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[fatalfeline]

"Loved showing off his war scars. Krogan think they're sexy. Me? I go for asses."

[SliPaladin]

"Shepard."

[MinervaHamster]

"Eat it!"
- Kasumi

I have been known to shout that randomly as I kill things in video games for years. When I first heard Kasumi shout it herself I knew that she had earned herself a perma-squadmate position.

[What a Succulent Ass]

- Everything Sovereign said.
- Benezia's lines. They're so horrible it's funny.
- Aethyta
- Wrex
- "Fly, b*tch!"

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 20 février 2012 - 07:13 .

[RVallant]

Elcor: *Barely contained terror*

[Nageth]

So many already listed so: Tali's reaction when you compare the scout to a Quarian with a belly ache.

[GuardianAngel470]

Nageth wrote...

So many already listed so: Tali's reaction when you compare the scout to a Quarian with a belly ache.

Garrus's reaction to the same.

Also:

Garrus-"That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
Shepard-"What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus-"Gardens. Electronic shops. Antique stores but only if they're classy."

[GuardianAngel470]

bobobo878 wrote...

It's from the "False Positives" side quest on the citadel.

I meant I can't figure out how to say it. Most of my recent playthroughs I haven't had the option. It sucks, because it's an awesome line.

You probably need a certain level of Renegade points to be able to say it. Oh well.

[yoshibb]

"50,000 years to figure this out and it's down to 25 mutineers. Way to go, team Milky Way." - Kaidan

The majority of what renegade Shepard says is hilarious:
"Turian Councilor: Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Shepard?
Shepard: Depends on the species... turian."

"Hey Everyone, this store discriminates against the poor."

"Joker: It'll be better than the old days.
Shepard: I hope so, I died."

And all lines from the 'biotic god'

[BenoCyber]

Turian Councillor - "Ah yes, Reapers"

Shepard - "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"

Miranda - "You'll die for that *****!"

Shepard - "Conrad, let me make this perfectly clear. *shoots Conrad in the foot* This is not acceptable."

Garrus - "Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Aimi]

yoshibb wrote...

"50,000 years to figure this out and it's down to 25 mutineers. Way to go, team Milky Way." - Kaidan

That one line made up for the entire rest of the game.

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"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face."

"So all that 'oh, I'm a good slaver' garbage was just an act?"

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

"...that scunner couldn't make a good haggis if his life depended on it."
"But all haggis tastes like ass anyway."
"Yeah, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass."

"...and now you're here to kill me."
"Maybe I just missed you."

[Oni Changas]

Wrex: Liara. I can't imaginge doing this without anyone else!

Garrus: Ahem! AHUH!

Wrex: You too, Garrus.

[incinerator950]

"Should I requisition a cow to walk in ahead of me?"

"Shepard, I was just waxing Goddamn Nostalgic."

[Ghost Rider LSOV]

Shepard: "I want to be your friend, you don't want to be my enemy."
Garrus: "They have a way of dying."

Joker: "This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
Joker: o_O
EDIT: "That was a joke."

[What a Succulent Ass]

"I'm a bad guy. Stop me from killing you."

[mybudgee]

"Gift for you!"
"There was..a hole"

[Astrogenesis]

Jacob: "Heavy risk, but the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!"

[whitey4444]

BenoCyber wrote...

Garrus - "Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

This quote has scale itch, it hurts you, but wins the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiize.

[fatalfeline]

"Hey! Who're you? What are you doing back here?"
"What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?"
"...What?"
"Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?"
"Dangerous?"
"Get out of here NOW! Before it blows!"
"Blows?! What th-"
"RUN!"
"All right!"
"Ha ha ha, I can't believe that actually worked."

[nitefyre410]

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Shepard: " How did you manage to ****** off every merc group on Omega?"

Garrus: " I wasn't easy I had to work REALLY hard?"

Why because that is the exactly question I would asked

But... it wasn't a question...

"It wasn't easy. I really had to work at it."

 

dude I was half asleep when I typed that.. cut a  guy some slack.