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#26
movieguyabw

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I would so get behind the "Great Wind" and "How the Collectors Stole Christmas" dlc's. ^_^

Also: "Menage a trois" Is your love interest from Mass Effect 1 giving you the cold shoulder? Smooth things over with them and your new love interest with a night of fun for the three of you, in the captain's quarters.

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The Dead or Alive Tie in DLC
Take your FemShep and join the rest of the female crew members from ME 2 &3 for some good ol' fashioned beach volleyball, DOA style! Enjoy different swimsuit styles and colors. New challenges and modes. And don't forget everyone's favorite, boob physics engines!

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Valshock

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 thought of a creative simulation type dlc like the one in mass effect 1 except you need to test new tech in missions and they are all events from modern and prior real history some examples:
ww2: and you get a thompson
vietnam: m16
thought it would be awesome

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Not really DLC but additions would be a full length music video changing all the lyrics to Wreckx-N_Effect's Rumpshaker, to something involving Wrex and the Krogan Princess. Aptly named Wrex-N-MassEffect.

And when Shepard is addressing the Council after the attack on Earth, says "Blue Oyster Cult was wrong, you should fear the Reaper."

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slyborg wrote...

Not really DLC but additions would be a full length music video changing all the lyrics to Wreckx-N_Effect's Rumpshaker, to something involving Wrex and the Krogan Princess. Aptly named Wrex-N-MassEffect.

And when Shepard is addressing the Council after the attack on Earth, says "Blue Oyster Cult was wrong, you should fear the Reaper."


“Ah, yes, ‘Reapers’. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.”

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Party Temple.

It's a club.

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PsychoWARD23

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Map packs - 800 MSP

Weapon Packs - 160 MSP

oh wait, lol

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Nageth

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I'll have to change my ME1 request for Joker's quest to find the bathroom on the Normandy now that the new ship has two. How about on Joker's first date with EDI he runs into Refund Guy and mad hijinks ensue.

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 Kahlee Sanders gets addicted to meth and slowly drugs herself to death despite the players attempts to save her. 

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JerusPI

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an new dialogue option for the bottom of the wheel in all conversations "Ah yes {topic of conversation] We have dismissed that Claim"

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Imbus1323

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Reserve ME3's UBER SUPER OVERPRICED HOARDER EDITION priced at $260 and receive ME3's multiple endings!

While supplies lasts.... oops too late.

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Nageth

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JerusPI wrote...

an new dialogue option for the bottom of the wheel in all conversations "Ah yes {topic of conversation] We have dismissed that Claim"


Or an option where every Turian gets shot in the head at some point during the conversation (seriously, the only non-background Turian not to get shot in the head was the Turian council memeber, this must be corrected).

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"DA meets ME"

The Warden Commander and Hawke have asked Morrigan to use apositue magic to bring Cmdr Shepard back into time to help in the war of Templar vs Mages. WARNING upon installing this DLC all of your ME3 maps will become the same and choices will not matter anymore in ME3.

Modifié par Eragondragonrider, 20 février 2012 - 04:25 .


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Garrus Calibrations DLC, Garrus teaches Shepard how to do calibrations

Also a "Mass Effect Fields" DLC

Modifié par Drone223, 20 février 2012 - 04:29 .


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Nageth

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Drone223 wrote...

Garrus Calibrations DLC, Garrus teaches Shepard how to do calibrations

Also a "Mass Effect Fields" DLC


Wait, I thought that already happened in ME2.

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"The only weapon that could possibly defeat the Reapers" DLC - released 6 weeks after ME3 and costs $150. Somehow, somebody will still win on Insanity without it.

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ODST 3 wrote...

 Kahlee Sanders gets addicted to meth red sand and slowly drugs herself to death despite the players attempts to save her. 


FTFY  :D  Question is, how many would just let her die?  *raises hand*

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Pax of Doom wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

 Kahlee Sanders gets addicted to meth red sand and slowly drugs herself to death despite the players attempts to save her. 


FTFY  :D  Question is, how many would just let her die?  *raises hand*


Fixed

#44
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I would pay for a Halo and ME3 crossover DLC/Expansion.

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Drone223

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Nageth wrote...

Drone223 wrote...

Garrus Calibrations DLC, Garrus teaches Shepard how to do calibrations

Also a "Mass Effect Fields" DLC


Wait, I thought that already happened in ME2.


No thats reach and flexability (sp)

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Earths greatest warriors-Re-create earths greatest warriors as squad mates.

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"We are Legion" DLC - Play as a Geth in co-op mode, where different programs (players) control movement and aiming!

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Drone223 wrote...

Nageth wrote...

Drone223 wrote...

Garrus Calibrations DLC, Garrus teaches Shepard how to do calibrations

Also a "Mass Effect Fields" DLC


Wait, I thought that already happened in ME2.


No thats reach and flexability (sp)


Oh, so it was just a prerequisite course required to learn how to do calibrations.

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Romance DLC:  Have  LI?  Tired of the "dry humping"?  For 1600 Bioware points (or equivalent) we will upgrade your love scenes to ME 1's level (full nude, side view)

:wizard:

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A Golden Dragon wrote...

Romance DLC:  Have  LI?  Tired of the "dry humping"?  For 1600 Bioware points (or equivalent) we will upgrade your love scenes to ME 1's level (full nude, side view)

:wizard:


You mean that isn't the DLC they included with that Liara figurine?