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Final COMPLETELY unreasonable ME3 requests thread.


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#151
ODST 3

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To build my own lightsaber.

#152
eye basher

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Legion64 wrote...

The ability to increase breast size. SUPER MEGA BIOTIC BOOBS!


Seems legit.Image IPB

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DnVill

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A volus spectre squadmate who's also a biotic god. hehe

Modifié par DnVill, 20 février 2012 - 08:58 .


#154
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Darth Malice113 wrote...

Determine the fate of the galaxy by challenging Harbinger to a game of chess.

Don't you mean a game of tick-tack-toe.


Rabbidsquirrel88 wrote...

Once you complete the game, I want to open the Normandy hangar bay doors, and hit some golf balls into a mass relay...

50,000 light year drives has to be some kind of a record...

This would be better as a side quest half way through the game, where Shepard and Garrus get stuck in a time loop. 
:whistle:

#155
phimseto

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I'm guessing someone has already posted, "Trial, please..." or variant thereof.

My official vote would be to finally be able to enjoy the Shepard VI that never made its appearance in ME2.

#156
darthnick427

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HK-47 for squadmate.

Comentary: Reapers? The consider themselves gods of destruction do they? They have never fought me before.

#157
phimseto

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Oh actually, I did once petition that Minsc put in an appearance in ME2. I feel that Minsc is a character capable of crossing time and space to show up in any setting ready to battle evil.

#158
Julia343

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I have a couple:

* Blasto the Hanar Spectre for a squadmate.

* And for the Deus Ex Machina --- a giant space hologram of the sexiest looking reaper (only to reapers of course) that holds every single reaper's attention so we can blast them into oblivion. This appears over each inhabited world. NOTE: once their attention is held by the hologram they cannot break it.

PS: I love the one about hitting golf balls into a mass relay. This is something TIM and Shepard could do while arguing over the fate of the galaxy and smoking some cigars -- yes femShep needs to smoke a cigar while doing this. Imagine having a golf ball hitting a reaper in the "eye"

Modifié par Julia343, 20 février 2012 - 09:11 .


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phimseto wrote...

Oh actually, I did once petition that Minsc put in an appearance in ME2. I feel that Minsc is a character capable of crossing time and space to show up in any setting ready to battle evil.

He will come take your space hamster away.

#160
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Weapon holstering whenever you want.

Ho ho ho.

#161
ODST 3

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An oily sex scene between Legion and EDI's new body.

#162
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A scene where Joker pulls up to a space port and three homeless people jump on the nose of the ship and start to wipe the windows, smearing crap all over the place...

A captains chair for me to sit in so a girl holding a clipboard can have me sign something - Cpt. Kirk style...

A Spartacus leap from the platform on the Citadel to the landing where the Coucil stands... Shepard landing smack on the chest of the Turian, feet first (with a flying clothesline to Udina's face)...

A scene where Shepard says "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." then he shoots his evil demonic twin...

The Indian Love Call is used by the geth on a group of quarians, inside-helmet-explosions and all...

Shepard gets up in the morning and is starting to take on the day, is handed some joe, and exclaims, "That's a damn good cup of coffee!"...

Femshep and Garrus spar to "Kung Fu Fighting"... all reach and flexibility...

Shepard and Ash stumble upon a holodeck on a derilict ship and solve an acient Prothen mystery - in black and white 50's detective whodunit style... Ash being the loyal and adventurous secretary sidekick....

The Normandy cruises the atmosphere to the sound of propellers, ala Airplane!

The shuttle cruises over a jungle while the team inside gears up listening to "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. 

Shepard starts off a speech with "life is like a box of chocolates"...

Running video of Shep punching out the reporter plays in the halls of the Normandy...

Jack gets caught in the engine room playing the Shepard VI over and over again...

While checking out a hot stripper, Shepard notices a Batarian wearing a trenchcoat entering the bar with a hidden shotgun...

You enter the captains quarters to see Kasumi dangling upside down by her feet 'cause she fell for your trap, the sneaky little turd...

Screeching metal sounds draw you to a closet where you open the door to see Legion and EDI... wait not even I will go there...

Shepard opens up a little package left at his cabin door to find inside a flower with a little quarian helmet encapsulating the petals...

Obligatory asari strip bar means obligatory no-gravity jello fight where you dare Ash to prove she's zero-gee certified...

Fuzzy dice hanging over Joker's flight console...

TIM's face on the Normandy toilet paper...

Mullet hairstyle option for Shepard, complete with Bruce Springsteen "Born in the U.S.A" theme song in the cabin.

Joker is digging his tunes... Shepard changes the station...

"Time to Say Goodbye" plays as the Reapers blow up in a slow motion sequence while the Normandy crew watches in quiet contemplation...

#163
HK-90210

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ODST 3 wrote...

An oily sex scene between Legion and EDI's new body.


Can't....remove...from head....Image IPB

#164
sackyhack

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Upon completing the game on Insanity, I want Mark Meer to call and record his voice for my answering machine. "I'm commander Shepard, and you may leave a disingenuous assertion after the beep".

#165
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Here's my completely unreasonable request :

The Lair of the Shadow Broker was actually a clever trick by the Shadow Broker to let us think he's dead.

In fact the Shadow Broker is still there and is a major player in ME3.

The Bioware writers now have 10 days to write the smartest dialogs ever and the smartest plot ending up with the Shadow Broker helping Shepard with only us players in the known.

Pretty please with Bambi eyes....

Modifié par Lee T, 20 février 2012 - 11:34 .


#166
LegionMan

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 Bring back overheating

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CastonFolarus wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

An oily sex scene between Legion and EDI's new body.


Can't....remove...from head....Image IPB


"There was a hole"

#168
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Unreasonable request. Okay...

I want James Vega to have his name changed to something uber-manly. Like Max Benchpress, Brick Beefslab, or Beef Bonebreak.

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To be able to have sex with a Tresher Maw.

MakeMineMako wrote...

Unreasonable request. Okay...

I want James Vega to have his name changed to something uber-manly. Like Max Benchpress, Brick Beefslab, or Beef Bonebreak.


How bout Rocket Fightmaster or Lance Ironfist?

#170
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The Illusive Man must say, "How many people had I already killed? There were those six that I knew about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time, it was an American and an officer" before he dies.

#171
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 I want the Thorian to be my mount. Also the game could use more cake. Maybe give Shepard an ability where he stops to eat some cake. Yes. 

#172
Northern Sun

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Karaoke night on the Normandy for Shepard and squadmates.

#173
Leyla87

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To show that the events of the last three games were the wild imaginings of an autistic child playing with a snow globe.

#174
MakeMineMako

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3rdMillhouse wrote...

To be able to have sex with a Tresher Maw.

MakeMineMako wrote...

Unreasonable request. Okay...

I want James Vega to have his name changed to something uber-manly. Like Max Benchpress, Brick Beefslab, or Beef Bonebreak.


How bout Rocket Fightmaster or Lance Ironfist?


Lance Ironfist sounds good. That name ranks high among all things manly sounding.

#175
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Have a "Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" option on every planet.