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[Garland7A]

"Directors Cut Endings"

Don't like how the story ended for Shepherd? We here at Bioware were ready for this!! We've scoured the internets and found the 3 best fan-fic endings and made them playable! You heard that right folks, YOUR Shepherd, YOUR story, and now YOUR ending!

How will Shepherd's final story play out? YOU DECIDE!! only 800 MSP......per ending.

[HeroxMatt]

I think a "Two and a Half Men" inspired Mass Effect would be pretty funny.
Also: "Francis Kitt's Hamlet". Re-enacting the all-Elcor cast Hamlet mentioned show from Mass Effect 2. An unforgettable fourteen hour experience!

And finally: Companion Blasto the Hanar! Enkindle this.

[someguy1231]

JerusPI wrote...

someguy1231 wrote...

A "romance pack" that exists solely to provide fapcannon to the lonely romance-obsessed zealots on these forums.

Oh wait, many of them would actually buy that...<_<

I'd Buy it.

Thank you for proving my point.

[PlatonicWaffles]

Mass Effect 3: Enkindle This
1600 MSP

Blasto as a squad member.

[Rudy Lis]

Good story DLC... Oh, wait, what a joke!

[Vez04]

I Am A Biotic God.

Recruit the Volus Squadmember.

560 BP/MSP

[BatmanPWNS]

DLC: The search for decent armor.

Find as many armors for Jack, Miranda and Samara before they burn every decent armor in the galaxy.

[UberLevi]

Squadmate Recruitment: The Pilot DLC

As Shepard, go on a mission to search for the cure to Vrolik's Syndrome, and find a replacement pilot for Joker, so that he can get some frontline action against the Reaper threat!

800 Microsoft Points

[JerusPI]

someguy1231 wrote...

JerusPI wrote...

someguy1231 wrote...

A "romance pack" that exists solely to provide fapcannon to the lonely romance-obsessed zealots on these forums.

Oh wait, many of them would actually buy that...<_<

I'd Buy it.

Thank you for proving my point.

Perhaps Romance Obsessed Zealots are socially unable to form relationships and
can only find solace in relationships formed with fictional characters they keep to themselves
and leave people like you alone so you can be social and get all the ladies and guys you want.
All they want is to believe that for a moment someone can love and desire them even if it's
an blue skinned alien in a video game. Or would you rather them be hanging around cramping your obviously
superior style?

Or maybe theres people out there who feel the need to buy every single DLC that comes out for a game in an obsession to have it all just in case they might miss something.

[Arppis]

"Taking Back Earth."

The REAL Ending that was cut because of time reasons.

[Haventh]

Corrupt Reporters - In this DLC you can travel the universe and the many city planets and either help the corrupt reporters in their schemes, doding the public or go on a rampage releasing special, and visually stunning attacks on reporters, before you get caught by the authorities.

[blothulfur]

Greetings gamers. Future news have been talking with the colossal tentacled nightmare from the nth dimension that represents Eawares marketing division, and boy have we got the scoop for you. With the recent announcement of Mass Effect 5: It's meatloaf again at Shepards retirement home, and he's pissed. The pr machine here at the gates of Hell has gone into overdrive and we've come back from the edge of that Lovecraftian inferno with prizes for our lucky viewers.

Yes, merely send us a scrap of your still wet flesh inscribed (in your own blood) with your devotions and promises of eternal servitude to the terrifying powers of the beyond. In return you will recieve the Shepards pea shooter dlc weapon pack for the upcoming game. Yes hear the cries of mild annoyance and disgust from your enemies, watch them wipe spitwads off their visors and tut in dissapointment at your childish behaviour. Remember this pack will cost upwards of $100 after launch so don't wait around.

Watch out for more content for your Commander Shepard becoming available in the coming weeks, including arseless chaps, big fake mustaches, ball gags, and the exclusive blue oyster club membership card.

This is the Dirk Thrustington AI wishing you all good gaming.

[Prom001]

2. Island Vacation.- Take your team on an vacation dress up your crew in skimpy swimsuits. Even Wrex and Legion. Play volleyball, Surf, drink booze and have a grand old time.

here are my 10 bucks!

[JerusPI]

Tuesday is coming!

[Lapis Lazuli]

They can cheat like George Lucas and have a bunch of character deaths and then have them appear as ghosts.

[Xivai]

DLC DLC, feel complete getting this DLC that is only adding the words ADDED DLC to your colleciton. Only 99 payments of 999999!

[ZSOOLT3]

Blasto DLC: you play as Blasto, the first hannar spectre (about 20-25hours of gameplay)

[JerusPI]

Mass Relay surge protectors 800 points
To prevent any Mass Relays from blowing up

Everybody lives happily ever after 1600 points

Epilogues like in Dragon Age origin or Fallout New Vegas 3200 points

[Eclipse merc]

Dylia wrote...

Mass Effect 3: Enkindle This
1600 MSP

Blasto as a squad member.

I'd buy that...

[Duncaaaaaan]

How about.... an actual prothean squadmember as DLC! It's a joke, right?

[JerusPI]

Taking up space. - All those empty rooms on the normandy now have new characters