargorichiban]

"We fight or we die!"

"That's it?!"

[ResidentNoob]

Gianna Parasini: 'You've never worked in the corporate world before, have you, Commander? You can't bludgeon your way through bureaucracy.'

RenShep: 'I can bludgeon pretty hard.'