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Final COMPLETELY unreasonable ME3 requests thread.


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#176
Rabbidsquirrel88

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If I cannot disconnect the council, PREORDER CANCELED!

I want Conrad Verner to kill the reapers, then shoot me in the foot for doubting him.

Modifié par Rabbidsquirrel88, 21 février 2012 - 12:38 .


#177
STARSBarry

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option on all Dialog wheels as ....
also change Shepards last name to Freeman slam on a goatee and some specs, job done

#178
Leafs43

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You discover a planet named Azeroth that contains weird magical properties and fearing that it will fall into Cerberus hands you have to nuke it into a smoldering crater planet.

#179
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Please bring the eye makeup back >.<

#180
Guest_aLucidMind_*

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Impregnate every woman and have an army of baby Shepards be the Duex ex Machina against the Reapers :P

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Zu Long

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Shinobu wrote...

A wedding DLC where Shepard has to:
1) navigate parental opinion, Alliance opinion, galactic opinion, and several editorials by Kalisah Sinan Bint Al-Jilani
2) learn the embarrassing marriage customs of his/her spouse (if non-human)
3) buy fancy new clothes with Kelly and Kasumi as squaddies
4) force Joker to take off his hat
5) find a best man/maid of honor
6) order the wrong cake
7) get food poisoning at the tasting
8) order the right cake
9) clear the air with any former love interests
10) get married
11) break up a fight at the reception *without shooting anyone*
12) get drunk
13) make sweet, sweet love to his/her spouse


I am totally on board with this as DLC.

As far as unreasonable demands- I would like the ability for Shepard to turn Super-Saiyan and singlehandedly devastate Reapers using over the top ki techniques (after approximately four hours of constipated start-up time). Make it happen Bioware.

#182
Abispa

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Krogan love.

Modifié par Abispa, 21 février 2012 - 12:46 .


#183
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How the Collectors Stole Christmas.

#184
Eragondragonrider

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Please have the Warden Commander appear so I can find out what happened to them.

#185
adawg828

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GamerGirl5260 wrote...

Thigh boots for everybody, I own a pair my self I love em'. Shepard would be totally sexy in them, so would Joker and EDI.


Thigh boots are pretty sexy... :D

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I want more than two suits to choose from for my squad. Bring back Scorpion armor so my whole squad can wear it. I'd like to actually look like soldiers instead of a bunch of galactic anarchists.

And don't throw a single suit for a few members as DLC. That BS. You really didn't have time for more than two character skins while making ME2?

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Dr Death DST

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Oh, and if it hasn't already been said, rough sex scene with a krogan, just throwing that out there.

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ICE CREAM!

#189
Eragondragonrider

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Dr Death DST wrote...

Oh, and if it hasn't already been said, rough sex scene with a krogan, just throwing that out there.

:lol: +1

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Han Shot First wrote...

Praetor Shepard wrote...

(No) Reporters on the Normandy!



Edit: didn't add the negative...  :whistle:


Or at least the option to throw the existing one out the airlock. Image IPB

I don't know...maybe she'll turn out to be an interesting character. I just can't see what the purpose of having a reporter on the Normandy is. With that in mind, my ridiculous request is to have Shepard deliver this dialogue exchange...

Diana Allers: Commander Shepard, I'm Diana Allers with the A.N.N. Do you have a moment?

Shepard: I know who you are Ms. Allers. In case you haven't noticed this is an Alliance warship, not a three ring circus. I've got a galaxy to save and I don't need reporters getting in the way. Garrus, escort this bimbo and her camera crew off my ship!

Garrus: With pleasure, Commander.


I think here purpose on the ship is so you have a reporter to punch whenever you want :lol:

#191
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Vega crying about the hopelessness of the Reapers situation and using the phrase "Game over, man!"

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Shinobu

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Poison_Berrie wrote...

Rabbidsquirrel88 wrote...

Once you complete the game, I want to open the Normandy hangar bay doors, and hit some golf balls into a mass relay...

50,000 light year drives has to be some kind of a record...

This would be better as a side quest half way through the game, where Shepard and Garrus get stuck in a time loop. 
:whistle:


... and learn to juggle.

Oh! I want Thresher Maws with laser beams shooting out of their mouths that I and my squad can ride into battle! :wub:

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phimseto wrote...

Oh actually, I did once petition that Minsc put in an appearance in ME2. I feel that Minsc is a character capable of crossing time and space to show up in any setting ready to battle evil.


I can't wait for him to discover that you're holding Boo's sibling prisoner on your ship!

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I want BioWare to deliver my ME3 CE personally on launch day (YES THE ENTIRE EDMONTON TEAM); and I want my own 1:1 scale replica Normandy which actually flys and pew pews. Make it happen BioWare or MY pre-order = CANCELLED!!!!!!

Modifié par TheJiveDJ, 21 février 2012 - 01:32 .


#195
Rockworm503

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 I want every copy of the game to ship with this
http://www.hulu.com/...-live-taco-town

#196
TheOptimist

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I demand Indiana Jones-style 'just shoot 'em and walk away'  interrupts for ALL named villains, including TIM, Kai Leng, and Harbinger.

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publius1000

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You lose the final battle because Garrus got all the calibrations wrong

#198
Dreadwing 67

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I want a dance party as a bonus ending. I want TIM and the Alien council to be doing the YMCA together. We need DJ harbinger and his collector servants to be hosting the party. Sovereign will sing Party in the USA.

I want to be dancing with every squad-mate and occasionally watch Hacket teach us all how to dougie. We need the bartender from Illium and Liara handing out Prothean party favors while Thane broods for the ladies.

Mordin will hand out cures for STDs and.....well Im going way to far into this.

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enigma8675309

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If we are going big,then we need some star Destroyers and a Death star for the fight.

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Tom Lehrer

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As the end nears everyone in the galaxy starts singing and dancing to Stayin' Alive thus bringing disco back to life and making Shep seem less crazy for having a disco ball.

Modifié par Tom Lehrer, 21 février 2012 - 02:22 .