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[Fooxie]

"We're gonna need bigger guns." - Shepard, regarding the Thorian
"SCOPED AND DROPPED!" - Garrus, chewing the scenery
"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants." - Shepard, to Joker

[karatemanchan37]

"This one has forgotten whether its heatsink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate?"

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

"Hey everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!" - Shepard
"I am a biotic god.. I think things.. and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!"
"Sleep well you deluded Jackass!" - Zaeed
"Be still, mouse. You can change your pants in a moment!" - Thane

Modifié par Jedi Sentinel Arian, 19 février 2012 - 07:22 .

[iSpaz]

"So you're saying i'm poor?"
"Well, all right. But you still hurt my feelings."

Hell everything in that scene is awesome.

[mango smoothie]

"No two species are identical. All must be judged on their own merits. Treating every species like one's own is racist." Legion on the Heretic Station.

Don't know if this is my favorite, but I do like this quote.

Modifié par mango smoothie, 19 février 2012 - 07:15 .

[Big I]

"Goodbye Shepard. Thank you." - Saren

[Djdeedzd]

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because i am an expert (which i know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian."
--Mordin Mass Effect 2

[incinerator950]

"If someone gives you a weapon, you don't complain that its dirty. You use it." Zaeed

[Exile Isan]

Shala'Raan: "Commander Shepard please accept these gifts for taking the time to represent one of our people."
Shepard: "With all due respect Admirals, I didn't represent one of your people- I represented one of mine."

Modifié par Exile Isan, 20 février 2012 - 01:14 .

[Haristo]

''We will hold the line !''

[gosimmons]

"Not guilty, but responsible."
- Mordin

[Sbri]

Aaleel wrote...

"I'm just waiting for you to finish getting dressed or does Cerberus really let you **** arund in that outfit.""

What I love best is Jack's reaction to that line, "I like her! Are we still recruiting?"

Modifié par Sbri, 20 février 2012 - 01:29 .

[Praetor Knight]

Oh, I have plenty, but I'll only post a few!

From ME1, one that I like is on Noveria, trying to activate the Purge,

Shepard: Uh... sic semper tyran... *cough*
MIRA: That is not the correct code, please report to security for arrest and interrogation.


From ME2,

Mordin: I have ruled out the possibility of an artificially intelligent virus, unless it's *very* intelligent... and toying with me.


Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Mmmmaybe we'll talk later.


Shepard: Take a good long look at me. Do I look like a looter?

Oh, I'll stop now.

Edit: well, one more.

Legion: We do not comprehend the organic fascination of self-poisoning, auditory damage and sexually transmitted disease.

Modifié par Praetor Shepard, 20 février 2012 - 01:30 .

[Mike Shepard]

"Uh, sorry. That was supposed to go to my earpiece." - Joker

[madzilla84]

Oh, I have loads, but here are a few favourites!

"In addition, killing the thresher maw has produced several breeding requests for Grunt, and one for Shepard."

"...You have a ship called Quib-Quib?"

"It's always a good idea to RTFM, ma'am."

"This one doesn't have time for your solid-waste excretions."

Fourth-wall breaking game-selling Salarian on the Citadel:
"I wish they made RPGs the way they used to. These days it's all big choices and visceral combat."

"I bet you say that to all your commanding officers."
"Well, ever since I heard the Captain's mess gets better food."

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees… [pause] That is a joke."

“This is all Joker’s fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.”

[AdmiralCheez]

I think the most powerful/philosophical lines are in ME3, but I ain't tellin' youse nothin'.

Current favorite: "Do the words political sh*tstorm mean anything to you?" and "So f*ck you, and thanks for asking."

[The Stabilo Boss]

Shepard (to Jack): "I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy."
Legion: "There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely"

Liara: "Go! Go go go go go go go!"
Shepard:"I'm going!"

Looters: "What, are you going to kill us?"
Shepard: "If I have to. Do I have to?"

Shepard: "Put more stuff in... the thing where more stuff goes in"

Councillor Valern: "Do you enjoy committing genocide, Shepard?"
Shepard: "Depends on the species, Turian"

Asari Councillor: "Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
Shepard: "You know it!"
Joker: "That never gets old, does it"

So many good ones.

[Animositisomina]

"Shepard."
"Wrex."

Modifié par Animositisomina, 20 février 2012 - 01:42 .

[DK Valk]

I shall toss Wasea about like a rag doll!

[DK Valk]

Modifié par DK Valk, 20 février 2012 - 01:42 .

[ObserverStatus]

Samara: Morinth speaks to you on many levels. Her body tells yours that she'll bring unimaginable ecstasy. Her scent evokes emotions long hidden. Her eyes promise you things that you were always scared to ask of another. Her voice whispers to you after she is done speaking.

Shepard: She sounds like my kind of asari.

Samara: You joke Shepard -- but for all your might, you will be in great danger.

I usually try not the metagame too much, but wow. Dramatic irony ftw. XD

[Volkrex]

"I've killed worst than you on my way to real problems" or "I delete data like you on my way to real errors." and the Captain Kirrahe speech.

[ObserverStatus]

Shepard: "When you want a problem shot, call a Turian. When you want a problem talked to death, call an Asari. When you want a new problem, call a Salarian. When you want a problem fixed, call a human"

[Rude Hero]

“Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.”

I enjoy all of Zaeed's lines. Such an awesome character.

[Dominus]

 

Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

Modifié par DominusVita, 20 février 2012 - 02:03 .