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[The Great and Powerful Trixie]

escapeartist80 wrote...

Title: "Greed" only $10. Releases 1 day before the game.

Play as BioWare or EA and try to ****** off your fanbase as much as you can while still getting a hold of their money. Unlock "optional" ending (costs $10), "optional" characters ($10), "optional" weapons ($10) and "optional" textures ($10).

The DLC has original content (solidare with pictures of shepard on the back) and links to other DLC in costumisable colors that you can download for only $10 per color.

www.youtube.com/watch


DLC: The Game

[KGibbers]

Getting back to the "joke" portion of the thread...

Conrad Verner and his hired group of goons hijack the Normandy and take off to explore the galaxy like heroic idiots! Shep is stranded, until a mysterious Doctor shows up with a time/space travelling blue police call box. Shep and his/her romance team up with the Doctor and his companion to get the Normandy back and show Verner what an idiot he is!

[xFlamexOfxHellx]

Circus of Ring-Master.

You and your crew run into a circus ship where the "ring-master" has found about indoctronation and mastered how to use it effectively, turning anyone/anything into cybernetic clowns. (reaper spikes and what-not). And he see's shepard as his/her new star attraction. (by your-self mission) They trick you into going on a mission alone, now you have to fight your way out of the "Circus"

[Gabriel S.]

Bill & Ted in Shep Hoarding Dudes

Bill & Ted journey into the future on a most bodacious of space-time travelling adventures. They discover that their universe IS NOT alone in the universe. It would appear that a most atypical of scientific theories, the theory of Multeyeverse, is in fact totally not a lie...

No way...

YES WAY!

Check it out. The Mass Effect universes, a most excellent universes indeed, are totally plagued by the most odious of DLC ideas. Dude, a member of the long dead prothean species is totally returned to the land of the living however rescinded to the non-non-non-importance of a DLC character... booogus.

That the best news I've heard so far... NOT!!!

The uproar caused by this most heinous of crimes has totally unbalanced the balance of the multeyeverse and all the Mass Effect universes are heading for a most egregious Apocalypse. No way...

YES WAY!!! But all is not forlorn for - BEHOLD - there is totally a path that does not require the expiration of their bodily organisms... most excellent! The unrivalled commander named Shepard is a constant amongst all Mass Effect universes and a righteous beacon of hope.

Now.
Bill & Ted must find a way.
To restore the balance.
Totally!!!
By journeying to each parallel universe.
Collecting each Shepard.
Bringing them to Station's Citadel.
Yeah, and totally melvin some Reapers along the way, aha-ha!
And finally engaging in a most excellent of deus ex machina ever put to cinematic medium.

THE END!

And remember what Bill & Ted always say:
Be excellent to each other!
And party on, dudes!
*air guitar*

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 23 février 2012 - 06:18 .

[RDSFirebane]

$10.00 Coma DLC will the commander wake up in time to save the galaxy? Watch as the entire crew come into the med bay and each give a 5 minuet speech about the untimeliness of this terrible shower accident.

$10.00 Robo DLC can you catch your robotic dog before he jumps in the tub with you?

[Zatou]

 A Prothean squad member for 10$.

Modifié par Zatou, 23 février 2012 - 06:41 .

[InsaneAzrael]

"Rogue Trader"
Go undercover in breaking up a Batarian slaver organisation. Play as a small time slave trader on the Baria frontiers payroll.Get captured and sold as a sex-slave for a Volus named Skorpus. Must pass dance challenges to win.

[odd2bme]

RDSFirebane wrote...

$10.00 Coma DLC will the commander wake up in time to save the galaxy? Watch as the entire crew come into the med bay and each give a 5 minuet speech about the untimeliness of this terrible shower accident.

$10.00 Robo DLC can you catch your robotic dog before he jumps in the tub with you?

lmao! You would get to name your Robo Dog right?
  "No Toaster! Down boy!"

[RDSFirebane]

odd2bme wrote...

RDSFirebane wrote...

$10.00 Coma DLC will the commander wake up in time to save the galaxy? Watch as the entire crew come into the med bay and each give a 5 minuet speech about the untimeliness of this terrible shower accident.

$10.00 Robo DLC can you catch your robotic dog before he jumps in the tub with you?

lmao! You would get to name your Robo Dog right?
  "No Toaster! Down boy!"

Ha ha Boost for the win *high five* you sir just made a good joke great I hadent even thought about nameing the dog lol

[Sajuro]

Conrad's Dirty Dozen: As the ultimate Shepard fanboy, Conrad looted bins for credits and helped random people in ME2. In ME3 he will put together a squad in order to emulate his hero and right the wrongs of the galaxy.
Conrad Verner
Presidium Grounds Keeper
Veetor/Kenn
Rana Thanoptis
Mouse
The refund guy
Telon (the armed salarian in Thane's mission)
The urdnot scout
Niftu Cal (Biotic God)
Kolyat
bob the husk
Urz
Shisk
Malfunctioning Ymir mech with Jenkin's brain in it

Their ship: The Omaha
Khaleesa Jilani (in Kelly's roll)
Boo the space hamster as navigator
The Horizon mechanic as pilot
Shepard VI as ship's VI
Dr. Michel as the ship doctor
Ramen Stand guy as the cook and janitor

[Farbautisonn]

Sajuro wrote...

Conrad's Dirty Dozen: As the ultimate Shepard fanboy, Conrad looted bins for credits and helped random people in ME2. In ME3 he will put together a squad in order to emulate his hero and right the wrongs of the galaxy.
Conrad Verner
Presidium Grounds Keeper
Veetor/Kenn
Rana Thanoptis
Mouse
The refund guy
Telon (the armed salarian in Thane's mission)
The urdnot scout
Niftu Cal (Biotic God)
Kolyat
bob the husk
Urz
Shisk
Malfunctioning Ymir mech with Jenkin's brain in it

Their ship: The Omaha
Khaleesa Jilani (in Kelly's roll)
Boo the space hamster as navigator
The Horizon mechanic as pilot
Shepard VI as ship's VI
Dr. Michel as the ship doctor
Ramen Stand guy as the cook and janitor

-LOL

[Gabriel S.]

"Conrad's Dirty Dozen" A-HA!

[hawat333]

The Ending

And now, ladies and gentleman, for only 20 bucks you can buy the final mission (which also contains multiple endings as a bonus). A real deal!

[NM_Che56]

Someone should tell Microsoft to stop posting spoilers...

HEY YO!!!

[Nexis7]

Now you can buy all, yes, ALL squadmates for a measly price of £20!
Thats right! Only £20 for garrus liara VS vega AND tali!

AND, IF YOU PREORDER THIS AT A CERTAIN STORE, YOU GET THE NORMANDY FOR FREE!*
*(for an additional £10)

CE DLC comes with all possible weapons, planets, cutscenes and gameplay. standard edition must pay 1200pts.

[JerusPI]

Elegana wrote...

Elcor classics: Listen to all of Shakespeare's greatest works that are narrated by a cast of Elcor.

I kinda want this just to relax too.

[Shinji Ex]

Alternate Clothing Outfits.

[Most Definitely Sane]

The Bachelor/ Bachelorette: Mass Effect Edition

Can the crew of the Normandy win the affections of the mildly attractive Commander Shepard?

[templarfrost]

"Dressed" to Kill DLC - Commander Shepard goes drag! In an inpromptu attempt at foiling the Reapers efforts to further understand and predict humanity, Commander Shepard resorts to cross-dressing in this final last ditch valiant defense of a critical Alliance intel base.

If men are from Mars... the Reapers will never figure out where Shepard is from. Will Shepard be able to deal with his inner confusion? Will Shepard's squad abandon him in this dire and critical moment of Shepard's identity? He's Commander Shepard, and he approves of this shade of heels.

$299.99 USD
Included free in the Round the World, Trip to Mars, Defender of the Universe, Harlem Globetrotters Collector's Ultimate, Final, Super, Ultra-Deluxe Edition

[Jacen987]

Hardly fictional, but a hell of a joke... Day1-DLC ME3 Origins: Free Spyware included with every new copy of MassEffect 3

[Tazzmission]

a joke dlc huh?


hmmmm reveal talis face to be a male

[Dansayshi]

Watch Commander Shepard take a ****, just $3.99 from the bioware store!

[CptBomBom00]

Mass Effect "Dead Creds" Shepard gets and invitation to a opening the biggest casino in galaxy, only to find out that he and others are trapped by a Evil Conrad Verner and Shepard needs to get out quickly to save the galaxy.

[Omilophile]

Gibb_Shepard wrote...

A DLC containing an integral character to the game. It's also released AS SOON as the game is, and you have to pay en extra $10 for it.

Already a thread for that. Don't drag this one into it.

[LittleDoggie]

15$ you get to have reapers in the game ... another 10$ and you get to fly the normandy again. 10$ more and you get Garrus. Sounds about right? no?

Modifié par LittleDoggie, 24 février 2012 - 01:07 .