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[JerusPI]

I thought for a bit of fun that we'd "suggest" our own ideas for joke DLC since Mass Effect 3 is coming out soon



Heres mine.

1. Shepards Heir- Play as Shepards son or daughter and maneuver the tricky backdrop of being an Hero's child. will you be a Tattletale , a Bully, or somewhere in between. Will you woo the cheerleader , the Jock , the bookworm, the computer geek , or the bad boy/girl. The choices are yours.

2. Island Vacation.- Take your team on an vacation dress up your crew in skimpy swimsuits. Even Wrex and Legion. Play volleyball, Surf, drink booze and have a grand old time.

3. Breakdancing with Joker- Jokers been challenged to a Dance Competition will he dance his way to victory or will he end up putting the Break in Breakdancing?

4. The Revenge. Khalisa Al Jilani, Malon , and everyone else Shepard has punched out, team up to take down Shepard but will Shepard uncover the True Mastermind behind  it?

5. Unlockable Hanar Elcor and Volus races for multiplayer {im naming my volus han olar

[S Atomeha]

ME3- Disaster on the Normandy
After a reaper raid on the normandy, despite no casualties... you discover your fish and hamster have been stolen. Tracking a lone escape pod being picked up by a heretic ship you give chase. Will Shepard save his pets on time? Or is it already too late...

[I_Jedi]

The Dream
Wake up and realize you were violently drunk when you had those drugs from the eden Prime beacon. Learn the reality!

[Raltar]

S Atomeha wrote...

ME3- Disaster on the Normandy
After a reaper raid on the normandy, despite no casualties... you discover your fish and hamster have been stolen. Tracking a lone escape pod being picked up by a heretic ship you give chase. Will Shepard save his pets on time? Or is it already too late...

I could actually pay and play that one.  =(

[Legion64]

Conrad Verner wants to do a photoshoot with you nude. How many poses can you take before unleashing your anger on Conrad and beating his face to death?

[crimzontearz]

MOOOOOO

space cow ranch simulator

[wolfsite]

Krogan Fishing DLC game.

Choose your line, rod, and Ammo and join Wrex in the hunt for the most decadent sea life in the galaxy.

[Hero_Shep]

Crime Scene Investigaion with Kolyat, complete with one liners.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Cobra5]

Joker as a squadmate.

His features include -90% health and self-damage when firing a gun with recoil.

2. Island Vacation.- Take your team on an vacation dress up your crew in skimpy swimsuits. Even Wrex and Legion. Play volleyball, Surf, drink booze and have a grand old time.

Is it bad I would buy this?

Modifié par Cobra5, 20 février 2012 - 03:06 .

[Pax of Doom]

Paperwork: Help Shepard file reports for the last few years. A Choose Your Own Adventure-style, text-based DLC.

Galaxy of Fantasy: Play an MMO in ME3. Organize your crew for a raid night (on Insanity difficulty, you will have to accommodate everyone's schedules - for that added realism). Grind gear and mats for a successful raid. Ties to MP, as war assets can be used instead to accomplish the minigame's goals. Survive pugs, rage-quitting, coddling/impressing your LI in-raid, and Joker's backstabber thief standing in the fire.

And add a second vote for the Save Space Hamster and Fish. And for the Island Vacation one, only if it's set on Kahje.

[JerZey CJ]

Dog Armor: Outfit your robotic dog in two different styles of armor that do absolutely nothing. Costs 800 Microsoft Points.

[Volus Warlord]

1.) Scale Itch Fiasco: Battle the plague!

2.) Welcome to the Machine: Fight the indoctrination.. as a Geth!

[HiddenKING]

[JerusPI]

JerZeyCJ2 wrote...

Dog Armor: Outfit your robotic dog in two different styles of armor that do absolutely nothing. Costs 800 Microsoft Points.

Does one of the outfits make him look like K9 from Doctor Who? Cause i'll shell out 1600 points for that

[Gibb_Shepard]

A DLC containing an integral character to the game. It's also released AS SOON as the game is, and you have to pay en extra $10 for it.

Modifié par Gibb_Shepard, 20 février 2012 - 03:14 .

[howl3d]

Pjak fighting
(think chicken fights)

[HiddenKING]

Fight for the Refund DLC.

[Big I]

"A Great Wind"

When he was mortal he worked for Pitne, but now he is a great wind that will sweep all before him like a great wind. A great biotic wind.  Download this DLC and recruit Niftu Cal, a biotic god, and then watch as he wreaks a just revenge on the Reapers. He thinks things and they happen.

[Mike Shepard]

Mass Effect Tekken: an Arcade Style fighting game where you play as characters such as Shepard and Garrus where each has some bizarre reason for entering the Tekken tournament and they just beat the living daylight out of each other.

[HiddenKING]

Mike Shepard wrote...

Mass Effect Tekken: an Arcade Style fighting game where you play as characters such as Shepard and Garrus where each has some bizarre reason for entering the Tekken tournament and they just beat the living daylight out of each other.

I support this if I can use my Fightstick.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Mass-Day Night War

Shepard and all your favorites trade combat armor for wrestling boots and singlets in this raucous in-ring adventure.

Cut backstage or pre-match promos, challenge for the Galactic Heavyweight Championship, pursue a romantic entanglement, turn face or heel, or even bring your squaddies for some 6-person tag team action!

Announced by Khalisah Al-Jilani and commentated by the indelible Captain Bailey and retired "Biotic God" himself, Niftu Cal!

Modifié par DaftArbiter, 20 février 2012 - 03:22 .

[xentar]

The endings. You did know vanilla game doesn't have any, right?

[Mike Shepard]

Take the plot of Ender's Game and make Shepard Ender, Ashley his sister Valentine and Kaidan as his brother Peter.

yeah.

[JerusPI]

xentar wrote...

The endings. You did know vanilla game doesn't have any, right?

*David Tennant 10th Doctor Face* wat?
what?
What?
What?!

Modifié par JerusPI, 20 février 2012 - 03:35 .

[Pax of Doom]

Mike Shepard wrote...

Mass Effect Tekken: an Arcade Style fighting game where you play as characters such as Shepard and Garrus where each has some bizarre reason for entering the Tekken tournament and they just beat the living daylight out of each other.

Do they hold tiebreakers in Garrus' quarters or Shepard's?