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[Legion64]

My all time favorite:

"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"


Runner up:
"I'm sick of your disingenuous assertions."

Modifié par Legion64, 20 février 2012 - 02:04 .

[Techlology]

"You can't help me."

The fact that it was said with such conviction is what gets me loling.

Modifié par Techlology, 20 février 2012 - 02:11 .

[JMAC666]

"Take pictures!"

[Arctous]

Ash on Virmire. "Why is it whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"

[TeamRyan]

“Chandana said the ship was dead. We trusted him. He was right. But even a dead god can dream. A god — a real god — is a verb. Not some old man with magic powers. It's a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn't have to want to. It doesn't have to think about it. It just does. That's what Chandana didn't get. Not until it was too late. The god's mind is gone but it still dreams. He knows now. He's tuned in on our dreams. If I close my eyes I can feel him. I can feel every one of us.” 

or more specifically "but even a dead god can dream"

[incinerator950]

Arctous wrote...

Ash on Virmire. "Why is it whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"

My military friends and I love that one, mainly because its true.

[nitefyre410]

Shepard: " How did you manage to ****** off every merc group on Omega?"

Garrus: " I wasn't easy I had to work REALLY hard?"

Why because that is the exactly question I would asked

[Shortstuff820]

EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.....that was a joke."

Jack: "That's what the Hanar call it when you crash that space station I was talking about into one of their moons."

Joker:

1. "So, even your Asari are trained killers? What, do you get everyone at the same store?"

2. "Great, another trained assassin onboard. Why can't you collect COINS!?"

Citadel ad for Francis Kit's All-Elcor Hamlet: "Insincere endorsement. You have not heard Shakespeare until you've heard him in the voice of Elcor."

Citadel ad for Asari Burial Robe: "Shepard, you've recently been dead.....we'll help you leave a good-looking corpse."

Mordin:

1."Flammable. Or inflammable. Forget which. DOESN'T MATTER!"

2."Trying to determine how Scale Itch got onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only spread by varren. *Sniff* Implications unpleasant."

Mordin's lines were the best. I'm really going to miss his hilarity in ME3 (I don't think the new voice actor will pull him off as well as Michael Beattie).

[GuardianAngel470]

Sbri wrote...

Aaleel wrote...

"I'm just waiting for you to finish getting dressed or does Cerberus really let you **** arund in that outfit.""

What I love best is Jack's reaction to that line, "I like her! Are we still recruiting?"

That was so great, I'm serious. Holy crap that was hilarious when I first heard that.

[GuardianAngel470]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Shepard: " How did you manage to ****** off every merc group on Omega?"

Garrus: " I wasn't easy I had to work REALLY hard?"

Why because that is the exactly question I would asked

But... it wasn't a question...

"It wasn't easy. I really had to work at it."

[GuardianAngel470]

bobobo878 wrote...

Shepard: "When you want a problem shot, call a Turian. When you want a problem talked to death, call an Asari. When you want a new problem, call a Salarian. When you want a problem fixed, call a human"

That last one is my moto on Tom's Hardware. I can never seem to trigger this again. How do you do it?

[TenmaTaro]

"Politics. Bureaucracy. Same BS, different leaders" - Jacob
"The people who are truly dangerous are the ones who don't act like it." - Thane
"What I've done today it is unethical, if he dies, it's unforgivable" - Gavin Archer (I just love the way he delivers that line)

[Repearized Miranda]

"I think she's talked enough!" - Miranda (Combating the boss recruiting Grunt. I forgot her name!) That line was just random!

"Drink it! Drink it or I'll blind you one eye at a time!"
"I'm getting alot of BS on this line!"
(There are more)

"I had reach, but she had flexibility!" (and the heatsink one) *SMDH* goes Shepard!

"I gave you to Ceberus!" (Liara) -- only because if the response afterwards!

"Don't [screw] with Aria!" (and the smirk after)

[Guns_of_Freedom]

bobobo878 wrote...

Shepard: "When you want a problem shot, call a Turian. When you want a problem talked to death, call an Asari. When you want a new problem, call a Salarian. When you want a problem fixed, call a human"

Whoa that's great.  Where is it from.
Anyways mine.

"The Turians lost 20 cruisers.  Figure each had around 300 hundred.  The Acension, the Asari Dreadnought we saved, had a crew of nearly 10,000."
"But surely the Human co-"
"The Alliance lost 8 Cruisers.  Shenyang, Emden, Jakarta, Cairo, Seoul, Madrid.  And yes I remember them all.  Everyone int the 5th Fleet is a hero.  The Alliance owes them all Medals.  The Coucil owes them alot more than that....  And so do you."

Soooooooooooooooo satisfying.  Much more satisfying than just punching her.

[RainyDayLover]

Pretty much anything that comes out of Mordin. The following is a particular favorite of mine:

"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal people. Sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps"

[Benerka]

Some that haven't been mentioned yet...

"I am Sovereign. And this station is mine!"

“I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior — then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls.”

"What is fun to fight through?" "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

[Roenik]

"I began to smell my greatness."

-Some biotic God

[AgitatedLemon]

"It's really weird to see Miranda smiling while she's working, and it's all because of you. Be gentle with her, Shepard."

--Kasumi

That line just makes me feel fuzzy inside.

[Irenie]

Shepard: “That doesn't explain why you used my armour to fix yourself.”
Legion: “There was a hole.”
Shapard: "But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?"
...
Legion: "No data available"

[ObserverStatus]

 

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
Shepard: "When you want a problem shot, call a Turian. When you want a problem talked to death, call an Asari. When you want a new problem, call a Salarian. When you want a problem fixed, call a human"

That last one is my moto on Tom's Hardware. I can never seem to trigger this again. How do you do it?

 

Guns_of_Freedom wrote...
Whoa that's great.  Where is it from.

It's from the "False Positives" side quest on the citadel.

[greatgeek]

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari, don't you want to be like Commander Shepard?

[Big I]

Guns_of_Freedom wrote...
"The Turians lost 20 cruisers.  Figure each had around 300 hundred.  The Acension, the Asari Dreadnought we saved, had a crew of nearly 10,000."
"But surely the Human co-"
"The Alliance lost 8 Cruisers.  Shenyang, Emden, Jakarta, Cairo, Seoul, Madrid.  And yes I remember them all.  Everyone int the 5th Fleet is a hero.  The Alliance owes them all Medals.  The Coucil owes them alot more than that....  And so do you."

Soooooooooooooooo satisfying.  Much more satisfying than just punching her.

The Alliance also lost Cape Town, can't remeber the last one. I also love that speech.

[Abirn]

Gunnery Chief:  This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-**** in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's first law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

Modifié par Abirn, 20 février 2012 - 05:19 .

[bwg888]

Legion64 wrote...

My all time favorite:

"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"

Modifié par bwg888, 20 février 2012 - 05:32 .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Techlology wrote...

"You can't help me."

The fact that it was said with such conviction is what gets me loling.

Sten: NO

Rude Hero wrote...

“Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.”

I enjoy all of Zaeed's lines. Such an awesome character.

"He ran the books, I led the men. Worked real well for a while. Then Vido decided to start hiring batarians. Cheaper labor he said, Goddamn terrorists I said!"

"That's an eclipse uniform isn't it? Up against the wall, now."