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[TheLostGenius]

Sally the Salarian. She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns, shes smarter than a whip and awesome tech abilities and can be a LI for Sheperd, she also loves doing her hairdo and painting her nails and making out with random crew members.


Serious discussion implied.  

[Forst1999]

I guess she also really likes to eat spam?

[Mr.Toast]

TheLostGenius wrote...

[...] She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns [...]

I dont want to destroy your dreams but female Salarians dont have boobs. They lay eggs and are not mammals. Name me one animal that lay eggs AND have boobs 

Modifié par Mr.Toast, 21 février 2012 - 03:39 .

[Taleroth]

You misspelled Batarian, OP.

[Zkyire]

All spam aside, Salarians are amphibian not mammals.

They don't have breasts.

..or hair.

[TheLostGenius]

Mr.Toast wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

[...] She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns [...]

I dont want to destroy your dreams but female Salarians dont have boobs. They lay eggs and are not mammals. Name me one animal that lay eggs AND have boobs 

My girlfriend. 

[NNC FROSTY]

yeah that and Salarians chests also cave inwards, so technically she would have the exact opposite of boobs.

[CroGamer002]

Salarian females are mostly people with high political power and there's like 10% of them in entire Salarian population.

Why would there be one in army then?

[Shad0wOGRE]

Mr.Toast wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

[...] She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns [...]

I dont want to destroy your dreams but female Salarians dont have boobs. They lay eggs and are not mammals. Name me one animal that lay eggs AND have boobs 

Look up Monotremes.

[BatmanPWNS]

Taleroth wrote...

You misspelled Batarian, OP.

This, this a f**king million times.

[dw99027]

Will Shep have to sit on the eggs???

[TheLostGenius]

You have to get the butt warmer armor upgrade, then you can sit on the eggs for birthing purposes.

(This will lead into the next trilogy)

[obtuse4ngle]

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

You misspelled Batarian, OP.

This, this a f**king million times.

Even better than a silly ol' salarian.

[Aesieru]

A female Salarian would not likely be a soldier and she's more likely to stay home.

[jellobell]

Mr.Toast wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

[...] She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns [...]

I dont want to destroy your dreams but female Salarians dont have boobs. They lay eggs and are not mammals. Name me one animal that lay eggs AND have boobs 

Echidnas and Platypuses.

[UnbornLeviathan]

Damnit Jello. You beat me to it.

[thane0909]

DLC!! Sign me up... please Bioware take my money!

[TheLostGenius]

More support! We want Sally The Salarian, she probably would drive mordin crazy, but gawd is she gorgeous!!

Modifié par TheLostGenius, 02 mars 2012 - 10:36 .

[Risselda]

Zkyire wrote...

All spam aside, Salarians are amphibian not mammals.

They don't have breasts.

..or hair.

Was just going to say.....I dont think salarians have bewbs.

She'll probably convulsively lay thousands of eggs though...being only 10% of their population is female >.>

[Geowil]

Mr.Toast wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

[...] She has it all. Brains, bewbs and cool guns [...]

I dont want to destroy your dreams but female Salarians dont have boobs. They lay eggs and are not mammals. Name me one animal that lay eggs AND have boobs 

Technically mammals DO lay eggs (eggs drop out of the ovaries to be fertalized [point taken about external laying of eggs though]), but this is not an anotomy or biology class

[MakeMineMako]

Apparently, Salarians love juice up and hit the gym as much as Human guidos do.

Tazzik, the Salarian Union's answer to Biff Benchpress and Beef Bigpecs:

[Aesieru]

MakeMineMako wrote...


Apparently, Salarians love juice up and hit the gym as much as Human guidos do.

Tazzik, the Salarian Union's answer to Biff Benchpress and Beef Bigpecs:

Actually when you put the picture in proper perspective and look at how the armor is covering him and then take the camera and give a better view point, you realize he's barely more than a normal Salarian.

[MakeMineMako]

Aesieru wrote...

MakeMineMako wrote...


Apparently, Salarians love juice up and hit the gym as much as Human guidos do.

Tazzik, the Salarian Union's answer to Biff Benchpress and Beef Bigpecs:

Actually when you put the picture in proper perspective and look at how the armor is covering him and then take the camera and give a better view point, you realize he's barely more than a normal Salarian.

Perhaps. But in Redemption Tazzik throws the Blue Suns for a loop, because he's taller and beefier than the average Salarian, though still shorter than a Krogan.