A workout and massage DLC for Shepards arms and shoulders to get him/her through ME3. Or a DLC dedicated to shepard hunting down where he/she left that dam holster.
post your own Joke DLC for Mass Effect 3
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#52
Posté 20 février 2012 - 05:09
JerusPI
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agn25 wrote...
A workout and massage DLC for Shepards arms and shoulders to get him/her through ME3. Or a DLC dedicated to shepard hunting down where he/she left that dam holster.
.....I kinda want a Massage DLC it might relax me as well ooh what if it makes the controller vibrate.
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 05:31
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the VI butler from LotSB goes insane like claptrap from borderlands
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 05:37
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Son of a ... someone already posted my "witty joke". That's what I get for not reading the thread first.
Nothin' to see here, folks.
Nothin' to see here, folks.
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#55
Posté 20 février 2012 - 05:44
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Admiral Xen's Funhouse
Design your own geth.
Design your own geth.
#56
Posté 20 février 2012 - 07:10
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An 4gb Hour long DLC of interviewing Emily Wong. Telling the truth and giving her unrestricted access to everything Shepard Knows. Including creating your own complete backstory for Shepard. it costs 4800 points but by the time you're done your Roleplay Shepard will be perfected did shepard have siblings? did he have an girlfriend on earth in the gangs? Does Shepard Remember the faces of everyone he kills? Find out in Shepards Story DLC
#57
Posté 20 février 2012 - 07:59
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Different endings pack:
The Reapers were just a morality test for Humanity
The council saves the day
The Turian Councilor destroys the Reapers by dismissing them from existence.
The strange galaxy DLC which will change dialogue and graphics when you start a new game with it.
Shepard: The Reapers are coming!
Human Admiral: I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
-Shepard and TIM fighting aboard the Cerberus Space Station. They run out of thermal clips except one in their heavy pistols. TIM walks towards Shepard-
TIM: I don't like fair fights, but may the best man win. Put 'er there. -As shepard extends his hand, TIM snatches Shepard's gun- Oh what is with you man, I can't believe you fell for it! That's like the oldest trick in the book. You know what, here let me give you your gun back -Shepard reaches for it and TIM throws it through the grates- Oh you fell for it again! I mean come on man. -raises gun- and now Shepard, you'll see why Renegade always wins, because Paragon is dumb. -TIM shoots and Shepard keeps dodging until backed into a corner- And now Shepard, say goodbye to your two best friends; and I don't mean the ones on the Normandy!
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Shepard: The next sentence is true, the last sentence was false!
Reaper: You really think that's going to work?
Shepard: The chicken or the egg?
Reaper: Egg, laid by the evolutionary ancestor of the chicken, smart ass.
Shepard: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Reaper: =.=
Shepard: QUICK, LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Reaper: For the last time Shepard, I'm not falling for-gets hit by giant mass accelerator round and dies-
Shepard: Warned ya :3
The Reapers were just a morality test for Humanity
The council saves the day
The Turian Councilor destroys the Reapers by dismissing them from existence.
The strange galaxy DLC which will change dialogue and graphics when you start a new game with it.
Shepard: The Reapers are coming!
Human Admiral: I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
-Shepard and TIM fighting aboard the Cerberus Space Station. They run out of thermal clips except one in their heavy pistols. TIM walks towards Shepard-
TIM: I don't like fair fights, but may the best man win. Put 'er there. -As shepard extends his hand, TIM snatches Shepard's gun- Oh what is with you man, I can't believe you fell for it! That's like the oldest trick in the book. You know what, here let me give you your gun back -Shepard reaches for it and TIM throws it through the grates- Oh you fell for it again! I mean come on man. -raises gun- and now Shepard, you'll see why Renegade always wins, because Paragon is dumb. -TIM shoots and Shepard keeps dodging until backed into a corner- And now Shepard, say goodbye to your two best friends; and I don't mean the ones on the Normandy!
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Shepard: The next sentence is true, the last sentence was false!
Reaper: You really think that's going to work?
Shepard: The chicken or the egg?
Reaper: Egg, laid by the evolutionary ancestor of the chicken, smart ass.
Shepard: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Reaper: =.=
Shepard: QUICK, LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Reaper: For the last time Shepard, I'm not falling for-gets hit by giant mass accelerator round and dies-
Shepard: Warned ya :3
#58
Posté 20 février 2012 - 08:06
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JerusPI wrote...
An 4gb Hour long DLC of interviewing Emily Wong. Telling the truth and giving her unrestricted access to everything Shepard Knows. Including creating your own complete backstory for Shepard. it costs 4800 points but by the time you're done your Roleplay Shepard will be perfected did shepard have siblings? did he have an girlfriend on earth in the gangs? Does Shepard Remember the faces of everyone he kills? Find out in Shepards Story DLC
#59
Posté 20 février 2012 - 09:39
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JerusPI wrote...
An 4gb Hour long DLC of interviewing Emily Wong. Telling the truth and giving her unrestricted access to everything Shepard Knows. Including creating your own complete backstory for Shepard. it costs 4800 points but by the time you're done your Roleplay Shepard will be perfected did shepard have siblings? did he have an girlfriend on earth in the gangs? Does Shepard Remember the faces of everyone he kills? Find out in Shepards Story DLC
Damn you. Damn you.
I now want this to happen and know it never will
#60
Posté 20 février 2012 - 10:07
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Romancing the ship...
Play as Joker, as he stumbles around the Normandy trying to activate all of EDIs erogenous zones before the reaper hacks her mainframe, rendering her infertile.
I knew it, it was Q all along.
Play as Joker, as he stumbles around the Normandy trying to activate all of EDIs erogenous zones before the reaper hacks her mainframe, rendering her infertile.
Sajuro wrote...
The Reapers were just a morality test for Humanity
I knew it, it was Q all along.
#61
Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:09
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Sheprad's Eleven
With the help of Kasumi Goto, Shepard plans a heist which takes him to IIlium with the intention of robbing three of the Illusive Man's casinos at the same time.
Danny - Shepard
Rusty - Garrus
Linus - Joker
Basher - Jacob
Livingston - Legion
Frank - Wrex
Saul - Hackett
Yen - Kasumi (o.0)
Reuben - Anderson
Virgil - Kaiden
Turk - Vega
Tess - Miranda
Benedict - The Illusive Man
At the end you have to choose between Miranda or the Cash, but if you have enough Charm/Intimidate, you can have both.
With the help of Kasumi Goto, Shepard plans a heist which takes him to IIlium with the intention of robbing three of the Illusive Man's casinos at the same time.
Danny - Shepard
Rusty - Garrus
Linus - Joker
Basher - Jacob
Livingston - Legion
Frank - Wrex
Saul - Hackett
Yen - Kasumi (o.0)
Reuben - Anderson
Virgil - Kaiden
Turk - Vega
Tess - Miranda
Benedict - The Illusive Man
At the end you have to choose between Miranda or the Cash, but if you have enough Charm/Intimidate, you can have both.
Modifié par Astrogenesis, 20 février 2012 - 03:10 .
#62
Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:23
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I totally support "How the Collectors Stole Christmas" DLC.
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:26
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Conrad Verner as squad member. Nuff said.
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:26
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Astrogenesis wrote...
Sheprad's Eleven
With the help of Kasumi Goto, Shepard plans a heist which takes him to IIlium with the intention of robbing three of the Illusive Man's casinos at the same time.
Danny - Shepard
Rusty - Garrus
Linus - Joker
Basher - Jacob
Livingston - Legion
Frank - Wrex
Saul - Hackett
Yen - Kasumi (o.0)
Reuben - Anderson
Virgil - Kaiden
Turk - Vega
Tess - Miranda
Benedict - The Illusive Man
At the end you have to choose between Miranda or the Cash, but if you have enough Charm/Intimidate, you can have both.
http://img14.imagesh...97/seleven.jpg9
I SO support this
:lol:
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:32
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''Where no man has gone before''
It is a basic story : Commander Shepard meet Captain James T. Kirk and they share their experiences in banging alien chicks.
It is a basic story : Commander Shepard meet Captain James T. Kirk and they share their experiences in banging alien chicks.
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:43
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"Making a Porn star blush" with this 3600 MP DLC
With this DLC it will no longer black out when Shepard gets his/her Mojo on, nothing held back everything is shown on this once in a life time DLC! From that awkward foreplay to the crying shame afterwards nothing is taken out not even those creepy moments of eye contact. It even shows the constant breaks when the LI has to use the bathroom! Is your Shepard a loner? Don't fret we have a special Love scene for you! You get 30 minutes of uninterrupted footage of Shepard "Pumping the Shotgun" If you catch our drift...full of lonely grunts, and we grantee a long shameful cry once its done!
"Reapers Day off" for 1600 MP
Ever wonder what a Reaper did when its not committing Galactic Genocide? Don't care? Neither do we!
With this DLC it will no longer black out when Shepard gets his/her Mojo on, nothing held back everything is shown on this once in a life time DLC! From that awkward foreplay to the crying shame afterwards nothing is taken out not even those creepy moments of eye contact. It even shows the constant breaks when the LI has to use the bathroom! Is your Shepard a loner? Don't fret we have a special Love scene for you! You get 30 minutes of uninterrupted footage of Shepard "Pumping the Shotgun" If you catch our drift...full of lonely grunts, and we grantee a long shameful cry once its done!
"Reapers Day off" for 1600 MP
Ever wonder what a Reaper did when its not committing Galactic Genocide? Don't care? Neither do we!
Modifié par NNC FROSTY, 20 février 2012 - 12:44 .
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 12:55
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This thread is full of win!
Galactic Beauty - 1800 MSP
Shepard, the Illusive Man and the Turian Councillor judge and humiliate all of Shepard's squad and friends as they "try" to win the Galactic Beauty contest. However you later find the contest is rigged and with your team of misfits you must unearth a conspiracy far beyond the Galaxy.
Galactic Beauty - 1800 MSP
Shepard, the Illusive Man and the Turian Councillor judge and humiliate all of Shepard's squad and friends as they "try" to win the Galactic Beauty contest. However you later find the contest is rigged and with your team of misfits you must unearth a conspiracy far beyond the Galaxy.
#68
Posté 20 février 2012 - 02:10
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1) Origin Armor.
An armor with an EA Origin logo that gets unlocked by pre-ordering the game from Origin.
2)Razer Armor.
Razer armor gets unlocked if you buy a N7 branded Razer accessory.
3)Game Informer issues.
New issues of Game Informer get downloaded automatically when they are released and are added in Shepard's Normandy cabin automatically,if you sign a 12 month subscription to game informer.
4)FAMAS assault rifle.
Free dlc for those who already have a Battlefield 3 online pass.
5)Shepard Costumization Pack
Unlocks new presets for customizing Shepard's appereance.New haircuts,eyes,noses...
6)Mass of War
A big dlc with new missions.Somehow the Charon Relay unlocks a new destination that someone can 'jump' to,and moments after someone from an unknown part of the galaxy appears in the Sol System.This someone is Marcus Fenix and commander Shepard will have to team up with him to fight against the Reapers!!!
hahaha lol
Hope they where fun!
An armor with an EA Origin logo that gets unlocked by pre-ordering the game from Origin.
2)Razer Armor.
Razer armor gets unlocked if you buy a N7 branded Razer accessory.
3)Game Informer issues.
New issues of Game Informer get downloaded automatically when they are released and are added in Shepard's Normandy cabin automatically,if you sign a 12 month subscription to game informer.
4)FAMAS assault rifle.
Free dlc for those who already have a Battlefield 3 online pass.
5)Shepard Costumization Pack
Unlocks new presets for customizing Shepard's appereance.New haircuts,eyes,noses...
6)Mass of War
A big dlc with new missions.Somehow the Charon Relay unlocks a new destination that someone can 'jump' to,and moments after someone from an unknown part of the galaxy appears in the Sol System.This someone is Marcus Fenix and commander Shepard will have to team up with him to fight against the Reapers!!!
hahaha lol
Hope they where fun!
Modifié par Alithinos, 20 février 2012 - 02:14 .
#69
Posté 20 février 2012 - 02:15
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DLC side game.
Remember Mr Frosty. Well the next level of excitement is here with the ultra collectable
''Mr Harbie''
Gleefully crush humanity under foot and feed the slushy remains into Mr Harbie and the first person to create a Reaper wins...
Guaranteed to make sunday afternoons exciting again.
Remember Mr Frosty. Well the next level of excitement is here with the ultra collectable
''Mr Harbie''
Gleefully crush humanity under foot and feed the slushy remains into Mr Harbie and the first person to create a Reaper wins...
Guaranteed to make sunday afternoons exciting again.
#70
Posté 20 février 2012 - 02:27
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that would honestly be pretty awesome, take my money biowareDoctalen wrote...
JerusPI wrote...
An 4gb Hour long DLC of interviewing Emily Wong. Telling the truth and giving her unrestricted access to everything Shepard Knows. Including creating your own complete backstory for Shepard. it costs 4800 points but by the time you're done your Roleplay Shepard will be perfected did shepard have siblings? did he have an girlfriend on earth in the gangs? Does Shepard Remember the faces of everyone he kills? Find out in Shepards Story DLC
#71
Posté 20 février 2012 - 02:29
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Shepard wakes up to find that all his companions have mysteriously swapped gender! Hilarity ensues, especially with the LI.
(God, I watch too much anime)
(God, I watch too much anime)
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Posté 20 février 2012 - 02:58
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Illium Noir
As a nightclub dancer is found strangled in her apartment without any witnesses, her sister seeks the aid of private investigators Shepard and Garrus. It is now up to the two of them to discover the truth behind the murder; a truth that could shake the city's very foundations. A hard boiled crime drama set in a futuristic city which never sleeps.
Action! Suspense! Romance!
Coming soon to a DLC near you!
Also support to "Shepard's Eleven"
As a nightclub dancer is found strangled in her apartment without any witnesses, her sister seeks the aid of private investigators Shepard and Garrus. It is now up to the two of them to discover the truth behind the murder; a truth that could shake the city's very foundations. A hard boiled crime drama set in a futuristic city which never sleeps.
Action! Suspense! Romance!
Coming soon to a DLC near you!
Also support to "Shepard's Eleven"
Modifié par Revro, 20 février 2012 - 02:59 .
#73
Posté 20 février 2012 - 04:16
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Shephard's Recurrence
Where after Shephard loses all his money, finds a quarter in the couch, and you have to try to earn enough to pay for the Normandy's fuel and handling bill, before it gets scrapped and sold by the authorities. Steal cars, rob banks, play blackjack, slotmachines, and poker, includes hundreds of outfits that none of the other characters ever seems to notice.
(Also known by gamers as 'Grand Theft Shephard')
Where after Shephard loses all his money, finds a quarter in the couch, and you have to try to earn enough to pay for the Normandy's fuel and handling bill, before it gets scrapped and sold by the authorities. Steal cars, rob banks, play blackjack, slotmachines, and poker, includes hundreds of outfits that none of the other characters ever seems to notice.
(Also known by gamers as 'Grand Theft Shephard')
Modifié par Wodyme, 20 février 2012 - 04:16 .
#74
Posté 20 février 2012 - 04:19
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Someone may have already done this one I never read the thread.
The EDI body pack.
Upgrade your favourite VI with this series of synthetic bodies.
Available in blond,brunette and redhead.
Coming soon the ME3 "Nightwear" pack.
The EDI body pack.
Upgrade your favourite VI with this series of synthetic bodies.
Available in blond,brunette and redhead.
Coming soon the ME3 "Nightwear" pack.
#75
Posté 20 février 2012 - 04:35
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Just like Mirandawhitey4444 wrote...
Romancing the ship...
Play as Joker, as he stumbles around the Normandy trying to activate all of EDIs erogenous zones before the reaper hacks her mainframe, rendering her infertile.
oh I haven't used that in forever.
