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Dreadwing 67 wrote...

I want a dance party as a bonus ending. I want TIM and the Alien council to be doing the YMCA together. We need DJ harbinger and his collector servants to be hosting the party. Sovereign will sing Party in the USA.

I want to be dancing with every squad-mate and occasionally watch Hacket teach us all how to dougie. We need the bartender from Illium and Liara handing out Prothean party favors while Thane broods for the ladies.

Mordin will hand out cures for STDs and.....well Im going way to far into this.


Go on......

#202
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I don't think this is too much to ask for.

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Sashimi_taco wrote...



I don't think this is too much to ask for.


Don't make me dare hope.

It hurts too much.

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Miranda can haz teh babby becuz mass effect fields

Anyway, as for something I actually want...
If you Paragon-talked Al-Jilani in ME1 and ME2 and you finally punch her in ME3, I want Shepard to say "I've always wanted to do that." XD

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Dreadwing 67

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CastonFolarus wrote...

Dreadwing 67 wrote...

I want a dance party as a bonus ending. I want TIM and the Alien council to be doing the YMCA together. We need DJ harbinger and his collector servants to be hosting the party. Sovereign will sing Party in the USA.

I want to be dancing with every squad-mate and occasionally watch Hacket teach us all how to dougie. We need the bartender from Illium and Liara handing out Prothean party favors while Thane broods for the ladies.

Mordin will hand out cures for STDs and.....well Im going way to far into this.


Go on......


Kelly will be the dancer, Grunt and Wrex will be the gentleman of the party sipping tea and rejoicing about the Varren races, Jacob will hold contests for the....you figure that out. Kaidan will be the bouncer because no one cares about that ***hole.

Joker is magically cured by mass effect fields and shows his best Michael Jackson impersenation, Tali takes her suit off but not her helmet cause im an ***hole, Garrus calibrates the lights and pops a heat sink, Miranda is off "finding" her daddy.

Anderson then interupts the party yelling "throw a biotic Rameriez....I mean Shepard"

#206
SamT3N7

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I need Female Turians! ...please?

#207
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I want one of the emails on the Normandy to just be BioWare trolling us with that pic of Shepard breastfeeding Wrex's baby :P mwahaha

Modifié par aLucidMind, 21 février 2012 - 02:58 .


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Having a Batarian on your squad..... :crying:

#209
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Bump into a Holo-Conversation between Garrus and Solana. Confront him about it like Shep did with Ash in ME1.
Have a Protean Artifact Enigma..
Get a Robotic Cat instead of a Robotic Dog.
Add Kinect's gesture recognition to the star map and shep's omnitool. Giggle and say iMap or iTool.

Have Kasumi as permanent squadmate.

O_o

#210
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This isn't actually ME3, it's AC3 - the kid is Desmond's descendant, the ones who came before are the Protheans (duh!), the solar event they warned us about is the reapers, and Cerberus is just another name for Abstergo/Templars. The kid survives his transport getting destroyed and then has to lead the war effort against the reapers on Earth (actually Shepard dies and he has to find a Prothean hideout to survive the extinction). The whole story takes place in the Animus, which now lets Desmond replay his future as well as his past. The whole thing about the 2012 "end of the world" was just the Templars launching a satellite to wake up the Reapers from dark space.

#211
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Give me a female Turian squadmate, has to be Garrus' long lost sister, and I'll forget how you killed the good old Illusive Man~

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I demand they remove all cover from the game, including the ability to even take cover!
When you press the A button, Shepard should throw down his weapon and announce to his enemies:
'Come at me bro!'

#213
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What do you mean Mass Effect 3 cannot be ported to the Commodore 64?!

Pre-order cancelled!

#214
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Chrysantemum wrote...

What do you mean Mass Effect 3 cannot be ported to the Commodore 64?!

Pre-order cancelled!


-Im sueing.

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No more fail dialogue!
Seriously no more "Derp what Cerberus did doesn't matter" or "Herp I'm not really with them but then I am but I can't explain it to you" dialogue options! (I'm looking at you Horizon and Lotsb)


Also: Give Pc players the option of rebinding actions. Don't freaking put all actions on the spacebar, we've got a whole keyboard to use you know? <_<


ETA: I don't consider these things unreasonable at all actually...

Modifié par Robhuzz, 21 février 2012 - 05:25 .


#216
mineralica

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TIM as LI.

Robo crocodile instead of robo dog.

Pajamas for armor for specialist squadmates - because comfort is more important that pesky protection.


And, on more or less serious note, eyelashes for Kaidan and any other unnoticed human who lacks them.

#217
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Morrigan's God-Baby turns out to be Shepard's Uncle and the two fight for Darth Vader's hand in marriage on Captain Jack's ship.

Do it.

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I want a katana, and a place on the ship to change my hair at will, and Grunt and Kasumi as permanent SM.



Also they gave vanguard falcon punch so yeah...

#219
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I want to be able to play a Shepard of a different race/species.



DALISH.

Ashley:  "Goddammit!  if ou call me Shemlin one more time....."




And I demand a reskin of James Vega as a Mabari.




ME3 could easiy be not only the finale of the space epic, but also a better DA2!

Modifié par Parrk, 21 février 2012 - 07:02 .


#220
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How about the ability to max out all abilities at max level. Simple makes it so I want to get to max level for a good reason. And don't have to half two powers or not use a power at all.

#221
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Robhuzz wrote...

No more fail dialogue!
Seriously no more "Derp what Cerberus did doesn't matter" or "Herp I'm not really with them but then I am but I can't explain it to you" dialogue options! (I'm looking at you Horizon and Lotsb)


Also: Give Pc players the option of rebinding actions. Don't freaking put all actions on the spacebar, we've got a whole keyboard to use you know? <_<


ETA: I don't consider these things unreasonable at all actually...


Then what are they doing in THIS thread? Image IPB

#222
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My request is for a major plot twist where Commander Shepard is the one who is indoctrinating the galactic races and the Reapers were actually saving them.

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SirCrimz wrote...

My request is for a major plot twist where Commander Shepard is the one who is indoctrinating the galactic races and the Reapers were actually saving them.


You know, for all the stuff we fans give BW crap for, at leasty they aren't going to do this.

Right?Image IPB

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SirCrimz wrote...

My request is for a major plot twist where Commander Shepard is the one who is indoctrinating the galactic races and the Reapers were actually saving them.


If something like this happened, I'd probably faint.

Because it would be amazing.

#225
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Volus teammate and romance option.