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[Mendelevosa]

Mass Effect 3: BSN and the Haters DLC:

Play as Commander Shepard in his quest for eliminating constant hate threads on BSN. In this fun-filled adventure, you will recruit an additional permanent squad member with hacking expertise. Shepard and the new teammate will work together by hacking into the BSN network and entering the digital world, where they will use cyber weapons to destroy the numerous hate threads that are in the form of toilet-shaped monsters to cleanse the forums and bring peace to the network for the rest of eternity. This pack also includes cyber outfits for the whole team, cyber weapons to use outside the digital world, and a personal cyber terminal in Shepard's quarters that will allow him to enter the digital world unlimitedly. This all will be sold for the low price of 2000 MS Points ($25).

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 23 février 2012 - 01:53 .

[Carnage752]

Inception Effect: Admiral Hacket has been indoctrinated. New Alliance training technology allows us to enter and share lucid dreams. Shepard must go into Hackett's mind to remove the corruption from his mind. However, not only is Hackett's subconcious fighting back, but the Reaper's influence can damage Shepard forever. Can you save Hackett? Can you succesfully perform Inception?

[Stephenc13]

Mass Effect 3: Resurrection

100 years later, the Galaxy is still on the road to recovery after the Reaper invasion. The second time deceased Commander Shepard is resurrected a second time by a shady organization called Cerb R' Us. Play as elderly Commander Shepard 100 years in the future to see the state of the Galaxy after the Reaper invasion. Decimate rebellious youngsters with the antique device called a Walking Stick!

[Hawkeye121]

Blasto the Jellyfish stings,... Again!!!

"After a string of violent kidnappings on the Citadel's Zakera Ward, Citadel Security Investigator's become overwhelmed and the Council requests the help of the Galaxy's second greatest hero! Blasto the first Hanar Spectre must re-construct ravaged crime scenes, interview frightened citizens, avoid xenophobic hecklers, dismantle dangerous underground gangs, neutralize red sand dealers and come face to face with the greatest threat aboard the Citadel..."

Search: "Blasto DLC" on the extranet.
Demo available: July 7, 2165 
Price: 10 Credits



Preview

-Hawk

Modifié par Hawkeye121, 23 février 2012 - 02:13 .

[DnVill]

Reaper Space Invader arcade game. pew pew "Drop one level down and increase speed!"

[A Great Biotic Wind]

Day 1 DLC: Awesome Button/Reaper Squadmate

[Elegana]

Elcor classics: Listen to all of Shakespeare's greatest works that are narrated by a cast of Elcor.

[TAK The Voyager]

TonyTitan wrote...

Courtship DLC:

After romancing your favorite LI from either ME1 or ME2, now the true test of Shepard's devotion comes into play.

(Male Sheps) Once a month your LI will experience very trying 'mood swings'.....what sort of decision making will you decide upon in order to keep her happy and pleased. How will you adjust to moments of complete bliss, then in a blink of an eye having Armageddon tear through the Normandy.
(FemSheps) How will you continue to keep your LI happy as you battle cramps and mood swings...uncontrolled outbursts, unexplained emotional changes, and those embarrassing moments where you cannot fit into your form fitting armor or casual wear due to some 'bloating'.

Dear God.

[Hawkeye121]

TAK The Voyager wrote...

TonyTitan wrote...

Courtship DLC:

After romancing your favorite LI from either ME1 or ME2, now the true test of Shepard's devotion comes into play.

(Male Sheps) Once a month your LI will experience very trying 'mood swings'.....what sort of decision making will you decide upon in order to keep her happy and pleased. How will you adjust to moments of complete bliss, then in a blink of an eye having Armageddon tear through the Normandy.
(FemSheps) How will you continue to keep your LI happy as you battle cramps and mood swings...uncontrolled outbursts, unexplained emotional changes, and those embarrassing moments where you cannot fit into your form fitting armor or casual wear due to some 'bloating'.

Dear God.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[HighFlyingDwarf]

Mendelevosa wrote...

Mass Effect 3: BSN and the Haters DLC:

Play as Commander Shepard in his quest for eliminating constant hate threads on BSN. In this fun-filled adventure, you will recruit an additional permanent squad member with hacking expertise. Shepard and the new teammate will work together by hacking into the BSN network and entering the digital world, where they will use cyber weapons to destroy the numerous hate threads that are in the form of toilet-shaped monsters to cleanse the forums and bring peace to the network for the rest of eternity. This pack also includes cyber outfits for the whole team, cyber weapons to use outside the digital world, and a personal cyber terminal in Shepard's quarters that will allow him to enter the digital world unlimitedly. This all will be sold for the low price of 2000 MS Points ($25).

Trololololol

[DnVill]

HighFlyingDwarf wrote...

Mendelevosa wrote...

Mass Effect 3: BSN and the Haters DLC:

Play as Commander Shepard in his quest for eliminating constant hate threads on BSN. In this fun-filled adventure, you will recruit an additional permanent squad member with hacking expertise. Shepard and the new teammate will work together by hacking into the BSN network and entering the digital world, where they will use cyber weapons to destroy the numerous hate threads that are in the form of toilet-shaped monsters to cleanse the forums and bring peace to the network for the rest of eternity. This pack also includes cyber outfits for the whole team, cyber weapons to use outside the digital world, and a personal cyber terminal in Shepard's quarters that will allow him to enter the digital world unlimitedly. This all will be sold for the low price of 2000 MS Points ($25).

Trololololol

Yeah. Exactly.

 If he's sick with free speech and wants to suppress it then he should move to China.

[Cushers Baby x]

Prothean Squadmate?!

[Mendelevosa]

DnVill wrote...

HighFlyingDwarf wrote...

Mendelevosa wrote...

Mass Effect 3: BSN and the Haters DLC:

Play as Commander Shepard in his quest for eliminating constant hate threads on BSN. In this fun-filled adventure, you will recruit an additional permanent squad member with hacking expertise. Shepard and the new teammate will work together by hacking into the BSN network and entering the digital world, where they will use cyber weapons to destroy the numerous hate threads that are in the form of toilet-shaped monsters to cleanse the forums and bring peace to the network for the rest of eternity. This pack also includes cyber outfits for the whole team, cyber weapons to use outside the digital world, and a personal cyber terminal in Shepard's quarters that will allow him to enter the digital world unlimitedly. This all will be sold for the low price of 2000 MS Points ($25).

Trololololol

Yeah. Exactly.

 If he's sick with free speech and wants to suppress it then he should move to China.

This was mainly targeted at threads that take things too far, like the thread that complained about the order of the campaign modes on the menu screen.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 23 février 2012 - 03:33 .

[i IIVIIorpheus]

"Shepard, Garrus, Legion and Thane decide to take a trip to Vegas. After a prelude of heavy drinking and drugs, follow them as they wake up in a messy hotel room and try to figure out what happened the night before."

Hilarity ensues in this never before thought of scenario. Only 4000 MS points. It's a steal!

[Rockworm503]

Online message boards in game!
Troll the Asari Justicar site.
complain to the Taurians.

4Chan Mass Effect style where you attack the creators of galaxy of fantasy for suggesting an option that wasn't popular.

[Gabey5]

Shepard Goes on Vacation
-A romance simulator where shepard takes a break from the war with the reapers to spend time with his girlfriend, much hi jinks ensue when Joker, Garrus, and Jacob tag along o this wacky all new adventure. Only 1600 Microsoft Points

[thug lord]

UndercoverDoctor wrote...

From Ashes.

GAH! you beat me to it! i was frantically cntrl + ****g [F, as in the letter, not the word]through the pages to see if i could be first! 

Modifié par thug lord, 23 février 2012 - 04:18 .

[Rockworm503]

Mendelevosa wrote...

DnVill wrote...

HighFlyingDwarf wrote...

Mendelevosa wrote...

Mass Effect 3: BSN and the Haters DLC:

Play as Commander Shepard in his quest for eliminating constant hate threads on BSN. In this fun-filled adventure, you will recruit an additional permanent squad member with hacking expertise. Shepard and the new teammate will work together by hacking into the BSN network and entering the digital world, where they will use cyber weapons to destroy the numerous hate threads that are in the form of toilet-shaped monsters to cleanse the forums and bring peace to the network for the rest of eternity. This pack also includes cyber outfits for the whole team, cyber weapons to use outside the digital world, and a personal cyber terminal in Shepard's quarters that will allow him to enter the digital world unlimitedly. This all will be sold for the low price of 2000 MS Points ($25).

Trololololol

Yeah. Exactly.

 If he's sick with free speech and wants to suppress it then he should move to China.

This was mainly targeted at threads that take things too far, like the thread that complained about the order of the campaign modes on the menu screen.

I guess the fact that this is a Joke thread is lost on some people.

[slimgrin]

FREE DRM with each legal copy of ME3, courtesy of Origin.

Modifié par slimgrin, 23 février 2012 - 04:19 .

[Chromie]

Free DLC and codes to redeem on Steam!

[The Great and Powerful Trixie]

"I know you feel this"

Downloadable Reaper squad mate. He looms far overhead incinerating opponents below and makes cool robot noises. His abilities are Spawn Husks and Orbital Bombardment.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I suggest The Sims: Mass Effect instead. What lots of people (specially) in Romance section demand.

On topic: Mass Effect - Star Wars Cross Path DLC

[escapeartist80]

Title: "Greed" only $10. Releases 1 day before the game.

Play as BioWare or EA and try to ****** off your fanbase as much as you can while still getting a hold of their money. Unlock "optional" ending (costs $10), "optional" characters ($10), "optional" weapons ($10) and "optional" textures ($10).

The DLC has original content (solidare with pictures of shepard on the back) and links to other DLC in costumisable colors that you can download for only $10 per color.

[Soverign 666]

Title" Race against the preorder

Play as commander sheperd and race around the world using a combination of force and persuasion to stop everyone in the known galaxy from preordering an upcoming game. But hurry you only have to march 6. Sidequests will include finding ridicioulously small plot holes and declaring the writing bad.

[Matt VT Schlo]

Holster your Gun DLC - included for free with CE; $10 for everyone else

Modifié par Matt VT Schlo, 23 février 2012 - 05:13 .