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Final COMPLETELY unreasonable ME3 requests thread.


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#101
GipsyDangeresque

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I demand the option to hug Tali at all times. All times, regardless of the cinematic timing or being in combat or not.

In fact, if you are in combat all enemies should shoot themselves, our of remorse for thinking about interrupting.

Also, all of Shepards guns should now shoot out T-Rexes with chainsaw arms with blades made of laser beams, which charge directly at every enemy.


I'm prepared to cancel my pre-order if these demands are not met.

#102
FlyinElk212

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Gigantic. Space. Orgy.

#103
Ranicus56

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Atemeus wrote...

I demand the option to hug Tali at all times. All times, regardless of the cinematic timing or being in combat or not.

In fact, if you are in combat all enemies should shoot themselves, our of remorse for thinking about interrupting.

Also, all of Shepards guns should now shoot out T-Rexes with chainsaw arms with blades made of laser beams, which charge directly at every enemy.


I'm prepared to cancel my pre-order if these demands are not met.


Yes! :wizard:

#104
Jonttu1

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Every is gay. There are no straight LI's.  Trololololol.

Modifié par Jonttu1, 20 février 2012 - 03:14 .


#105
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Praetor Shepard wrote...

(No) Reporters on the Normandy!



Edit: didn't add the negative...  :whistle:


Or at least the option to throw the existing one out the airlock. Image IPB

I don't know...maybe she'll turn out to be an interesting character. I just can't see what the purpose of having a reporter on the Normandy is. With that in mind, my ridiculous request is to have Shepard deliver this dialogue exchange...

Diana Allers: Commander Shepard, I'm Diana Allers with the A.N.N. Do you have a moment?

Shepard: I know who you are Ms. Allers. In case you haven't noticed this is an Alliance warship, not a three ring circus. I've got a galaxy to save and I don't need reporters getting in the way. Garrus, escort this bimbo and her camera crew off my ship!

Garrus: With pleasure, Commander.

#106
CMD-Shep

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add an ending where the care bears save the galaxy!!

#107
Dr. Jacko

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The crew of the Satellite of Love as squadmates and LIs.

Except for Tom Servo of course, as he's currently in a relationship with Tibby.

Modifié par Dr. Jacko, 20 février 2012 - 03:19 .


#108
Elvis_Mazur

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Remake the intro: make the Reaper's invasion less abrupt, show the battle near Earth that happened, remove the stupid lines, add the trial, keep the kid, give us the option to have the old Ash, make the Reaper actually do something while they are on Earth, more smokes, fires and explosions.

But, of course, what I want will always be a dream.

#109
Legion64

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Praetorian squadmate. Asking for one since Jan. 26 2010.

#110
sangy

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MrnDvlDg161 wrote...

Have Aria T'loak as an LE - Why not, she was a bad-s and super hot. Shepard can rescue her from annihilation when the Reapers come to Omega....


Yeah, Aria T'loak is the best looking asari in the Mass Effect series.  She would be an interesting LI too.  Not a bad idea to make her a squadmate while we're at it.

#111
Reiella

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 Release it for the Vita!

There's my irrational request :P.

#112
Remus A

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Praetor Shepard wrote...

FemaleMageFan wrote...

Sandal as squad-mate and LI


Enchantment!

Mass Effect 3 General Discussion (No ME3 Spoilers allowed)

This.

And The Commander Shepard song (
 ) should be Shepard's permanent leitmotif. 

:wizard:

#113
TheInvicibleCandyBar

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Darth Malice113 wrote...

Who wouldn't love to hear Professer Farnesworth walk into the war room a say " Good news everyone!".  Image IPB


Dangit, I spewed my soda everywhere when I read that!

#114
lumen11

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I want to participate in in squad mate banter.

They should have a little two-option dialogue wheel pop up in the corner of the screen every now and then when your squad mates are having a little exchange. Your interjections are completely optional and should probably be mostly trivial, but it would allow you to further define your relationship with squad mates.

#115
tomorrowstation

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Omni-shield, Captain America style.

#116
I-am-Biwinning

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1. MOAR KROGAN AIR DROPS!!!!
2. hannar squad member
3. ability to ride elcor into battle
4. biotic god volus squad member
5. dialogue option to meld with every asari encountered in the game ever, resulting in the achievement, "true blue"
6. male and female space hamster to allow a space hamster family
7. constant references to GMagnum throughout the entire game
8. Utter perfection in every way possible, exactly to my liking with total disregard to what other fans might want.

My demands are reasonable.

#117
tomorrowstation

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I-am-Biwinning wrote...

1. MOAR KROGAN AIR DROPS!!!!
2. hannar squad member
3. ability to ride elcor into battle
4. biotic god volus squad member
5. dialogue option to meld with every asari encountered in the game ever, resulting in the achievement, "true blue"
6. male and female space hamster to allow a space hamster family
7. constant references to GMagnum throughout the entire game
8. Utter perfection in every way possible, exactly to my liking with total disregard to what other fans might want.

My demands are reasonable.


dis needs 2hapn lyk 4real cuz lyk f not den BW ben lyk fk  hella rude tbh

#118
BatmanPWNS

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Please put Jacob back in the squad. (For the lolz)

#119
ODST 3

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Full femshep nudity like Fox News promised us the first time around. She's just the finest thing in the galaxy.

#120
ratsneck00

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A banana phone in Shep's quarters on the Normandy.

#121
squee365

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BACON! THE GAME NEEDS MORE BACON!

#122
Legion64

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The ability to increase breast size. SUPER MEGA BIOTIC BOOBS!

#123
mitthrawuodo

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Shepard to only move by shuffling

#124
mjharper

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tomorrowstation wrote...

I-am-Biwinning wrote...

1. MOAR KROGAN AIR DROPS!!!!
2. hannar squad member
3. ability to ride elcor into battle
4. biotic god volus squad member
5. dialogue option to meld with every asari encountered in the game ever, resulting in the achievement, "true blue"
6. male and female space hamster to allow a space hamster family
7. constant references to GMagnum throughout the entire game
8. Utter perfection in every way possible, exactly to my liking with total disregard to what other fans might want.

My demands are reasonable.


dis needs 2hapn lyk 4real cuz lyk f not den BW ben lyk fk  hella rude tbh

Is that supposed to be English?

#125
Farbautisonn

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squee365 wrote...

BACON! THE GAME NEEDS MORE BACON!


/thread.