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Tang McGame

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I couldn't think of any other way to describe it.

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minianthunter

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I think the widow on an infiltrator is more sex, but that's just me.

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DRUNK_CANADIAN

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How about that Claymore vanguard with full charge and bonus dmg mod....

I used it, but then I realized that if I miss I have to run around until I can reload that POS gun lol...back to Katana for CQC

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Dudes, the Krogan Soldier with Revenant is sex too!

Cerberus is getting sooo gangbanged!!!


P.S.:
I am a Vanguard player at heart and that means I approve of the OP of course. From the sounds of it, the female enemies get an orgasm everytime I charge them (really, listen to it!).

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Vanguard is the reason I play this game. Planning on having all Vanguard/Race combos maxed, no time for other classes.

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RamsenC

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double post :l

Modifié par RamsenC, 20 février 2012 - 06:31 .


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eh, I used to love the vanguard in me2 but I just don't like the new charge for so many reasons

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AmayaChan

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All I know is that I absolutely LOVE my Drell Vanguard

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Since getting three claymores in various veteran packs I would say I have to agree. It's so very satisfying to charge a centurion or nemesis then fire my claymore and watch there head explode, if only I could do that to phantoms.

Modifié par evilmunky80, 20 février 2012 - 06:34 .


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Saying that the vanguard is sex implies that one needs a partner to enjoy it.

My friend, we vanguards can have fun all on our own if you know what I mean.

Now two vanguards, that's like the crazy sex trifecta.

Modifié par Citizen Q, 20 février 2012 - 06:39 .


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Tang McGame

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jtg556 wrote...

eh, I used to love the vanguard in me2 but I just don't like the new charge for so many reasons


Is it because it's so sexy and makes you feel unsexy by comparison?

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Vanguard is pretty fun. I am really enjoying my engineer's ability to absolutely demolish turrets, though. And I think my teams appreciate that as well.

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Tang McGame

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Turrets are not immune to the sex.

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marshalleck

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No they aren't, but engineers are Shaft to the vanguard's Pee-Wee Herman when it comes to trashing anything with shields. I can light up phantoms pretty quickly too.

Modifié par marshalleck, 20 février 2012 - 07:44 .


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Krogan Soldier with Boomstick with Max Fortification and nearly max'd Bezerker Rage and Krogan Fitness is nearly unstoppable. Good Times. Dodge an attack Phft! I AM KROGAN! ROAR!!!

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vanguard was my main in ME2. I was worried mad he will suck bad in MP. and yeah, sex all over again.

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 I think sex is sex...

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A Humangineer with a scoped Carnifex is sex.

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tomcruisejr

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Sentinel is my favorite and is the true front line tank of the game imo.

Modifié par tomcruisejr, 20 février 2012 - 08:09 .


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PapVogel-Fessa

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Meh, Asari adept, scoped carnifex, maxed stasis...go figure

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Citizen Q wrote...

Saying that the vanguard is sex implies that one needs a partner to enjoy it.

My friend, we vanguards can have fun all on our own if you know what I mean.

Now two vanguards, that's like the crazy sex trifecta.


You have like groups and groups of partners! Just charge in and... SEX!

Amazing group sex, where you are the stud giving everyone what they deserve! OU YEAH! :police:

Modifié par Arppis, 20 février 2012 - 09:04 .


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DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...

How about that Claymore vanguard with full charge and bonus dmg mod....

I used it, but then I realized that if I miss I have to run around until I can reload that POS gun lol...back to Katana for CQC

lrn2aim 

seriously i can destroy at sniper like ranges with the claymore

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vanguard_of_destruction wrote...

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...

How about that Claymore vanguard with full charge and bonus dmg mod....

I used it, but then I realized that if I miss I have to run around until I can reload that POS gun lol...back to Katana for CQC

lrn2aim 

seriously i can destroy at sniper like ranges with the claymore


But you can still miss. It happens! And it sucks when it does happen.

I'll stick with my scimitar, it has abysmal load times, but it shoots out pelets pretty fast, so it's a nice shotgun.

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Pretty much. And it doesn't even need to be played/built particularly well to be invincible, you just need to pump your passives and upgrade Charge to refill your barrier completely. The only things that can bring me down when I play Vanguard are turrets (HATE SO MUCH) or my own rashness.

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Arppis wrote...

vanguard_of_destruction wrote...

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...

How about that Claymore vanguard with full charge and bonus dmg mod....

I used it, but then I realized that if I miss I have to run around until I can reload that POS gun lol...back to Katana for CQC

lrn2aim 

seriously i can destroy at sniper like ranges with the claymore


But you can still miss. It happens! And it sucks when it does happen.

I'll stick with my scimitar, it has abysmal load times, but it shoots out pelets pretty fast, so it's a nice shotgun.

preference i guess but the claymore kinda makes you adapt to it so using it once imo is not a really fair assesment